I know that sounds like someone chopped off her no-no, but she is currently fully functional in that department.
Rumor has it that Britney Spears’ Twitter page was hacked. It is basically a service similar to updating your Facebook status. Easily hacked, someone decided to set her update to:
“Hi Y’all. Brit Brit here, just wanted to update all on the size of my vagina. It’s about 4 feet wide with razor sharp teeth.”
Sounds about right.






i’m sorry but this is just funny.