Katie Holmes NOT Pregnant with a Boy
While Jennifer Aniston is busy trying to get knocked up with John Mayer’s twins, Katie Holmes is already pregnant. So the magazines want you to believe.
The latest issue of OK! Magazine is emblazoned with the title, “Baby Brother for Suri!” Notice how there is no claim Katie is already pregnant? Clever wording. Tom Cruise and Katie are planning on buying popping out a little boy for Suri to play with at the request of Connor.
Nicole Kidman stated that her and Tom’s adoptive son wants a little brother. Because he is already playing third fiddle. And Tom has been trying to knock up Holmes for awhile. However, Katie is more focused on her acting endeavors.
“Katie and Tom very much want another baby,” a friend of the couple tells OK!. “There may be no better time than now for Katie to get pregnant again and absolutely nothing would make Tom happier.”
A male offspring from the Overlord of Scientology? Suri will get thrown back in the basement while Tom takes the boy to Pride Rock circa “The Lion King” to bestow the new prince of short man syndrome.
What Others Said:
Celeb News Wire - “When Connor sat his adoptive mom and his stepmom down to present his request that one of their wombs be filled with a teeny little baby penis, Nicole screamed, “No, I can’t! I can’t take another nine months without Botox! I won’t do it! You do it, Katie, it’s your turn. Tom’s paying you way more than he paid me anyway. It’s your duty.”
Source: OK! Magazine]
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