Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz Selling Bronx Mowgli

The new parents need to restock their eyeliner and are shilling baby Bronx Mowgli to magazines for some cash.

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz have been trying to sell Bronx’s first photo for the cover of the highest bidding mag. However, they are unsuccessful as no one is making offers. They started by approaching People and failed miserably. Simpson and Wentz then took their offer to the competition and still found no interest.

“Pete and Ashlee have approached every single celebrity magazine with offers to sell their first photos, but nobody wants them. Covers of them tend not to sell well.”

I’ll take him. I am offering his and her flat irons, $30 and a bag of Funyuns. Deal?

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