The High Priestess of Platforms is tired of being gay? Or no…wait he is over being the Princess and bowing down to Cher? Wrong again… he is denouncing the homosexual community.
Prince is now a Jehovah’s Witness and is banishing all his outfits with the crotch and butt cut out of them. He has “found God.” (Who keeps hiding him by the way?) And apparently God is uppity and doesn’t approve of collection of spandex, frilly shirts and paisley anymore. The artist sat down with the New Yorker and discussed his change of heart when it comes to religion.
“I don’t see it really as a conversion,” he said. “More, you know, it’s a realization. It’s like Morpheus and Neo in ‘The Matrix.’ ”
This was before he entertained his guest interviewer with by eating carrot soup. What? This shiz is like a peek inside Amy Winehouse’s brain. I am pretty sure she wrote this and passed it off as a genuine article. Anyway, he also opened up about feelings towards gay marriage, which so many good people are still fighting for.
“Prince “tapped his bible” and said, “God came to earth and saw people sticking it wherever and doing it with whatever, and he just cleared it all out. He was, like, ‘Enough.’ ”
I just too just spit cold coffee in astonishment after reading that. It’s like Jesus saying he really hates cuddly bunnies.
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