Kinda. The “Twilight” is like the new Spanish Fly. Robert Pattinson supposedly had his Facebook hacked. He enjoys the guilty internet pleasure under the name “Randle Patrick McMurphy” according to the latest rumor.
“Randle” engaged in conversation with a friend by the name of Ben Coles. During the confab he admits he “got” with his co-star, Kristen Stewart. Pattinson, according to this, is wanting to be more than just friends with Stewart.
Randle: coping is something im not doing. Its everybody are such tossers. The bottle does me just fine. The girls in this town are quite odd, you know.
Ben: hmmmm ok well head up boy! London’s just around the corner
Randle: free at last, but not quite. there’s like three more years of this nuttery.
Ben: get Kristen yet?
Randle: you know I did. You’re the only person I’ve told this to but, she wants me more than that twat of a bf that stalks her every move around me.
Ben: well keep at it then. She’s young but prob not stupid and will drop the loser eventually. Could get Piers and Claude to deal with him if he’s coming to London if you know what I mean…
Randle: it’ll happen, she’s into it. Claude and Pierts would hand him his yankee ass on a platter.
Oooooo! Conspiracy, sex and scandal. It’s like my birthday. To me this appears to be complete crap. Anyone could create this and pass it off as legit. Give a monkey a laptop and eventually it would have come up with this…or Hamlet.
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Hahahaha!! That’s rich. I hope it is true but I wish that it wasn’t splattered all over the tabs. Privacy is so lacking these days!
That’s not Rob! I don’t even THINK if he liked Kristen he would be so careless or disrespectful. Wow, someone out there either really loves attention or is trying to ruin someone’s life. Leave Kristen, Rob, and Michael alone for God’s sake.
give some man a privacy!
i think its fake but it was real… i’d say he’s quite an a**h*** himself… if he wants to get out of the ‘NUTTERY’ then go.. i thin its quite offensive you know…
but i’d still love the two…even if people seem to ridicule them as drunks and stoners…
I dont think this is real, they could be doing it, but I dont think the CONVO is real. If Youve got Facebook, do this: go to your inbox. check out the URL. it doesnt say “INBOX” anywhere. its clearly made up
i think its not true and give the man a break he got rejected by Kristen 4 times he asked her to marry him and she said no and what is wrong with people everyone deserves some privacy.!!
seriously, how can anyone believe this crap? i mean, who says something to a friend and the friend asks it again like he had never heard about it. “get kristen yet?” “i already told you, why are you asking again freak?”. i mean, come on! it’s not that i would have any problem with it if it was true cos i’m not blind and i know he’s not edward or anything but you can most definetly see that it is just not.
I LOVE YOU ROBERT I FOUND ALMOST EVERY WEBSITE ABOUT YOU I FOUND PICS WITH YOU AND KRISTEN AND I BLOCED HER FACE AND PUT MINE THERE BUT YOU GUYS ARE AN AWESOME COUPLE!!!!!!!!!!!! IF ONLY SHE SAID YES AND DUMPED THAT MICHAEL GUY IT LOOKS LIKE SHE HAS MORE FUN WITH YOU I WILL PROVE IT JUST GO TO…..anything about you on youtube and click on things but then your mean beacause you dont like kids me and my sister is probably the best kids you would ever meat(if we meat you that would be the best day of my life even if you dont talk to me you where a kid once so you hate yourself
Hello. And Bye.
this is so fake. i know cause rob is not an ass. this is not his facebook and if it was give him some privacy idiots
o come on please
this shit is FAKE!!!
hi, even this donkey think its fake because I love kristen stewart……hehehehe
omg,annyone would have done this !!!
I’ll find a website to type to Kristen after this and maybe my words will knock some sense into her and she’ll dump that ugly Micheal for beautiful you…Oh well if this is your website then I’ll go right now because they’re right you do need some privacy.Even though I love you like crazy I’m done trying to find out stuff about you.Instead I’ll look up stuff about Twilight and stuff like that.You do need some privacy.
This is so not Rob. Anyone with eyes can see that!!!
this is so fake!!!!!!!!!!! anyone could have writren that!!!!!! and yes i think rob and kristen need there privacy still!!!!!!
oh…bitch Kristen . Did u now she not loved Rob , but she loved 100000 boy before . She playing sex whit 10000000000000 boy !!!!!
kristens a HUGE BITCH!!nxt thing u now,its gunna be taylor……………whore.
yeah,kristen is a b@#*@ !!! how could he want someone like her? she probobly has sex with all her costars.oh well she’ll drop him soon enough,as soon as she works with some other guy.
KRISTEN YOU ARE PRETTY… BUT I DO NOT. NO WHY YOU WILL NOT MARRY ROBERT… THAT JUST MAKES ME SAD :[
ROBERT I`AM SORRY THAT KRISTEN WILL NOT MARRY YOU BUT.KEEP ON TRYING
Rob stated during interview that he has asked everyone to marry him; but I wouldn’t be surprised if he did ask Kristen lately to marry him…. and confessing he has had sex with her; first like someone wrote that doesn’t sound like something Rob would do. Plus if Rob truely loves her; he would want to protect her not expose or exploit her. And what goes on behind close doors if not our business!!
ilove you
Secret5, jeanelle and linda, kristen is a good girl not whores like you who slept with everyone. You’re jealous bcause he loves her, not you, bitch!
THIS IS NOT ROB BECAUSE HE REALLY RESPECT KRISTIN! But I do belive that they had sex together! They are meant for each other! I think that we all know five years from now that Kristen is going to make a stupid move and have sex with someone and get pragnat! And if they did have sex that bicth forced it upon him! I do think she is becoming a whore! She would fuck any man just 2 get prangat! We all know kirsten to well! That tramp will go 2 hell!!
how could you robert i love you,il die with out you.Hey whant to sex,becaus your so sexi sexi.
This is kinda fake. I don’t remember facebook’s messages is formatted this way-,-
Hey!! what a SHIT…
Even an insane man knows that fb n all are social networking sites so m damn sure he would not expose atleast such things publically.
N i truely trust Robert(cause i love u Rob), although he is kinda “Bad boy” so he might have had sex with Kris, but he is not an idiot to expose it directly.
dis all is jst worthless talks n 110% rumour…
sex is amazing
l have expirienced
whoa ths good after all they’ve done it
OMG!! Please stop talking about me and robert
leave it alone if they had sex they had sex watever its their business noy ours love you robert, kristen.