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Katie Holmes Suffering from Exhaustion - Photos

Poor Katie Holmes is looking like a reheated mess complete with herpes flair up.

Holmes has been working hard to keep Suri Cruise in sunglass and footwear that cost more than my first car. She has been doing two shows of “All My Sons”on a daily basis and filling the role of single parent while Tom Cruise is off gallivanting around pimping his latest attempt at redemption, “Valkyrie.” Meanwhile, Katie looks like she wandered out of concentration camp.

She exited her evening show at the Schoenfeld Theatre in Manhattan after celebrating her 30th birthday this past week. She was sporting blisters on her feet, scabs from her latest flair up and she looked as though she hadn’t slept in days. The Daily Mail claims that her health is coming into question.

Buck up baby. When you hand over soul to Xenu (which is basically Tom wearing lifts and a leather jacket) you have to pay the price. So what if you look like you just took a whores bath in a TJ Max bathroom? As my father would say, “It’s nothing a shot of whiskey and some Windex won’t take care of!”

What Others Said:

Socialite’s Life- “It’s important to set aside time to stop and eat the cupcakes. I would have said “smell the roses,” but it’s not nearly as filling or delicious.”