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Joaquin Phoenix Starts Rap Career

Really? He’s doing this? Ok…

According to NME Joaquin Phoenix is joining forces with new BFF, Sean Combs aka Puff Daddy aka Diddy, aka P. Diddy, to launch himself into rap. Diddy, Daddy, whatever the hell personality he is today, will produce this adventure. Meanwhile, Casey Affleck will document his experience and turn it into a movie. Joaquin is already scheduled to do a show in Las Vegas.

He recently hung out with Puffy and Casey at an event in Miami looking like the Unibomber. He announced his retirement from acting at a carpeted event to a stunned reporter from Extra. He appeared drunk or high, possibly both. A stunned Casey Affleck also confirmed that he has plans to put out an album.

Worries that he is back on his drug addiction also follow the report of his decision to leave the film world for music. Friends have urged the troubled star to get help and have reached out to him, but find he is unresponsive to their offers.

What is that old cliché? “Match in a gas tank…BOOM BOOM!”