Johnny Depp to Marry Vanessa Paradis - Rumor # 328

According to reheated marriage rumors,Johnny Depp and his baby-mama Vanessa Paradis are getting married this April. The couple, who have been together for over 10 years and have two children together, will marry at the chapel on the grounds of their French estate. Not only do they have a French estate, but it has its very own chapel. I guess the economic crisis isn’t affecting everyone after all.

The two have been rumored to finally decided to get married for years. After his
daughter, Lily-Rose Melody Depp, fought for her life and recovered, they were reportedly set to marry shortly after unconfirmed illness nearly took Lily’s life in 2007. So what took them so long? Apparently Johnny isn’t fond of his surname and didn’t want to stick Paradis with it.

Depp states Via MTV-UK:

“It would be a shame to ruin her last name! It’s so perfect - Vanessa Paradis. So beautiful. It would be such a drag to stick her with Paradis-Depp. It’s like a flat note! But if she ever said, ‘Hey, let’s get hitched’, I would do it in a second.”

It is rumored that Depp’s frequent collaborator and director of choice, Tim Burton, will act as his best man and his “Pirates of the Caribbean” co-star Keith Richards is also rumored to be in attendance.

Sounds like a creep-tastic affair to me. I can already envision a sea of men in ruffled shirts and black nail polish, with their hair carrying a week’s worth of grease; something quite reminiscent of Guns and Roses ‘November Rain’ video. I wonder if Depp will deliver his vows with or without his recently acquired English accent?

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One Response to “Johnny Depp to Marry Vanessa Paradis - Rumor # 328”

Joy January 18th, 2009 at 6:54 pm

He’s strange…but very cool!

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