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Miley Cyrus’ Uvula Attacked by Chicken – Video

January 11, 2009 By 1 Comment

It’s not as dirty as it sounds. I swear. A uvula is ‘the small, fleshy mass of tissue hanging in the back of your throat.’ For those of you who are “Full House” fans, it is your “hangy ball of courage.”

Miley Cyrus says she cut her uvula on a piece of chicken. I can just picture tweens everywhere plotting a war on poultry. She announced via her blog that she sounds even more like a 40 year old smoker or Marge Simpson.

“The reason I sound like this is because I cut my uvula. The way the nurse explained it to me is, you know that cartoon when that really obnoxious baby screams and you see that waggling thing around in their mouth? That’s a uvula. So I cut my uvula today on a piece of chicken. I put too much dressing on it and it got slippery and it got caught and it cut my uvula.”

Before you go all rogue on KFC, Miley will return to her normal before you can say money making machine.

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Fergie Wedding, Stacey Ferguson and Josh Duhamel Married – Photos

January 11, 2009 By 1 Comment

For all 6 of you who might care…The Queen of the Butterfaces finally nailed down her long time boyfriend.

Fergie and Josh Duhamel were married this weekend after a long engagement. The couple married Church Estates Vineyards in Malibu on January 10th. The ceremony took place under some magnolia trees and the venue was filled with white roses. The bride wore a Dolce & Gabbana gown while carrying a bouquet of more white flowers. Their rings were done by H. Stern and engraved with personal messages. (Which I am guessing said ‘Boos 4-Eva’)

People reports the celebrity guest list:

“New parents Rebecca Romijn and Jerry O’Connell, Mario Lopez, Stacy Keibler, Kid Rock, Slash, Kate Hudson (Fergie’s costar in her upcoming movie “Nine”), the members of Black Eyed Peas including will.i.am, and Duhamel’s “Las Vegas” costars James Caan, Molly Sims and Vanessa Marcil.”

Basically it was filled with the future cast for the next of round “Surreal Life.”

Images Via: Splash

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Prince Harry’s Naughty – Video and Photos

January 11, 2009 By 1 Comment

Prince Harry made mistake number one when you are partaking in naughty things….he video tapped it.

Harry went on a racial tirade throwing out slurs and making offensive remarks. He threw around words like “Paki” and “raghead” while joking around with some of his squad buddies. All of this was caught on tape. Somehow the footage made it to the hands of the media. Now the home video of the third in line to the throne is making it’s way through the net.

From New of the World:

The soldier prince pours shame on the Royal Family as he calls an Asian squaddie “our little Paki friend” and tells another officer cadet jokingly wearing a camouflage veil off duty: “F*** me, you look like a raghead”—an offensive term for an Arab.

Harry will also face the wrath of his own grandmother. The Queen is the Commander-in-Chief of the British Army. While apparently bored on another occasion, he sits in a field camp and cracks jokes on regarding the Queen.

They laugh out loud as the disrespectful Prince pretends to get bored talking to his grandmother and dismissively hangs up on her saying: “Send my love to the corgis. I’ve got to go, got to go, bye. God Save You . . . yeah, that’s great.”

To follow up the cracks on his grandmother, he licks a friend while at a party and discusses the color of his pubic hair. Harry confirmed that the carpet matches the drapes as friend asked about the status of fire crotch.

Following the leak of Harry’s racist rant, a rep issued a statement that apologized on behalf of the Prince. Also, the Equality and Human Rights Commission wants an inquiry to be held and deemed his words “unforgivable.”

“Prince Harry fully understands how offensive this term can be—and is extremely sorry for any offence his words might cause. However, on this occasion three years ago, Prince Harry used the term without any malice and as a nickname about a highly popular member of his platoon. There is no question that Prince Harry was in any way seeking to insult his friend. Prince Harry is using the term ‘raghead’ to mean Taliban.”

Oh for the love of hot royals. He is 24 year old guy stuck in the desert and trained to hate those who threaten the safety of his country. What do expect? He is going to be sitting in his camp knitting and getting his mates together for a rousing game of backgammon.

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Golden Globe Winner Leak – Photos

January 9, 2009 By Leave a Comment

The site for the Golden Globes accidentally revealed the winner for the ‘Best Performance by an Actress in a Drama.’ Anne Hathaway was given the award according to the slip. Since the premature announcement was discovered and started making it’s way through the web, the boo-boo has been fixed.

Perez has a screen shot of the Golden Globe winner slip. No other winners were revealed.

Images Via: Getty

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‘Ugly Betty Baby’ – Ana Ortiz Pregnant

January 9, 2009 By Leave a Comment

Congrats are in order! Ana Ortiz, who plays Hilda Suarez on “Ugly Betty,” and husband Noah Lebenzon, guitarist for the band Half Life, are expecting their first child together.

Via People:

“They are thrilled and ecstatic,” says a friend of the couple. “They can’t wait to be parents.”

Earlier in the week it was announced that co-star Rebecca Romijn and husband Jerry O’Connell welcomed twin daughters in December, as well as fellow cast mate Eric Mabius welcoming a son that same month. Back in September Ortiz told People magazine that Romijns’ pregnancy was giving her the itch to start a family of her own.

“It’s definitely something that my husband and I talk about all the time” said Ortiz.

The baby is due at the end of July.

Written by Holly Stafford

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Ian McKellen Nude Scene Deleted

January 8, 2009 By Leave a Comment

Thank God. I adore Ian McKellen, but old man wiener scares me. I had to post this one because I thought it hilarious. When you are hovered over your cell phone all day and sifting through “Twilight” craziness a little nudity on PBS becomes amusing.

Ian’s nude scene in ‘King Lear’ has been cut from PBS. The play features McKellen in a state of undress. The family friendly public tv station is cutting it for the tv version of the theatrical masterpiece. The “Lord of the Rings” star is happy it will not be shown.

“If it’s a distraction of that sort, it’s not worth the candle,” McKellen told a meeting of the Television Critics Association on Wednesday.

Nothing like scarring the kiddies with Gandalf Grey’s testicals. Well played PBS. Well played.

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Vanessa Hudgens to Join ‘New Moon’ Cast ?

January 8, 2009 By 13 Comments

Could “High School Musical” star Vanessa Hudgens be trading in her Disney Magic for some Vampire Magic instead?

Entertainmentwise has sparked rumors are circulating that the 20 year old Disney alum might sign on to play the coveted role of Leah Clearwater in the “Twilight” sequel “New Moon.” The character of Leah is a Native American teenage girl and also a werewolf. Leah is the older sister to Seth, one of Jacob Black’s friends, who are all a part of the pack. Camilla Belle and Brenda Song are also to be rumored to be up for the part as well. With the filming to begin in March, it won’t be long before we find out who the role goes to!

Belle has been rumored to be romancing Robert Pattinson these days. [You can see that Pattinson, Belle, Kristen Stewart Love Triangle story HERE] I am sure that if she wants it bad enough all she has to do is bat her eyelashes at Sparklepants. This should at least make some on set romance rumors worth it if Camilla is cast.

Written by Holly Stafford

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Robert Pattinson to Star in ‘Hairspray 2: White Lipstick’ ???

January 8, 2009 By 6 Comments

Casting rumors are running amok today. First Robert Pattinson is rumored to be stealing the thunder of Zac Efron in “Hairspray 2: White Lipstick.”

R. Patz Sparklepants is a favorite of the film’s director, Adam Shankman. Pattinson is a favorite among most directors theses days. He is like catnip for women and pulls a growing fan base whose loyalty boarders insanity.

The second installment of the musical will feature a more risqué plot that delves into the 1960’s and even possibly feature Zac Efron’s character doing acid. John Travolta’s character, Edna, will also get hooked on diet pills. Vietnam is also being worked into the plot. As for the villain? That is my guess as to where Robert will come in. Michelle Pfeiffer is said to not be returning and Brittany snow’s involvement is still up in the air.

Via MTV:

“It’s crazy. [The treatment] is amazing, but it’s crazy. There are things in there that I was like ‘Can we do that?’ It’s real John Waters-y stuff, and it was more like a sequel to his movie than to our movie. Which I love, because then that becomes re-interpreted.”

Pattinson also recently dropped out of his role in “Parts Per Billion.” It appears he had taken on too much as ‘New Moon’ starts filming in March and “Parts Per Billion” is due to begin production in February. Rumors that he is also is entertaining a part in the next “Pirates of the Caribbean” have also died out. My Park Mag reported last month that he was being considered for the role of Captain Jack Sparrow’s brother. That story is HERE if you want a recap.

Images Via: Pacific Coast News

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Paris Hilton is Practically a Virgin

January 8, 2009 By 3 Comments

Or so she wants us to believe. Her no-no is a 7/11 to anything with a pulse and a credit card.

Paris Hilton spouted off her words of wisdom to Glamour magazine. Hilton claimed that she has only been naked in front of “a couple” people, compared herself to a Prada bag and talked about respect.

“I’ve only done it (had sex) with a couple of people. People make up stories, but mostly I just kiss. I think it’s important to play hard to get. Nobody wants the fake Prada bag; they want the brand new bag that no one can get and is the most expensive.

“If you give it up to a guy he won’t respect you; he’ll want you much more if he can’t have you.”

Just a few members of the Crab Club Paris has left in her wake of VD:

Jason Shaw
Paris Latsis
Nick Carter
Rick Salomon
Stavros Niarchos III
Benji Madden
Brian Urlacher
Joe Francis
Simon Rex
Jake Sumner
Deryck Whibley
Brandon Davis

Rumored to have slept with:
Oscar De Lay Hoya
Leonardo DiCaprio
Robert Evans
Colin Farrell
Edward Fulong
Vincent Gallo
Jamie Kennedy
Jared Leto
Robert Mills
Mark Philippoussis
Tim Sizemore

Paris….if you have to take your shoes off to help you count how many people you’ve slept with….it’s more than “a couple.”

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Tori Spelling Returns to Old Zip Code 90210

January 8, 2009 By 1 Comment

Donna Martin’s returning to 90210 after all! Tori Spelling, who has since become the mother of two children with her husband Dean McDermott, is in final negotiations to reprise her role on the new version of the 90s hit teen drama, ’90210′.

Via EW and People:

“She’s thrilled. Hopefully the deal will close soon.” her rep told Access Hollywood.

The actress was all set to star in the spin-off airing on CW, but reportedly pulled out after learning that fellow cast members Jennie Garth and Shannen Doherty were offered higher salaries to return. When we last saw Donna Martin in 2000, she had just gotten married to the love of her life David Silver, played by Brian Austin Green.

Does Donna’s returning mean that we might see David back on the show as well? “Never say never.” the actor has said. Green, who is currently a cast member on “Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles” says that timing is the only issue.

“It would have to be while we’re on break that I’d get over there to do it. But I have no issue with doing it.”

As long as there are no hitches, Spelling is expected to be seen onscreen in the Spring for a multiple episode run, with former “90210” cast member Jason Priestley directing her debut episode.

Written by Holly Stafford

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