Angelina Jolie Demands Changes to New Film

Oh what has Angelina Jolie demanded now? Midgets in top hats serve her Fanta while sporting “Save Yourself 9 Months, Adopt an Cambodian Baby” t-shirts?

Jolie swooped in to take the role as a spy in the film “Salt” off the hands of Tom Cruise. They haven’t even started filming yet and she is already demanding changes or else. Issues from the leading character’s name to writer’s dialogue must all be changed or Angie won’t be lifting one withered boney finger for the film.

The Daily Mail Reports:

‘Angelina is determined to make sweeping changes before filming starts,’ I’m told.
‘She’s demanding the writers improve the dialogue before she sets foot on set.’

I hate to break it to you Voodoo Vag, but you are not Meryl Streep or Cate Blanchett. Only they can get away with stunts like that.

Image Via: Fame Pictures

Comments

  1. I think she’s write.

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