10 – “I sit there and I’ll look back and I’m like: I’m a smart person. What the hell was I thinking?” – Britney Spears, reflecting on her erratic behavior from the beginning of the year, in MTV’s documentary For the Record.
9 – “I feel so embarrassed.” – Miley Cyrus, apologizing before the release of her back-baring Vanity Fair photo.
8 – “Maybe you’re the problem.” – David Letterman, suggesting to Lauren Conrad a possible reason why she has issues with all of her Hills friends, on The Late Show.
7 – “I can snort you under the table.” – Elton John, bickering with a tipsy Lily Allen onstage, at the GQ Men of the Year Awards.
6 – “You know, they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pitbull? Lipstick.” – Former vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin, introducing herself to voters at the Republican National Convention.
5 – “I’m f*cking Matt Damon.” – Sarah Silverman, in her Emmy Award winning mock video for boyfriend Jimmy Kimmel, on the 5th anniversary of his late night show.
4 – Ben Affleck: “Thank God my daughter is too young [to understand].”
Jimmy Kimmel: “Well, she’s our daughter now.” – After Kimmel and Affleck revealed their star-studded revenge video – “I’m F–ing Ben Affleck” – on Sarah Silverman and Matt Damon
3 – “I toot under the sheets, I spend a lot of money and I can belch the ABC’s.” – Jessica Simpson, on what her boyfriends put up with, to People Magazine.
2 – “I’m still sober!” – Tatum O’Neal, following her arrest for buying cocaine, to The New York Post.
1 – “She’s just fat!” – Felicity Huffman, squashing the pregnancy rumors surrounding her Desperate Housewives’ costar Eva Longoria Parker, to People Magazine
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