Johnny Depp to Marry Vanessa Paradis – Rumor # 328

According to reheated marriage rumors,Johnny Depp and his baby-mama Vanessa Paradis are getting married this April. The couple, who have been together for over 10 years and have two children together, will marry at the chapel on the grounds of their French estate. Not only do they have a French estate, but it has its very own chapel. I guess the economic crisis isn’t affecting everyone after all.

The two have been rumored to finally decided to get married for years. After his
daughter, Lily-Rose Melody Depp, fought for her life and recovered, they were reportedly set to marry shortly after unconfirmed illness nearly took Lily’s life in 2007. So what took them so long? Apparently Johnny isn’t fond of his surname and didn’t want to stick Paradis with it.

Depp states Via MTV-UK:

“It would be a shame to ruin her last name! It’s so perfect – Vanessa Paradis. So beautiful. It would be such a drag to stick her with Paradis-Depp. It’s like a flat note! But if she ever said, ‘Hey, let’s get hitched’, I would do it in a second.”

It is rumored that Depp’s frequent collaborator and director of choice, Tim Burton, will act as his best man and his “Pirates of the Caribbean” co-star Keith Richards is also rumored to be in attendance.

Sounds like a creep-tastic affair to me. I can already envision a sea of men in ruffled shirts and black nail polish, with their hair carrying a week’s worth of grease; something quite reminiscent of Guns and Roses ‘November Rain’ video. I wonder if Depp will deliver his vows with or without his recently acquired English accent?

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Twilight Lawsuit

The French label Nina Ricci is suing mad over the blatant rip off of her fragrance, “Nina.” The perfume’s bottle for “Twilight: Forbidden Fruit ” comes from the book’s cover that features an apple being held by (who I am assuming is) the story’s leading lady, Bella Cullen.

The “Twilight” franchise cranked out what appears to be an exact rip off of the apple shaped bottle. It is identical to the perfume sold by Ricci. After the rumors that a lawsuit was brewing the designer confirmed her label is taking legal action.

Oprahs Crack Smokes Crack Says Ex

One of Oprah Winfrey’s ex-boyfriends, Randolph Cook, is writing a tell all book in which in it he talks very specifically and graphically about his alleged crack smoking days with Ms. Oprah. Cook and Winfrey dated back in 1985 and Cook claims it was Winfrey who got him hooked on cocaine. The book, titled “The Wizard of O”, describes how Oprah reportedly made a “rock” of cocaine and baking soda in the tube and heated it, a method known as freebasing.

Randolph Cook Claims Via Celebslap:

“Oprah then put the lit torch on the rock, inhaled and held the smoke in her lungs for a long time. When she finally exhaled, she began to shake violently as she put the pipe down, and had trouble catching her breath and her eyes got as big as saucers. We smoked at least a couple times a week. Sometimes we would smoke up until her limo was waiting to take her to the studio to perform her show. A few times, she was still under the influence while doing her show.”

On a 1995 episode of her talk show, Oprah herself publicly acknowledged smoking crack. While interviewing four mothers who had experienced problems with drugs, Oprah made the reveal, calling it “one of the hardest things I’ve ever said.” alongside Patrice Gaines, a Washington Post reporter, who has written a book chronicling her own experience with drug abuse.

Oprah Stated (Per Find Articles):

“In my 20′s, I’d done this drug and I know exactly what you are talking about.” claiming the drug abuse happened while as an anchorwoman on a television news show. “It’s my life’s great big secret. It was such a secret because–I realize (with) the public person I have become–if the story ever were revealed, the tabloids would exploit it and what a big issue it would be.

But I was involved with a man in my 20s who introduced me to the same drug that you’ve been talking about and, like Patrice, I always felt that the drug itself is not the problem but that I was addicted to the man.” She admitted: “I can’t think of anything I wouldn’t have done for that man. I had a perfect round little Afro, I went to church every Sunday and I went to Wednesday prayer meeting when I could… and I did drugs.”

This isn’t the first time Cook has tried to sell a book about Oprah – after a failed attempt the first time around Cook sued Oprah for $20 Million in 1997 blaming the failure on the publishing industry not wanting to cross the namesake of Oprah’s Book Club. Maybe this time around the book will have better success – Apparently in this day and age its not a big deal… Just look at Amy Winehouse. Hey, bad press is better than no press, right? Of course getting high and barking at hotel guests is never a good idea.

Written by Holly Stafford

Twilight Star Jackson Rathbone Teams Up With M. Night Shayamalan

Jackson Rathbone set tween hearts ablaze last fall as vampire vegetarian “Jasper” in “Twilight“. The actor/musician (he IS the band “100 Monkeys”) is now set to take on the role of “Sokka” in M. Night Shayamalan’s big screen version of Nickelodeon’s “The Last Airbender“. Shayamalan is best known for suspenseful thrillers with twist endings like The Sixth Sense, but his most recent release, “The Happening” starring Mark Wahlburg, received not-so-nice reviews from critics and left many fans of the movie maker disappointed.

Other actors who are set to take on roles in the film include “Deck the Halls” actress Nicola Peltz, who will play Rathbone’s sister Katara and newcomer Noah Ringer. Ringer is slated to tackle the lead role of Aang. It is rumored that other tween sensation Jesse McCartney is also on board. Some critics are concerned about the young, somewhat inexperienced cast. My major concern is how will Tiger Beat manage all the centerfold layouts this cast will generate.

Rathbone tells MTV:

“For me, it’s a great chance to show my range a little bit more,” comparing Sokka to his “Twilight” character. “It’s a chance to do something a little funnier; something less serious than Jasper.”

Twi-hards need not to worry. Rathbone is set to reprise his role of Jasper in New Moon which begins filming in March. Shayamalan is already receiving flack for not casting Asian actors in the film.

When asked his opinion on the matter, Rathbone shrugged it off stating:

“I think it’s one of those things where I pull my hair up, shave the sides, and I definitely need a tan,” he said of the transformation he’ll go through to look more like Sokka. “It’s one of those things where, hopefully, the audience will suspend disbelief a little bit.”

Ummm…OK. I guess if you think that makes you appear more Asian, then bring on the Bic and start shaving. ‘The Last Airbender’ is scheduled to hit theaters in the summer of 2010.

Written by: Crista Webster

Britney Spears to Star in Sex and the City Sequel ?!?!

Britney Spears is reportedly up to join Sarah Jessica Parker on the “Sex and the City” sequel. Parker is interested in having the troubled singer join the cast in the next film version of the HBO series. The success of the first film has catapulted rumors of a sequel despite the lack of a script. However, according to latest reports the film has already gotten a green light. SJP has been throwing ideas around that involve Spears.

Via MTV UK:

Sarah Jessica told friends: “My idea is to have someone like Britney Spears move to New York as my cousin or niece and Carrie would show her the ropes.”

There is no way in hell this will happen. Rivers will dry up and Amy Winehouse will give up blow and find Jesus before this happens. Unless she is going to be Parker’s replacement stunt mole….I won’t believe it until I see her on screen in couture talking about no-no’s with Kim Cattrall.

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The Dame’s Link Worthy

Jessica Alba Out With Honor – Knocked Up Celebs

Chace Crawford Airs Out His Pompadour – Ten Gossip

Who’s Kate Hudson ‘Having Coffee’ With Now? – Bumpshack

Jesse McCartney’s Stink in a Bottle – Gossip Teen

Hayden Panettiere Takes a Break from the Itty Bitty Titty Committee to Break the Law- Hollywood Dame

Paris Hilton Cut Her Weave-less in Hollywood – Backseat Cuddler

Male Models in All Their Glory – Incredible Hunks

Bikini Girl Accosts Ryan Seacrest - Earsucker

Danny Noriega’s America Idol Party – Hollywire

Celebrities Who Cut Themselves – Photos

Lindsay Lohan and Demi Lovato are just a few celebs who have shown up in photos with mysterious marks on their arms.

Recently Demi was subject to the scrutiny of cutting rumors when she showed up to an event with marks on her wrist. Her rep insisted that the marks were from a bracelet but photos from a previous incident with similar marks followed. (See that full story HERE.)

Cassie Steele aka Manny from the teen show “Degrassi” has some personal photos that show similar marks to Lohan and Lovato’s. Little Anna Paquin also has the same problem. Her marks are high up on her arms, so the bracelet excuse is out. Christina Ricci also tries to hide her scars.

Let’s hope these kids get some help. It’s a serious issue shouldn’t be swept under a rug and blamed on jewelry.

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Victoria Beckham Giorgio Armani Ads – Photos

The same day that Katie Holmes busts out her ads for Miu Miu, Victoria Beckham undresses for Giorgio Armani.

The Beckhams are BFF with Armani and Vicky follows in the steps of her husband, David Beckham. The ball player did an underwear ad for the men’s campaign. Rumors followed his freakishly well groomed no-no area, stating he was “digitally enhanced” for the ads. Posh Spice denied the enhancement and then checked her makeup in his shining crotch.

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Katie Holmes for Miu Miu – Ad Photos

Katie Holmes’ Spring of 2009 Miu Miu campaign has surfaced. The Prada dress isn’t too bad, but Katie trying to look sexy makes me feel all teenage-angst. Mert Alas and Marcus Piggott in New York last November and tried to capture her sensual side. The point of the campaign photos were to “depict a “luminous icon radiating a sense of mystery and theatricality.”

To me it is more Joey Potter giving her best “Dawson, did you just fart in the car? Please crack a window at least.” pose while wearing some designer garb.

Images Via: Vogue UK

Hayden Panettiere Caught Underage at Bar

I really don’t get the thought process of some of these Hollywood ho’s. The 19 year old “Heroes” star got caught at a bar the day before Christmas Eve.

Hayden Panettiere was out at the NV Lounge with some of her lady friends before she was spotted by the club’s bouncers. They carded the starlet, obviously being famous and underage, and kicked her out of the club. Her ID was also taken and given to police.

From E! Online:

“At that time we asked her and her friends to leave,” NV Lounge owner John Reznick tells E! News, adding that the actress cooperated by giving her license to an employee.

Hayden was catching a flight to California the next day and obviously had to make an embarrassing call to police. She went to get her license back and the cops questioned her, but ended up letting her go unable to prove she was drinking.

“When my officers arrived on the scene we questioned Panettiere,” Det. Craig Long tells E! News. “I asked her if she tried to buy alcohol and she denied it. Panettiere told me that someone opened the side door of the nightclub so she could go inside and say hello to friends, not buy drinks.”

That and she had to get to Bora Bora to go kick it with Peter Petrelli. Panettiere followed her Cali trip to a vacation with man-friend, Milo Ventimiglia. The 31 year old could have bailed her out with the old “she’s my niece” routine. Oh wait…that is for hookers. Meh…I’m sure all he would need to do is bust out his hairlip and be done with the situation. Plus…how is it that she didn’t make it to the confines of the VIP area where you have to know the secret handshake to get in? Security works for you in there. Plus you get to eat gold and ride flying ponies. Amature. Stick to being head cheerleader for the Itty Bitty Titty Committee.

What Others Said:

The Blemish - “LA lets them get away with this because celebrities are revered as gods there and the laws binding regular citizens don’t apply to them. They could drown kittens in their sinks and the most they would get is a stern lecture about not doing it in public restrooms.”

Fat Back Media: “When Lindsay was 19 she was in bars until 3 in the morning and the paparazzi would snap pics of her passed out in cars the following morning. Tip #1: when asked for ID just say” I am Hayden Panettiere bitch!”

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