Britney Spears and Benji Madden Dating
After Paris Hilton took her syphilis bus to the next contestant willing to spin the STD wheel, Benji Madden is reportedly seeking solace in the bosom of Britney Spears.
The ex of Hilton has been “secretly” dating Spears. According to “spies” Benji and Brit-Brit have been on a string of dates that include hotel dinners.
“They met once at The Peninsula Hotel in Beverly Hills for dinner in a hotel suite.”
Who the hell goes to a hotel room for dinner? That’s like going shoe shopping at a bowling alley. Anyway, the story of their hook up is similar to that of many hookers who enjoy cold calling. Britney made up a list of men she had her eye on and gave it to her father. Jamie Spears and Larry Rudolph then went and, literally, did some pimping to see who was interested.
Michael Phelps was too busy dating some strippers, Chace Crawford was too busy watching “Priscilla - Queen of the Desert” and Jesse Metcalf was off being a lazy douche. Benji drew the shortest straw and went on a date with her. This united musical front is also thought to help publicize the most talked about celebrity on earth.
“Larry made some phone calls and Benji ended up being the most interested in being fixed up. He plans to make a big, splashy announcement to help publicize her upcoming tour.”
Hmmm….you know…if these two morphed together I am pretty sure we’d have a Pete Wentz clone. Anyway, the story stems from In Touch magazine, so take it as a fun musing or a little anecdote that has some twisted moral about turning tricks.
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