British songstress and international hot mess Amy Winehouse is now drug free!! Well, she is according to herself. The “Rehab” singer has been on an extended holiday since the beginning of the New Year. She and her lover are at the LeSport Resort in St. Lucia that she has offended nearly every guest with both her lack of hygiene and her inability to keep her filthy hands and other body parts off her new “boy-toy”, 21 year-old Josh Bowman.
Winehouse is so out of it that she sat with her dirty feet on a lounge chair and gave an open interview to News of the World reporter Georgina Dickinson. I guess her publicist was not one of the many friends she has had flown to the resort since she began her stay. In the interview, she claims that she has been drug free since arriving at the resort (a statement to which many of the guests don’t agree), that husband Blake Cecil-Fielder was a “flop” in the bedroom and even admits that she would have died if she continued down the crack-laced road she had been wandering.
Via News of the World:
“Josh is all handsome and clean and that’s what I love about him. People might think we haven’t got anything in common but I get on like a house on fire with all his family despite them being so posh. When I’m with Josh I don’t need drugs to feel good because he makes me feel so amazing.”
I am not so sure anyone can use the word ‘clean’ when describing Josh now that he has hooked up with Amy. As for Josh helping Amy stay drug-free, I hope it’s true. Unfortunately, this marks only the beginning of his drug use. I see many shots of penicillin in that chap’s future.
Images Via: Splash, Bauer Griffin
Written by: Crista Webster
Well we can only hope that Amy doesn’t bring Josh down.
I will believe she is drug free when a doctor says she is clean (so to speak)
Good job Crista Webster keep it up
Wow, you sure describe Little Miss Scumbag to a TEEEEEEEuck!! I think Josh needs his head (or maybe his genitals) examined. By the way, what’s with the public display of trashy malling of “the boy-toy”?
MY EYES!!! THEY’RE BURNING! PLEASE TAKE THOSE HORRIBLE PICTURES OFF MY SCREEN!! I have only heard things this horrible from Andy Dick’s Daphne Aguilera character.
Hi Josh whoever you are, meet my friend…rock bottom.
I think he’d better get more than penicillin shots – rabies might work better. YUK! How hard up are you that you would be with her!
perhaps it is all in how one defines “drug-free”? the only thing i am certain of is that she is the definition for “gross” — her picture is even by the word in the dictionary.
What is up with the distended belly….I sure hope it is just a sign of severe infection and disese and not something else.
We sure don’t need any little Whinning Winehouses running around. YIKES!
yikes get that girl some clothes