Courtney Love’s Daughter Dating Robert Pattinson !?!

Say it isn’t so!!! OK-I will. It isn’t so. But that isn’t deterring Courtney Love from trying her hardest to land her daughter Frances Bean, a date with “Twilight” hottie Robert Pattinson.

According to the UK’s Daily Mail, Frances Bean, 16, like all other females-and likely a large percentage of males on earth, is infatuated with R. Pattz Sparklepants. And, like any good “recovering” addict mother, Courtney Love is using the remaining 2 minutes of 15 minutes of fame to try to land her daughter a date with the British heartthrob. Courtney has even gone so far as to look for a home for herself and the Bean in London, Pattinson’s hometown.

Via The Daily Mail:

“Courtney thinks he’s charming and handsome and absolutely has to be Frances’s first date, She’s doing everything she can to engineer another meeting,” says a source.

If the mere thought of dating someone who is genetically half Courtney Love alone doesn’t creep Rob out, then surely the fact that dating Frances Bean is a felony would; he is 22, she is only 16. Something Mom seems to have overlooked.

Certainly Courney’s typical ‘motherly’ behavior, like flashing her crotch at celebrity roasts and getting pushed around the beaches of Malibu in a shopping cart, will not hinder Frances’s ability to land the man of her dreams.

Pattinson has been MIA since shortly before Christmas when he was spotted arriving at London’s Heathrow airport to spend the holidays with his family. Don’t worry ladies, I plan to release him from my basement where I have been holding him captive in time for production of “New Moon” in March. He sends his best.



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9 Responses to “Courtney Love’s Daughter Dating Robert Pattinson !?!”

Drew January 19th, 2009 at 11:00 am

Which part of Twilight was he in? The part where the Frog Brothers are all like “The Blood Sucking Brady Bunch!”, or the part when they toast “The one that looks like Twisted Sister”?

Crista Webster January 19th, 2009 at 11:10 am

Nice Lost Boys reference Drew! I hope the demise of the Corey’s careers doesn’t foreshadow anything for R. Pattz.

Marcella January 19th, 2009 at 11:16 am

Even if Francis were of “legal” age, I’m sure R. Patz Sparklepantz would have more sense than to get mixed up with that family! But I’ll ask him just to be sure when I take him his dinner.

Joy January 19th, 2009 at 2:18 pm

Actually, I think I have a better chance at a date with SparkleBoy than the 16 year old BeanieBaby. By the way, I’m 62 years old!! Oh, and Crista, darling, exactly were is it you live? I’ll love to come check out your basement!

Michelle January 19th, 2009 at 4:25 pm

If he has any good sense - which he must since he is not dating little Miss Frances - he’ll stay in hiding until Courntey sets her sites elsewhere, I hear Flavor Flav might be single.

A little felony threat never helped mom in making her decisions before so why start now?

Jane January 19th, 2009 at 5:51 pm

Fabulous article Crista! Can’t understand why Robert’s parents wouldn’t be thrilled to have an in-law who’s the icon for trainwrecks and dresses like a Bratz doll.

Jane January 19th, 2009 at 5:56 pm

Okay, I’ve been one-upped by my eleven year-old daughter! I thought my description was apt, but my kid looked at Courtney’s picture and said, “She looks more like Raggedy Ann goes Goth!”

smileypantz :P January 19th, 2009 at 8:11 pm

lol. Rob and Frances. Not possible. Haha

KIm January 20th, 2009 at 5:35 am

The whole idea just scares me! I feel sorry for the little girl(?) I too would love to visit your basement. Hey, what’s the scoop on the “pirate” rumor? I want to get his “brother” in your basement!!!

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