Miley Cyrus: No Text Before Marriage

Once again, Miley Cyrus is in trouble with the good Christians of the world, but it isn’t because she wore those ho-hose to Sunday’s service. No, Miley was reprimanded by her pastor for committing one of the cardinal sins: text before marriage. C’mon Rev-she’s just a 16 year-old girl, trying to send a text to her 20-year-old boyfriend Justin Gaston, during your service. What’s wrong with that? I’m sure it didn’t have anything to do with the fact that she often uses this cell phone to photograph herself in various states of undress while striking poses one often uses for their Myspace profile picture.

An insider told Star Magazine:

“They thought they could fool people, but Miley couldn’t stop giggling. The pastor got peeved and pulled the couple aside for a verbal spanking.”

Since a spanking was involved, I am sure Miley and Justin ended up enjoying themselves. They are such a good, wholesome couple. Those crazy kids remind me so much of Jaime-Lynn Spears and her baby-daddy, Casey What’s-his-name. They will no doubt be together forever, or until Billy Ray drains her bank account-which ever comes first.