Here is a general round up of the top gossip magazines this week. Of the 6 covers 5 of them center around a the Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston PR wagon.
People magazine features Aniston holding a pup across her shoulders. I am surprised she was down with this because I am there is something in her contracts that forbids anyone prettier than her to be in the same room.
In Touch is running with the Angie VS. Jen war. Yawn. We get it. These two are hate each other. Jolie has a voodoo vagina that stole Brad Pitt because Jennifer has the personality equal to that of tuna casserole. Move along.
Life and Style is going with the baby angle. 461 celebrity babies were “crapped out” this year and get flying ponies for Christmas while they eat gold and end there day taking a dip in the money vault circa Scrooge McDuck. Merry freaking Christmas.
OK! Is getting warmer. Their lure is the Aniston Obsession with Jolie. Now this I believe. Here is my $2.99 sir.
Us Weekly realizes that the Pitt, Jolie, Aniston saga is making people want to hang themselves in the garage, so they went with Jennifer Lopez going ring-less and fighting with Skeletor…er… Marc Anthony.
Star is leaving Rachel Green out of the Jolie-Pitt empire and just claiming to have the prenup details. Who cares about the cash? They are both able to buy their own country and fill it with Cambodian children and Snickers bars. The real issue is the kids. Snooze. Millions of people with kids got divorced. They managed to live with out cutting babies in half.
Both the actress are very great.