Ahhhh, it looks like Brad Pitt is still enslaved to Angelina Jolie’s voodoo vagina. After Jennifer Aniston has been flapping her normal lips about Jolie and being “uncool’ to Vogue, Angie is furious.
Star Magazine claims that Jolie forced Pitt to call Aniston and tell her to lay off. For the love of flat irons, please drop the insanity.
“Angie is so sick and tired of Jen going out of her way to make her and Brad look bad, and she told him he had to call Jen and straighten her out,” an insider tells Star. “So Angie forced Brad to make the unpleasant phone call to Jen. “He went off on her,” reveals a source. Brad was so upset, his voice was quivering, says another insider.”
The magazine further claims that the Pitt/Aniston divorce wasn’t due to Jolie. It is now being claimed that he cheated on her with a party planner before Angie was in the picture.
“In late 2003 — before Brad started filming Mr. and Mrs. Smith with Angie — Brad left Jen behind while he went to a Vanity Fair party in Los Feliz, Calif. But he wasn’t alone for long. A source tells Star that Brad began chatting up a very sexy party planner, and then the two disappeared together. In fact, Jen’s best friend, Courteney Cox, even sent her husband, David Arquette, to look for Brad. When Brad finally came back to the party, “everyone was whispering about what had gone on between him and that girl.” It was whispers like this that made Jen rethink starting a family with Brad, even though he was really pushing for it. “She held off on having kids because she wanted to wait until she was sure Brad wasn’t being unfaithful,” says the source. “But she could never regain that trust, and she just didn’t want to bring a child into that mess.”
I bet all this went over really well. Brad’s baby pornstache quivering in fear as he tries to silence Jen while Angie looms over his shoulder. I bet he is wishing he was gay right about now.
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It would be difficult to have to deal with an Ex so publicly.
hahhaha! this writer is hilarious@!! kudos to u and ur light hearted mentality on all this..its true, all 3 of them need to grow up! altho i must personally say until one reali experienced how it feels like to lose a loved one, we shld all shut up on how jen shld move on…its never easy
I love Jen,I also like Ange one other way.Maybe Jen Should timed up whit Ange to gave her some advise on voodoo vagina,and then still him back from her,and then dump him like,he did her.Ha,ha………!