During an interview Tom Cruise talked about his crazy couch jumping assault on Oprah’s couch and his over the top antics trying to convince us that Katie Holmes was brain washed by Scientologists.
“There are things that I could have done better,” he confesses in his suite at the Beverly Hills Hotel. “I could have handled things better. I was surprised at the criticism but it brought everyone closer together: Katie’s entire family and my family. Going through that stuff is not pleasant and I think it hit an extreme, but Kate’s a very sure and confident and strong woman. She gets it, you know.”
He also stated that he plans on impregnating her Holmes again. Poor girl.
“We’ll have more children, I’m saying this, but Kate’s not here! She’s working and we’re enjoying this time right now. It’s very precious, we don’t get this time back. That’s why when Suri was born we all just really shut down everything for months, to be with Suri and the kids.”
The title the reporter gave the story was: “I’ve made mistakes”, admits Tom Cruise as he makes his comeback” I am guessing he paid for that title. I don’t know what kind of “comeback” he is after. Honey…you are not Britney Spears. You are a dusty old fart and know you have a creepy uncle vibe. It’s over. Maybe Katie will bring you Jello cups in the nursing home.







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