Alert the church elders to perform an exorcism of evil!
The elders over at Fox News are just catching on to Britney Spears’ phonetically dirty song “If You Seek Amy.” In case you have been living in a bunker underground for 6 months or simply didn’t care enough to listen to Spears’ latest album, Circus, the popstar has angered the parents of kids with her new song. The single “If You Seek Amy” has been banned from radio all over and some stations simply censor it.
Why? The clever dirty girl snuck in “the F word” by spelling it out with her lyrics. Say the title quickly and you’ll hear yourself saying F-U-C-K me. So the lyrics of: “All of the boy and all of the girls are begging to If You Seek Amy” make a statement of everyone wanting to hump her. This has been known for some time and the moral compass of Fox News can’t handle this revelation.
Seriously! My 73 year old Memaw heard my ‘If You Seek Amy’ ring tone a month ago and scolded me for being whorey. But later she patted me on the head and gave me oatmeal cookie. Fox on the other flipped their shiz and followed their rant with a prayer vigil. Here’s a thought…turn the radio off. (BTW…. When did Fox News become the pinnacle of America’s moral compass?)
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How dense can these people be?!? this really bugs me. Wow. they are fricking dumb.
In the song “If You Seek Amy”, I believe this is what Britney Spears is trying to say: “Amy” in the song is Britney Spears. Throughout the song, she’s talking about her current situation with everyone trying to go where she goes (“I just want to go to the part she gonna go”), stalking her and writing up everything about her as though her every move is important (“Is she in the bathroom, Is she smokin’ up outside?”), know what she likes/asking what she likes (“does she take a piece of lime, For the drink that I’mma buy her do you know just what she likes?”), the on and off situation with everyone disliking her/liking her/bashing her/etc (“Love me, hate me,”), the news & paparazzi (“all of the boys and all of the girls are begging to if you seek Amy”) AND then she is stating her opinions on current situation (“Say what you want about me”).
Continuing, in more detail: “Can’t you see what I see” is referring to the fact that everyone “say what they want about me” (A line directly from the song) when they don’t see or know she know. The laughing part, which appears quite a lot throughout the song, is expressing how everyone acts around her. Laughing at her every move as though she’s some sort of entertainment.
It has nothing to do with sex. It has to do with a “play of words” (slightly) but its up to the public to hear the song, translate it into whatever language or way they can understand … and understand.
As for the music video, she’s showing the reality of what we all might see while we make a big deal since she’s a celeb… there are citizens who participate in loose sexual means.
Furthermore, “If You Seek Amy” “iF yoU Cee-Ka-my” (“Eff You See Kay mi” )”F.U.C.K. Me” doesn’t necessarily point towards f u c k=sex. In anger, you say “F u c k you” that doesn’t mean you want to fuck that person…right? You’re mad at the person. Put two and two together, people, and realize that this song isn’t as difficult as you think.
In reality? She’s sticking her middle finger up at the news, the paparazzi, and everyone else who ever laughed at her. Just like how we do, the people, in reality to people who laugh at us.
Ok this is so Stupid and it pisses me off! Have u ever stop and listen to the rap stations. There songs are 70 times worser than what her single “If you seek Amy” Yeah When i first heard it I was like this doesnt make since!! But I keep listening I caught on to it! But what about the Lil wayne Lolipop song where hes talking about his penis as a lolipop and and basically saying he’s getting a blowjob!!!! that played all day!! And The list goes on for the other rap songs and rock songs out there!! Come on We should be more worried about the damn rap stations than A lil song that has f*U*C*K Me in it that alot of people dont notice!!! OMG THIS PISSES ME OFF!! The Media loves attacking Britney for everything she does!!!