So Jennifer Aniston is all about trying to out-sexy Angelina Jolie and her voodoo vag. In her new 2009 calendar she poses in skimpy tops and dressed in mens clothing. She also stands under a waterfall in a skimpy shirt that is soaked to the point of nudity.
Aniston recently made a stir in the gossip world after calling Jolie “uncool” during and interview with Vogue. Subsequently she was labeled uncool for not having the lady version of testicular fortitude to say what she really felt. So when she sat down with Entertainment Weekly she finally should some signs of anger. Of course she attacked the press for constantly reporting baby rumors.
“It’s the boy who cried wolf. Stop stealing my thunder, motherf***ers.”
Don’t worry. You can still crash Brad Pitt and Angie’s next red carpet event. Running up and down the carpet with a ultra sound photo a couple of little kids you paid to pretend to be your adoptive Cambodian children. I’ll let you have that.
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