Parish Hilton: Why am I a Walking Wallet and Sex Dispenser?
Poor, poor Paris Hilton. The Empress of Stupid just realized she is just a walking ATM/Vagina to men. I almost feel sorry for her. Then I remember the only reason she is famous is because she is a walking vagina and suddenly by pity steps out.
Paris Hilton gave an interview to News of the World and cried tears of publicity. She droned on about how fantastic Benji Madden is and confessed she is aware that men see her as a toy.
“Every other guy I’ve been out with has used me for money or sex - but in most cases they just want fame. It made it hard to trust people.”
She pointed her man-ish fingers at former boyfriends Nick Carter and Rick Salomon as the top two douche bags who used her. Rick was the guy who shilled her sex tape and Carter is the greasy guy from the Backstreet Boys. Both walked away with more than just a STD.
She also stated that her recent run in with Prince William at a West End club Whisky Mist was his doing.
“It was really weird when he came over,” she said. “I was sitting at my table, looked up and there was the Prince. I couldn’t believe it.”
She is just figuring this out? We have all known that she is a tractor beam for penis. Probably because the whole blonde and easily outwitted thing. Or she is slutty. Take your pick.
Source: News of the World
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