Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are just need to call a spade a spade. Jennifer wants a baby army to overthrow the Jolie-Pitt tribe and Mayer wants some to braid his hair and tell him is pretty on a daily basis. Not going to work.
The couple who manages to stay relevant by doodling each other for press have reportedly called it quits….again.
Heat Magazine Via Entertainmentwise:
“It was after the Golden Globes, he decided to end it then and there,” an insider said
What was he jealous that Jen was eyeing that little statue with a look of lust in her eyes. Or was she crying about wanting another ride on Brad Pitt’s mustache? I don’t get what happened after the Globes that made him wake up and dump her, but that is word. I am just the messenger of this tawdry crap. So enjoy because unless these two limp pieces of broccoli shoot out a baby or are caught light bags of dog crap on fire at Pitt’s house I won’t mention them again.
Images Via: Splash
Enough of these two. Does anyone really care anymore?