Joe Jonas’ Beard Causes Hysteria in New York

Tomorrow night the Jonas Brothers will being in New York to perform in Times Square at “Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve with Ryan Seacrest.”

The NYPD is nervous for the boy band’s performance. They have doubled security to prevent any injuries or deaths. The authorities are concerned about mob mentality and people being trampled.

According to People:

“So they’re now planning on using extra [security] men for support,” the source says. “It’s going to be crazy because everyone will be in Times Square to watch them perform on the show.”

WTF? Are they handing out locks of Nick’s hair? I don’t get it. Now that Joe Jonas has grown a mini goatee they will be shooting people with horse tranquilizers. My suggestion to the good people of New York….don’t look directly at the ‘stache. Hunker down and pray for daylight.

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6 Responses to “Joe Jonas’ Beard Causes Hysteria in New York”

Emma December 30th, 2008 at 5:14 pm

Wow…ermm…..i really don’t know what to say about joes beard to be honest i really don’t think he suits it but if he wants a beard its up to him!
GO JOE!! GROW YOUR BEARD!!

Lauren December 31st, 2008 at 5:19 pm

Omg I think he’ll shave it coz he’ll need a fresh face if he’s gunna be on disney movies/series’s!!!

It doesn’t suit him, but, whatever makes him happy :)

-lozzie xo

Bianca December 31st, 2008 at 5:29 pm

HA GO JOEE!U NEED 2 SHAVE!U LOOK BETTA WITH OUT A BEARD!LOL

JOEGIRL January 1st, 2009 at 12:59 am

I THINK JOE LOOKS HOT DONT MATTER IF HE GROWS A BREAD I WILL STILL LOVE HIM AND HE WILL ALWAYS BE MY FUNNY JOSPEL ADAM JONAS.

ashley January 1st, 2009 at 3:26 pm

Eww it looks ugly. And he looks like a creep!

Melissa January 4th, 2009 at 5:41 am

JOE NEEDS TO GROW HIS BEARD BACK OUT!!
HE LOOKS DARN GOOD!
LIKE SERIOUSLY LET HIM DO WHAT HE WANTS.
AND QUIT SAYING HE LOOKS UGLY OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT.

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