Jennifer Garner in Labor ?!? – Photos

It looks like Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck might be welcoming their second baby on New Years Eve!

Jennifer arrived at Cedars-Sinai hospital with a rather stressed looked on her face. Then Ben did the supportive soon-to-be-a-father arm supportive arm thing. Someone even met the couple at the door.

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Robert Pattinson Dreading ‘Twilight’ Sequel, ‘New Moon’

I know, here we go again with the R.Patz Sparklepants makes-the-news-for-trivial-reasons post. Honestly kids, this guy’s mug is the new black and drops panties faster than the Jonas Brothers. So onto trivial Robert Pattinson news.

The vampire heartthrob revealed that he is dreading returning to the set of the “Twilight” saga. His character, Edward Cullen, has topaz colored eyes thanks to his “vegetarian” diet. Pattinson has to wear colored contact lenses to pull the amber hue off. It’s the complaint he has about returning to work.

“Wearing coloured contact lenses… It was like I constantly had sand in my eyes. I was wearing them for three months constantly and my eyes never ever accepted them! It took me 20 minutes per eye every single day and I ended up having to literally fold it into my eyeball.”

Robert also feels that the contacts hindered his skills when it came to romancing his co-star on set.

He tells OK!:

“It was frustrating as well because normally your eyes are saying something, but if you’ve got two orange blobs in your face it’s so annoying!

The director (Catherine Hardwicke) would say, ‘Look at her (Kristen Stewart) like you love her,’ and I’d be like, ‘I’m trying!’ I’m going to have to do it again because we’re making the sequel next year.”

Oh Robert. Take off your shirt and tell me all about it.

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Joaquin Phoenix Tied to Brother’s Fate?

Let us hope and pray that Joaquin Phoenix can find a way to get clean. The actor, who recently announced his retirement from acting, has started down a destructive path again.

The “Walk the Line” star has fallen back into his addiction to drugs and alcohol. Friends and family are beyond worried for Joaquin fearing that he is loosing grip on his sanity in addition to his addictions.

The Daily Mail reports:

‘For people who know Joaquin, it’s been an incredibly traumatic year, filled with chaos. Everyone wants to help but nobody’s been able to break through. His bizarre behavior has everyone worried. It’s just getting scary.’

After failed attempts at rehab and bouts of hitting rock bottom, Phoenix is on a path of self destruction. After watching his brother, River Phoenix, die outside the Viper Room due to a drug overdose, sources say those close to the actor worry he is on the same path.

This is scary. Phoenix showed up to the Butter Party at Fontainebleau Miami Beach’s LIV nightclub wearing those hairclips from those “As Seen on TV” infomercials. You know this shiz is serious when he rocking Wonder Weaves or whatever they are.

Please take care of yourself Joaquin.

Britney Spears Bollywood Love Story FALSE- Photos

Ok….here is the rundown of Britney Spears’ latest crap story…

Spears reportedly went down to India, without being followed by her typical swarm of paparazzi, and fell in love with the “Womanizer” video choreographer, Sandip Soparrkar. Rumors that Spears locked herself in a room with him for an hour were a part of the detailed crap story. Larry Rudolph is rumored to be the fire starter for the romance rumors.

Via Times of India:

“Britney got her room in her Jodhpur hotel, Umaid Bhawan, shifted to one that had an interconnecting door to Sandip’s, and that after a workout, they both “locked themselves up” for an hour. The insinuation in this and other reports was clearly that Britney and Sandip were having an affair.”

Then a clearly photoshopped photo of Spears and Soparrkar started making it’s way through the net. The original photo (seen below) was of Britney and Neil Patrick Harrison. Two sources have been sited for the leaked “love story” and offending photo. Both Spears and Sandip’s managers are said to be the culprits for the fake emails said to be sent by Sandip.

This story smells for miles.

Here are the Facts:

*The “Womanizer” video was choreographed by Andre Fuentes. (You can see him work with Spears on the choreography for the video in MTV’s documentary “For the Record.”)

*Spears was reportedly in hometown of Kentwood Louisiana on Sunday. She is said to be spending the holidays there with her family before attending her brothers wedding on New Year’s Eve.

Joe Jonas’ Beard Causes Hysteria in New York

Tomorrow night the Jonas Brothers will being in New York to perform in Times Square at “Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve with Ryan Seacrest.”

The NYPD is nervous for the boy band’s performance. They have doubled security to prevent any injuries or deaths. The authorities are concerned about mob mentality and people being trampled.

According to People:

“So they’re now planning on using extra [security] men for support,” the source says. “It’s going to be crazy because everyone will be in Times Square to watch them perform on the show.”

WTF? Are they handing out locks of Nick’s hair? I don’t get it. Now that Joe Jonas has grown a mini goatee they will be shooting people with horse tranquilizers. My suggestion to the good people of New York….don’t look directly at the ‘stache. Hunker down and pray for daylight.

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‘Twilight’ Star Cam Gigandet – Fashion Disaster

While I am glad that Cam Gigandet is secure in his masculinity and all that jazz, tights on a man is never hot. He kinda looks like Helena Bonham Carter from the chest down. The “Twilight” star made a no-no. Argyle tights just seem like something from the “Clueless” wardrobe.

As for the kilt…it is actually a “utilikilt” as reported by the eagles eyes over at Just Jared. It is like a kilt meets cargo pants.

Either way…no. Bad, bad boy. Someone get me a rolled up newspaper.

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Bristol Palin Crapped Out Her Kid, Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston and $300K

Sarah Palin’s 18 year old daughter gave birth to a baby boy.Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston was born on Saturday December 27th. He is barely 72 hours old and he is already being sold to the highest bidder.

It is being reported by MSNBC that photos of Britsol Palin and Levi Johnston’s baby are retailing for $300,000.

“According to one source, bidding for the baby photos began at $100,000. People won out in the end, but In Touch was the only other weekly to make serious bids, according to several sources involved in the process.”

After the initial bid for the first photos of Tripp there was a lull. Thanks to Sarah Palin failing to sell stories on newsstands, interest dropped. That’s when grandma Johnston swooped in to reheat the appeal. After Levi’s mother was arrested on drug related charges the bidding started up again. People is rumored to have the highest bid as of now.

“The bidding started well before the baby was born, but once Levi’s mom was arrested — well, then you had a story,” says one editor.

As for how much teen parents Bristol and Levi made from the deal — most estimates hover around the $300,000 range (none of the magazines would confirm the exact figure in the end, which is standard).

That is a lot of cash for a crack baby. Er…Grandbaby of a crack head. Sarah Palin crack baby sounds more interesting.

Robert Pattinson Defends Heath Ledger’s Honor

Behold! It is the gift of further R.Patz Sparklepants do-gooding. I can’t help it. My apologies to those of you who haven’t been wooed by this unicorn of slobby hotness.

Earlier in December Robert Pattison attended a show at The Improv. A tacky and heartless comic was trying to make a tasteless joke out of the death of Heath Ledger. Offended and hurt, Sparklepants stood up for Ledger.

Us Weekly reports:

“[He] booed a comic who said, “Here’s my impression of Heath Ledger,” then he collapsed and began faking convulsions. “Robert and his friend went nuts yelling at him, “ the source said.

“The comic didn’t know who it was, but I’m sure he found out later!”

Pattinson reportedly yelled “F**k you! You suck!” at the comic’s attempt at humor. Also I feel I should mention the event was benefiting the fight against Prop 8. After Heath was a well voiced proponent for gay rights, I find it difficult to believe that someone would stoop so low to attack a someone who fearlessly took on the touchy subject both in film and in life.

When the buzz from my whiskey shooters wear off, I am going to be so pissed.

Miley Cyrus Named Top Teen

My fellow gossip purveyors over at Gossip Teen have cranked out a list of the ‘Top Teens of 2008’ for your tween indulgence.

The Teen Factor has dominated this year. With the help of mini music moguls like Miley Cyrus, Taylor Swift, Jordan Sparks, the Jonas Brothers and Demi Lavato, the tweens are taking over. In fact of the top 5, only one teen sensation hasn’t dabbled in music.

#1 – Miley Cyrus (16): The undisputed teen queen – estimated to be worth $1 billion by the time she turns 20 –, has another season of her star-making Disney hit Hannah Montana on the way and is branching out with a new non-Hannah movie deal…
#2 – Taylor Swift (18): Turning 18 last December was good to the country star, who became the youngest person ever to write and record a chart-topping country song…
#3 – Kristen Stewart (18): Best known for roles in the films Panic Room, Zathura, In the Land of Women, The Messengers, Catch That Kid, Into the Wild and the super popular new movie amongst teenager, Twilight…
#4 – Jamie Lynn Spears (17): The most controversial teen in our Top 10 Teens of 2008 since this year she gave birth to baby Maddie Briann Aldridge and is currently engaged to her baby’s daddy, Casey Aldridge…
#5 – Selena Gomez (16): The Wizards of Waverly Place star has been called the “Next Miley Cyrus” and is rumored to be dating Cyrus’s ex, Nick Jonas…

The rest of the list also highlights the power of music talent. Only Emma Roberts lacks the trip threat angle. Yes, she is related to Julia Roberts. Emma is her niece.

#6 – Demi Lovato (16): After starring with her pals the Jonas Brothers in Camp Rock and opening for them on their Burning Up tour, Lovato – whose profile was raised even higher when Miley Cyrus and friend Mandy Jiroux mocked her and BFF Selena Gomez on YouTube…
#7 – Jordin Sparks (18): The youngest-ever winner of American Idol, she scored a Top 10 hit this year (for her duet with Chris Brown, “No Air” and performed for millions when she sang “The Star-Spangled Banner” at the Super Bowl…
#8 – The Jonas Brothers – Nick Jonas (16), Joe Jonas (19) (and Kevin, 21): The band gained their popularity from the children’s television network, Disney Channel. Hailing from Wyckoff, New Jersey. They have released three albums: It’s About Time (2006), Jonas Brothers (2007), and A Little Bit Longer (2008)…
#9 – Emma Roberts (17): the daughter of actor Eric Roberts and the niece of actresses Lisa Roberts Gillan and Julia Roberts. Roberts made her acting debut at the age of nine in the film Blow and is known for her role as the lead character in the Nickelodeon television series Unfabulous…
#10 – Miranda Cosgrove (15): Successfully followed up her role in the Drake & Josh movies with iCarly, the breakout Nickelodeon show where she plays accidental Web star Carly Shay…

You might also recognize Miranda from Jack Black’s comedy “School of Rock.”