Pretty, pretty princess of the Scientology, Tom Cruise tries to be funny on David Letterman. You almost feel bad for Cruise. He care barely read and even needs Letterman’s help reading the word Heimlich.
Top Craziest Things People Say About Tom Cruise on The Internet.
10. I sleep upside-down suspended in a special bat-like harness.
9. During the filming of “Days of Thunder” on a dare I ate a tire.
8. I still wear those underpants from “Risky Business”
7. My real name is Tom Blagojevich
6. I once heimliched a koala. (Cruise needed help with ‘heimliched.’)
5. Once a month, I take the Universal studio tour naked.
4. I believe all emotional and psychological disorders can be cured with Vicks Vaporub.
3. I’m a power mad egomaniac who is completely insulated from reality. Oh wait, no that’s Letterman.
2. After jumping on her couch, Oprah hammer-locked me til I coughed blood.
1. I keep a cell phone in my pants so I can tell friends “Call my ass.”
Stick to looking at the mirror and talking to your hair, Tommy Girl.
