Lance Bass was robbed! Robbed I tell you! I demand a recount.
Brooke Burke and Derek Hough, Lance Bass and Lacey Schwimmer, and finally Warren Sapp and Kym Johnson were the final 3 dancers for the 2008 “Dancing with the Stars” contestants. Lance Bass came in third place!?!? WTF? He is like a water sprite compared to that donkey Brooke! It is blasphemy.
Second place went to Warren and Kym. Ho bags who spell their name like strippers should really be in third simply by default. Then that left Brooke Burke in first place. Cue streamers and confetti. Blah. She actually didn’t seem to happy about her win. She is probably constipated and even she knows that Lance deserved to win.
Pack up the fog machines and rhinestone encrusted dresses. DWTS is ovah!
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Her outfit makes her look like a llama
It makes me want to throw ham at her and call her Tina…Napolean Dynamite style.
Lance and lacey were the best dancers