Jessica Simpson continues her ‘I’m Slumming It’ tour at a chili cook off. At least this is an upgrade from singing in a bowling alley or bingo halls (which she did this summer, click HERE for that story). She wore high waist jeans and fugly belt at the 99.9 Kiss Country Chili Cook Off.
True said fugly belt might have been better on someone else….anyone else who was trying to hold on the fashion flubs of yesteryear. I have been at war with high waist jeans for years now. It takes a certain kind of body for these to look en vogue. But when you have the body of one of the judges for a chili cook off, it looks like you are squeezing ham into some mom jeans.
Endless crotches are never hot. Even if you are doing some sort of odd mating dance while wearing them.
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What the? Is it me, or is she looking a little too much like Dolly Parton during her big phase?
OMG! I don’t feel so bad now. Those pictures sure won’t do much for her self esteem!
oh my gosh she is ugly and fat ewww tony run run tony run back to carrie as fast as you can