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Dancing with the Stars 2008 Winner

November 26, 2008 By 4 Comments

Lance Bass was robbed! Robbed I tell you! I demand a recount.

Brooke Burke and Derek Hough, Lance Bass and Lacey Schwimmer, and finally Warren Sapp and Kym Johnson were the final 3 dancers for the 2008 “Dancing with the Stars” contestants. Lance Bass came in third place!?!? WTF? He is like a water sprite compared to that donkey Brooke! It is blasphemy.

Second place went to Warren and Kym. Ho bags who spell their name like strippers should really be in third simply by default. Then that left Brooke Burke in first place. Cue streamers and confetti. Blah. She actually didn’t seem to happy about her win. She is probably constipated and even she knows that Lance deserved to win.

Pack up the fog machines and rhinestone encrusted dresses. DWTS is ovah!

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Chelsea Handler to Pose for Playboy? – Nude Photo, Video

November 26, 2008 By 1 Comment

I can’t stand Chelsea Handler, but she is managing to carve a name out for herself thanks to her…assets.

The late night talk show host is entertaining the idea of doing Playboy. She has a career in the entertainment business thanks to E! After several attempts at making it big in the comedy world, she landed a couple of gigs on the network. The rumor is that she is/was dating one of the execs and scored herself a career with the celebrity based channel.

I am just jealous I didn’t think of that first.

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Lindsay Lohan Samantha Ronson Make Out Photos and Video

November 25, 2008 By 2 Comments

It’s about damn time we have photographic proof of Lindsay Lohan’s lesbian love for Samantha Ronson.

Lohan was also caught drinking some vodka. Ooooo! Gasp and clutch the pearls! We all knew she was a drunken lesbian. This is no shocker. What is troubling is the fact that Lindsay seems more entertained with texting someone than kissing Samantha.

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Robert Pattinson Acid Trip – Video

November 25, 2008 By 2 Comments

Dear God. What is wrong with this boy. I get he is like the Jonas Brothers packed into one male, but he is a total stoner. Little “Buddha” living in his head. Hello acid!

I am pretty much envious that he had some little man living in his head giving him the answers. Kinda like a pez dispenser of knowledge. But, that is like a bedtime story from Amy Winehouse.

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Britney Spears Rolling Stone Cover Photos and Video

November 25, 2008 By 2 Comments

Everyone is all squishy about Britney Spears starting to get her life back together. Rolling Stone got a hold of Spears after “jumping through hoops” for an interview. The cover is simple and features the popstar in a more casual and candid pose. Wearing a grey t-shirt and men’s jeans she looks….happy.

Meredith Vieira interviewed Britney’s interviewer. Jenny Eliscu sat down with her and had a “normal” conversation. I guess she expected Spears to be toting her Justin Timberlake shrine and asking for a goat head to sacrifice. Jenny was also “impressed” with her demeanor.

Good to see Ol’ Britney working it again. The issue comes out November 28th.

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Tom Cruise Admits He is a Crazed Idiot

November 25, 2008 By 1 Comment

During an interview Tom Cruise talked about his crazy couch jumping assault on Oprah’s couch and his over the top antics trying to convince us that Katie Holmes was brain washed by Scientologists.

“There are things that I could have done better,” he confesses in his suite at the Beverly Hills Hotel. “I could have handled things better. I was surprised at the criticism but it brought everyone closer together: Katie’s entire family and my family. Going through that stuff is not pleasant and I think it hit an extreme, but Kate’s a very sure and confident and strong woman. She gets it, you know.”

He also stated that he plans on impregnating her Holmes again. Poor girl.

“We’ll have more children, I’m saying this, but Kate’s not here! She’s working and we’re enjoying this time right now. It’s very precious, we don’t get this time back. That’s why when Suri was born we all just really shut down everything for months, to be with Suri and the kids.”

The title the reporter gave the story was: “I’ve made mistakes”, admits Tom Cruise as he makes his comeback” I am guessing he paid for that title. I don’t know what kind of “comeback” he is after. Honey…you are not Britney Spears. You are a dusty old fart and know you have a creepy uncle vibe. It’s over. Maybe Katie will bring you Jello cups in the nursing home.

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Pink ‘Sober” Video – Lesbian Sex Scene?!?

November 25, 2008 By 2 Comments

Pink’s new video for ‘Sober‘ has cometh. I know all you fans are a twitter with undulations over this.

I happen to be a fan of hers, but I am not sure what is going on with her lesbian sex scene with herself in the middle of it. Is this supposed to be “art.” Because I don’t buy that excuse. Perhaps there is some deep lyrical meaning or she is just that in love with herself.

Either way…rock on you crazy space tranny!

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The Dame’s Link Worthy

November 25, 2008 By Leave a Comment

Black Friday’s Leaked Ads – Hollywood Dame

Zac Efron Gets Gas – Ten Gossip

President Bush Loves Rap – Bumpshack

Robert Pattinson is a Biter – Gossip Teen

Beyonce Loves Paper Hats - Backseat Cuddler

David Archuleta and the Porn Star – Allie is Wired

Shirtless Males for Thanksgiving – Incredible Hunks

Joey Fatone Career Worries – I Need My Fix

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Black Friday Leaked Deals – See Ads HERE

November 25, 2008 By 31 Comments

It sounds so deliciously scandalous. However, it is more middle aged women getting into fisticuffs over Nintendo’s and Tickley Elmo or whatever children are after these days.

So here are the deals that you need to be ready to camp outside of Wal-Mart, Target, Sears and Toys R’ Us for.

Laptops

Best Buy – HP Intel Core 2, 3GB, 160GB, 14.1″ Laptop – $499.99
Circuit City – Toshiba Satellite 15.4″ Dual-Core Laptop w/ 3GB, 160GB – $649.98
Office Depot – HP Pavilion 14.1″ 4GB Memory 250GB Hard Drive Notebook – $649.99
OfficeMax – HP Pavilion 15.4″ Notebook G50-102NR With AMD Processor – $429.99
Staples – HP Notebook 15.4″ LCD, AMD Athlon X2 QL-60 Dual-Core, 2GB RAM, 120GB Hard Drive – $399.98
Walmart – HP Pavilion 15.6″ Laptop w/ 3GB, 160GB, DVD Burner – $448.00

Digital Cameras
Best Buy – Canon Powershot 10MP SD790IS Digital Camera – $199.99
Best Buy – Kodak M893IS 8MP Digital Camera – $99.99
Circuit City – Samsung 1080p Upconverting DVD Player – $49.99
Circuit City – Samsung S860 8MP Digital Camera w/ 3x Zoom Color: Blue, Pink or Green – $79.99
Kmart – Kodak CD93 Digital Camera + 1BF SD Memory Card – $79.99 (Doorbuster special starts at 6am)
OfficeMax – Kodak CD93 EasyShare Digital Camera With 1 GB Memory Card – $79.99
Radio Shack – Olympus 8MP FE-370 Digital Camera – $129.99
Sears – Canon Elph 8.0 Megapixel SD1100IS 3x Optical Zoom Digital Camera – $169.99
Target – Kodak EasyShare MX1063 10MP Digital Camera w/ 3x Zoom – $89.00

DVD Players
Best Buy – Samsung 1080P Upconvert DVD Player – $49.99
Circuit City – Sony Progressive Scan DVD Player – $37.99
Kmart – Magnavox DVD Player w/VCR – $49.99
Radio Shack – Memorex DVD Player with 1080P Upconversion – $29.99
Target – RCA 7″ Portable Widescreen DVD Player – $49.00
Toys R Us – Sylvania 7″ Portable DVD Player – $69.99 (Doorbuster sale)

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Horatio Sanz Lost 100 Pounds – Photos

November 25, 2008 By 2 Comments

Horatio Sanz lost an amazing 100 lbs. The former ‘Saturday Night Live‘ cast member stated that he simply wanted to be healthier.

“I’ve been eating better,” he admitted. “I’ve been trying to come up with a joke about how I’ve lost weight and I was going to say, ‘I stopped putting nuts in my sundaes.’” Apparently, he’s lost about 100 pounds. Roughly. “I never weighed myself when I was at my fattest, because I was scared I might die,” he said. He’s been working out, too.

Oh this makes me long for the stomach flu. Three days of that and I can fit in my jeans again.

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