Paula Abdul Haunted by Goodspeed’s Suicide

Leave it Drunky to seize an opportunity for press even at the hands of a fan who committed suicide.

Paula Abdul was so distressed at the news of a former fan’s body being found outside her house that she refuses to return to the home. The dumb bitch even hired “healers” to come and “cleanse” the house of the spirit of Paula Goodspeed.

“[Paula Goodspeed] was a deranged stalker who sent her death threats. Paula instructed guards to keep Goodspeed away from her at all costs,” said a source. “She refuses to stay at home because she fears that the spirit of Goodspeed is haunting her house. She feels like this is the absolute worst omen, a really bad curse . . . Paula is suffering. It is well known that she is emotionally fragile.”

Oh cry me a river. This is the most crap ridden story I have ever come across. Of course reps for Abdul state that the claims of devastation are lies.

A rep for Abdul said, “There’s no validity to this. She’s been home since the incident happened. There’s no issue with spirits. Paula is shocked and saddened by what transpired. Her heart and prayers go out to the Goodspeed family.”

Meanwhile I am sure she is finding comfort at the bottom of a Tanqueray bottle. Don’t worry for Abdul. She is like a pinata full of booze and codeine.

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