Brad Pitt may be one of the most sought after men in Hollywood, but he isn’t above taking help from us peons.
The “Inglorious Basterds” star had some bike troubles while motoring around L.A. yesterday. He was riding one of his “classic” motorcycles when it broke down and forced the hounded actor to the curb. Pitt attempted to fix the bike but failed. Finally, he accepted an offer by a looming photog for a lift.
If this weren’t Saint Angie she would have sprouted wings before she’d slum it for help. Pitt was humble enough to accept the ride. I would also like to point out that his helmet had the words “Daddy’s Helmet” scrawled across it in black permanent marker. I find it endearing he wore it proudly.
Yes my darlings, this is what I am passing for news. I should be drunk under a table in a park with sparklers in my hair and a ketchup/mustard ring around my mouth from a delicious grilled turkey dog or burger. Instead I am diligently working on the driest news day known to man. So here is Zac Efron and his new haircut. Enjoy the freshly trimmed unicorn patch that is Efron’s mane.
Looks the uber adorable and typically demure Jennifer Garner is ready to cut a ho. Someone teach her use a straight razor first. Maybe we should start her on Venus razors first.
Good ol’ Us Weekly is claiming that Garner is still a beast of raging jealousy. Despite having two of the most gorgeous kids with her husband, Ben Affleck, Jen is flipping her shiz over Violet’s friendship with Gwyneth Paltrow‘s son. Moses and attend the same school of over privileged children who eat gold and ride flying ponies around. According to the mag, this eats away at Jennifer and she can’t stand having her husband’s ex girlfriend’s offspring in vicinity of her or Violet.
“A source claims that the proximity to the ex-girlfriend and her family is very uncomfortable for Jen, especially when it comes to play dates with the kids. Jen had issues with Violet attending a birthday bash for Moses back in April, but then had a bigger problem when she found Moses in her own house!
The source says: “After the party, Ben’s mom invited Moses over to Ben and Jen’s house for a play date. Jen came home and flipped out! She was so angry at Ben’s Mom for inviting them over.”
I am calling BS on this one. Perhaps it’s because I have admiration for the former “Alias” star. Or…you know…common sense.
July 2nd, 2009 / 4 Comments » / by Cara Harrington
It is with a heavy heart and extreme sadness I have to report that beloved Mollie Sugden has died. The star of one of the best tv shows ever (and personal favorite) has passed away.
You fellow “Are You Being Served?” fans will remember her as the feisty Mrs. Slocombe. Mollie passed away yesterday (Wednesday) at the age of 86. Notable for many other shows, she will always be remembered for her brightly hued hair and references to her “pussy” Tiddles. The long running joke on the show cemented her in my heart along with her strength and wit. This comedy legend will be dearly missed. She joins Wendy Richard, Miss Shirley Brahms, and John Inman, Mr. Humphries, in the great big board room in the sky.
Mrs. Slocombe and her pussy which “wins a prize every time she shows it,” will forever be an icon which I hold in the highest regard.
Blow has become the white devil for Mischa Barton. She was partying at Whisky Mist nightclub in Mayfair when she decided to drag a friend along with her to the bathroom. An attendant refused to let both girls in the same stall and subsequently angered Mischa. She then went into the stall alone and took her time.
Our spy told us: ‘Mischa looked like she was having a really good night. After sitting with a few pals at her VIP table she dragged her friend Bridget into the loos.
‘They tried to go into the toilet cubicle together but they were stopped by the toilet attendant. The lady said to her, “What are you doing? You are not allowed to go in together, you have to come out now.”
‘Mischa looked really p***ed off and embarrassed but her friend was fine about it.’ Despite a long queue, Mischa then decided to go into another cubicle alone - but her night didn’t get any better. She apparently took so long that the attendant was forced to check if she was feeling okay.
An onlooker said: ‘She took so long to emerge that everyone was worried about her. ‘At one point the toilet attendant had to knock on her door twice to ask if she was alright. Then her mate was knocking to check she was feeling okay.’
The source added: ‘When she came out of the cubicle, she was complaining about people knocking on the door. She looked slightly worse for wear as she attempted to apply her make-up.”
Can’t take a ho anywhere…geez. This episode of Coke Whores Escape followed her attempt at beauty by dropping 3 dress sizes. Barton was photographed at Paris Fashion Week looking gaunt and starved (click HERE to see those photos.)
[Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince 2 Minute Clip -Cave Scene] *It takes a bit to buffer, but as they say patience is a virtue.
Because today is an extremely dry news morning and we here at Hollywood Dame are suckers for Harry Potter, here is a wealth of “Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince” movie stills.
Photos from the Quidditch field, Fred and George’s Joke shop (beautifully done, can’t wait to see that), the Room of Requirement, Snape and Bella at Spinner’s End, the muggle bridge and more.
Also keep your eye on the guy playing Cormac McLaggen. Freddie Stroma might be a rising star playing the cocky love interest of Hermione Granger.
Due to the massive amount of photos, I have had to put the gallery after the cut. Please click “Read More…” to see them.
Looking for the final picture of Michael Jackson? Then by all means, run out and purchase OK Magazine. You won’t find the picture here. We at Hollywood Dame are well aware of the fact that we lack all morals, but still, we manage to have enough class to draw the line. And we’ve found the line.
OK Magazine shelled out a reported $500,000 for a picture of Jackson lying on a stretcher and possibly dead, much to the chagrin of those who work for the magazine and even more to the dismay of the mag’s advertisers who are now pulling out faster than the guy who chose to go condomless with Paris Hilton.
Celebrities are also expressing anger towards the magazine’s poor cover decision.
“In addition, Sean Combs and Jay-Z are said to be so furious they’re organizing a boycott, according to our source.”
Unfortunately however, reps for both OK Magazine and Combs are denying the boycott is taking place. However, the Dames are launching our own boycott of the magazine. Never again will OK grace the back of the toilet in our ladie’s loo.
July 1st, 2009 / 4 Comments » / by Cara Harrington
Tweens everywhere will have to pledge their virginity to someone else. Kevin Jonas confirmed that he and Danielle Deleasa are engaged. Jonas proposed with a custom cut diamond ring designed by Kevin himself and Jacob & Co. while dropping to one knee.
“She said yes, yes, yes like 500 times super fast in a row!” Kevin explained.
The Jo Bro popped the question after an overnight flight to New Jersey from his Vancouver concert.
“It was tough performing last night, knowing that I was going to ask the biggest question in my life to the most amazing girl in the world,”
They entire Jonas clan were spotted out in early December engagement ring shopping with Kevin. They hit David Yurman among several other jewelers. (Click HERE to see Kevin Jonas and Danielle Deleasa photos along with the Jonas Engagement Ring Shopping Photos).
July 1st, 2009 / 2 Comments » / by Cara Harrington
Here is something for the lust driven tweens out there. To the adults who don’t understand the sexy unicorn that is this Sparklehorse, Robert Pattinson….I apologize.
Selena Gomez and “New Moon” wolf boy, Taylor Lautner, have reportedly called it quits. The Gomez/Lautner fling started earlier this year when they were both filming in Cananda. At that point is was rumored that Taylor was dating a high school sweetheart, Sara Hicks. He then dumped her to be Selena. (Take with a grain of salt that stems from a report by the National Enquirer.)
After he dumped Hicks, he devoted himself to the “Wizards of Waverly Place” starlet. However, it appears she has moved on to bigger and better things. Selena is said to be after Robert Pattinson.
“‘After a couple of months together, Selena confided to him that she had a thing for his costar Robert Pattinson – and shocked Taylor by asking if he would put in a good word for her!’ adds the insider.”
Classy. If this is true, Taylor Lautner’s single status will be like blood in the water.