Cheesus Crust! Miley Cyrus is NOT dead people. After some idiot claimed “Rueters” broke a story that Miley had died in a car crash, tweens everywhere went into a panic. But blow the candle out and put your prayer beads away. Cyrus is alive and well as of this moment and is probably playing with model boyfriend, Justin Gaston, at this very moment.
Here is the false report of Miley Cyrus’ death.
Actress Miley Cyrus Died in Terrible Car Accident
Teen star of the hit Disney television series “Hannah Montana” Miley Cyrus appears to have died in a tragic car accident in the early hours of Friday morning. The young starlet was on her way to the filiming [sic] of the upcoming “Hannah Montanna” [sic] Series when her vehicle was reportedly hit by a large truck. Witnesses estimate that the colliding vehicle was travelling [sic] at “At least 55mph” and had “Run a stop sign.” Although rushed in a [sic] critical condition to Pacific Alliance Medical Centre [sic], the news broke quickly amongst reporters that the teen had succumbed to her injuries during surgery.
It’s going to be ok people. You have not missed your chance to see her weave in concert yet. P.S. Someone needs to invest in spell check.
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EVERYBODY JUST NEED TO LEAVE THIS GIRL THE HELL ALONE!!! I’M SUPPRISE SHE’S STILL SANE.