Britney Spears ‘In Awe’ of Simon Cowell
Unless Simon Cowell is made of Cheetos and Red Bull, Britney Spears is not in “awe” of him.
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Spears performed on Cowell’s British equivalent to “Star Search” the other night doing her hit “Womanizer.” She continued her lip synch tour and clearly didn’t actually do any real vocals. Her dancing has slightly improved for her disastrous 2007 MTV VMA performance. Spears is still lazy in her movements, which confuses me because videos of her rehearsals show a dedicated and fiery Britney. Regardless, she then met Cowell and the rest of the judge panel backstage. Simon, egomaniac extraordinaire, is convinced she was in awe of his newly waxed chest.
“To be fair, and this may be a bit egotistical, I think she was in awe of me,” he said. “She was just staring at me. I said, ‘Touch me, I’m human,’ and I think that broke the ice.”
Bwhahah! I bet Britney was thinking, “Bitch please! I am not in awe. I am just stoned from snorting crushed Doritos. You and your saggy old man body can move along before you kill my buzz.”
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