Britney Spears’ Bulimia Back

After starting to slowly make her real comeback, Britney’s problems are still following her. She has been rumored to have an ongoing battle with eating disorders for years. During her breakdown she was spotted several times at grocery stores stocking up on laxatives. Despite gaining a few pounds while she was spiraling downwards she continued to abuse diuretics. Britney Spears’ bulimia battle doesn’t stop there. She is known for adoration of guilty pleasures such as Taco Bell, McDonalds and Red Bull. To shed the depression weight she is turning back to her old ways according to new reports.

“Britney’s diet consists mostly of Taco Bell and turkey jerky washed down with Red Bull,” a source close to one of Britney’s bodyguards told Star this week. “She throws up after meals, both at home and at restaurants and she isn’t very discreet about it. People around her think she’s bulimic.”

During her spin out of control she was said to be taking 10 laxatives a day. This was an effort to easily shed the pounds. She was buying Correctal in mass quantities. Her bodyguard squealed about her unhidden attempts at weight loss to Star Magazine for a decent wad of cash. Oprah, Angelina Jolie and The Olsens were also called out on stories by their bodyguards.

Sounds like the hired help needs a lesson from Kevin Costner on the code of the celebrity bodyguard. Yeah, and Britney…sweety…you are going explode poo if you keep it up.

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Images Via: Yeeeah, Popbytes

Cheetah Girls Break Up Over Nude Photo Scandal

The Cheetah Girls will no longer be the C-list girl group just before Christmas. Currently they are on their “One World” tour spreading their “wholesome” image. However, that will all come to an end on December 22.

Kiely Williams confirmed the spilt telling “In Touch” magazine:

“We always knew this tour would probably be our last. We were excited about going out on a high note, it’s sad that this negative attention has put a damper on that. I’ll always be a Cheetah Girl. It’s been a life-changing experience.”

Raven Symone was once a Cheetah Girl back in 2005, but was forced to drop out. Since then they have been touring as a trio. The breakup news comes on the heels of group member Adrienne Bailon’s nude photo scandal. After photos of the Disney based band surfaced one questions the relation to the breakup announcement. Williams insists the choice to dismember has “nothing to do” with the photos.

The Cheetah Girls were also cut from the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade line up after the debacle. Macy’s claimed that there was a schedule issue, but rumbles of a the parade sponsors cutting the group are more believable.

You just know those Disney ho’s are thinking… “Sorry skank. You can not pull this shiz. You are not Miley Cyrus.”

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Britney Spears Live Womanizer Performance Video

Britney Spears preformed live at the Bambi Awards. She worked “Womanizer” from her latest “Circus” album.

She actually looked half way decent. Still not the standard Spears show, but fire hoops and creepy clowns ruined it for me. I kept expecting poodles, midgets in tiny cars and Pete Wentz to come out and scare me. Then again, after barely being lucid for her last live performance this is a marked improvement…even with the ball of death rolling around the stage.

Spears ripped off Madonna’s outfit from her “Sticky and Sweet” tour though. I am pretty sure Madge will cut a bitch for stunts like that.

Miley Cyrus Thanksgiving Parade Performance

Now that your belly is glistening with 7 lbs. of turkey, park it in front of the tv or other favorite entertainment device. Here is Miley Cyrus performing at the Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade. Miley lipsynchis her litter heart out to promote her cartoon movie “Bolt.”

Ooooooo. Ahhhhh.

Happy Thanksgiving

I am taking the day to get inappropriately drunk while feasting on cheese cubes and piles of turkey while at my family Thanksgiving. I know you will miss me so here is something to remember me by until I return.

Happy Thanksgiving!

Mary Kate Olsen Pregnant

Bwhahaha! That will never happen.

According to this week’s Naitonal Enquirer (print edition) is claiming that Mary Kate Olsen is pregnant. She has packed on a couple of pounds and everyone assumes she is knocked up.

Fear not…there is no life form in her uterus. She is merely trying to gain weight to be healthier. Skinny witch is up to 102 lbs now. This is AFTER gaining 20 pounds.

Someone get me a turkey leg to gnaw on.

Katie Holmes New Face Of Miu Miu

Katie Holmes will now be the face that shills Prada. Holmes landed the Miu Miu campaign. She joins Lindsay Lohan, Kirsten Dunst and Johnny Depp’s partner Vanessa Paradis in the lineage of celebs to front for the label. The ads featuring her are due out for the Spring/Summer ad campaign.

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Source and Images Via: People / OffTheRack

Kristen Stewart Smoking Pot – Photos

That girl from “Twilight” is a bong lover. Kristen Stewart was sitting on her front stoop smoking a bowl.

Not surprised. What shocks me is Robert Pattinson isn’t looking all disheveled and peeking out the window.

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Ugg-ly – Ashley Tisdale and Selena Gomez Uggs

Ashley Tisdale and Selena Gomez wrote all over a couple pairs of Uggs and called it “designer.” It looks like a middle school child’s notebook. All it’s missing is a drawing tribute to the Jonas Brother’s hair.

Uggs are hideous to begin with. General rule, if someone under the age of 5 is wearing it….it is a dead trend. (Unless it is Suri Cruise. That ho’s sunglasses cost more than my rent.)

Britney Spears Circus Video – Teaser

Britney Spears’ Circus” album is making it’s way through net. You will be sick of hearing it before it even releases. Above is a 30 second teaser clip from her video.

Thanks to Evil Beet Gossip