Lily Allen: Screw God, I Love Coke!

Here is a true English Rose that understands the importance of neon green boots paired with 1985 gray cut off shorts. (Please note sarcasm and mild appreciation for said neon green boots.) Lily Allen is a general walking disaster. She is looking like a Cruella DeVil stunt double on the streets of London. All she is missing is a fancy cigarette holder. I always knew Cruella was coke head.

Allen has been throwing her hat into the ring on the war on drugs. Of course she is Team Blow and defends snorting. Lily told Word Magazine (Via The Sun):

“The only story is that drugs are bad and they will kill you – you will become a prostitute, a rapist or a dealer. But that’s not true. I know lots of people who take cocaine three nights a week and get up and go to work. But we never hear that side of the story. I wish people wouldn’t sensationalize it. Some people are just bad at taking drugs.”

She furthered the oratorical fireworks by slamming her record label for not treating her like the VIP she seems to think she is.

“I got £50,000 for my first album and I sold a lot of records. Twenty years ago, I’d have been booked in at the Ritz with five grams of cocaine on my table and 10 bunches of flowers. Some new clothes. A chauffeur on 24-hour call. Now I’m lucky to get an Oyster card. I ask for a hotel in Paris and I get a two-star place in the eighth arrondissement on my own. I’m like: ‘Do you want me to get raped and killed?’”

I bet EMI is thrilled with her outburst that is angering thousands of the paper’s readers. Some of The Sun’s viewers left hundreds of comments that voiced their disgust. Most had lost a friend or family member thanks to drug use.

If EMI didn’t want her bumped off before…they do now!

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Taylor Lautner Confirmed as Jacob Black for ‘New Moon’

Twilight” author, Stephenie Meyer announced on her website this afternoon that Taylor Lautner, aka Jacob Black , will be back in “New Moon” to reprise his role.

“New Moon” from director Chris Weitz (Via E! Online):

I’m very happy to announce that Taylor Lautner will be playing Jacob Black in New Moon and that he’s doing so with the enthusiastic support of Summit Entertainment, the producers, and Stephenie Meyer.

The characters in Stephenie’s books go through extraordinary changes of circumstance and also appearance; so it is not surprising that there has been speculation about whether the same actor would portray a character who changes in so many surprising ways throughout the series. But it was my first instinct that Taylor was, is, and should be Jacob, and that the books would be best served by the actor who is emotionally right for the part. I think that fans of Twilight the book and the movie will be surprised by the Jacob Black that Taylor will bring to the screen in New Moon; and I’m looking forward to working with him and the rest of the cast in realizing the film.

very best
Chris Weitz

Stephenie Meyer, Writer of the ‘Twilight ’ Saga:

I’d just like to add that I was very much a part of this decision. My first priority was always what was best for New Moon—what was going to give us the best possible movie. I’m truly thrilled that Taylor was the one who proved to the director, to Summit, and to me that he is the best possible Jacob we could have. And I’m very much looking forward to seeing what he’s going to bring to Jacob’s character this year.
- Steph

There has been much speculation the past few months whether or not 16 year old Lautner would be back in the role due to the transformation the character of Jacob goes through in the book. Black, who grows in character and over a foot in physical size. Rumors that the role would go to Michael Copon, the 26 year old “Scorpion King 2″ actor who himself was making a full force effort to land the high profile gig. But Taylor wasn’t going without a fight. He told MTV last month:

“I have been working hard preparing for the physicality that this role will require and can’t wait to get started with the filming of ‘New Moon.’ My job for ‘Twilight’ was to bring ‘Twilight’ Jacob to life—the friendly, happy-go-lucky little Jacob,” he said. ”My job for New Moon is completely different. I’ve been looking forward to that. I’ve been getting ready for it, and I can assure them I will follow through with that. “

And follow through he did. He has saved his role as the werewolf morphing rival to Robert Pattinson’s character, Edward Cullen.

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Taylor Lautner Screen Test for ‘New Moon’ Role

The clock is ticking on the “Twilight” sequel, “New Moon.” Filming begins in March and the role of Jacob Black is still undecided.

The original cast member, Taylor Lautner, has been fighting to keep his place in the films. The character undergoes a major physical transformation and Summit Entertainment has been entertaining the idea of recasting the role. The worry is that Michael Copon is currently his biggest competition. However, fans are standing behind Lautner.

This week we will have answer according to EW. The screen writer for the films, Melissa Rosenberg confirmed today that:

”Jacob is a totally different character in New Moon. He’s a foot taller and huge — and he’s supposed to look 25. It’s really a question of whether or not the same actor can play the role. He has to play a romantic lead against Robert Pattinson, who’s a 22-year-old man. That’s a tall order.” Rosenberg is quick to add, however, that ”everyone would love to keep him. We all think he’s the loveliest person ever.”

As of now, Taylor has gained around 19 pounds and “promises to pack on 10 more” by the time filming starts. Currently insiders say that he is screen testing with Kristen Stewart, Bella Swan, for their chemistry level. This is a VERY good sign.

So keep your fingers crossed if you are pulling for Sharkboy!

Sarah Jessica Parker Moving Out, Divorce Eminent

The Star of “Sex and the City” is reportedly looking for new digs.

Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick have been having marital woes for quite some time. Rumors that Matthew is a cheater extraordinaire and has been carrying out several affairs for years have apparently taken their toll on the couple’s marriage. He, according to older rumors, is banging some youth counselor who calls him “Matty Cakes.” (I too just vomited Matty Cakes.)

The two share a son, James Wilkie, who is being victimized in this as being “stuck in the middle” of arguments and the dividing. However, SJP has said to have been tolerating it to save her family life and provide an unbroken home for James.

This is via Star Magazine:

“The time has come when she realizes it just isn’t worth it. Sarah Jessica is determined to get her own place and bring down the curtain on her marriage.”

Adds another insider: “Sarah’s not stupid. She knows exactly what’s going on. For a while it was easier for her to stay than go through a harsh divorce. They’re essentially living separate lives.”

Really? I don’t see Matthew Broderick being some big whore that can pull that much tail. He strikes as the type who likes to play with trains and look at his Ferris Bueller memorabilia.

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Brad Pitt Lies About Angelina Jolie Affair

The entire Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston war has grown beyond my level of caring. Now I find it an amusing game of adult he said, she said. It’s like an even less interesting version of Watergate, but with more collagen and African children.

The latest in the saga that is these crazy kid’s life, Brad Pitt stands by Saint Angelina. I am feigning surprise. Clutch the pearls everyone. Brad denied that there was any kind of “affair” going on. Despite the fact that Jolie admitted that she and Pitt “fell in love” on the set of “Mr. and Mrs. Smith,” he is trying to convince us that he isn’t slutty.

Pitt told W Magazine (Via Access Hollywood):

“What people don’t understand is that we filmed ['Mr. & Mrs. Smith'] for a year,” he told the publication. “We were still filming after Jen and I split up. Even then it doesn’t mean that there was some kind of dastardly affair. There wasn’t. I’m very proud of the way that it was handled. It was respectful. [The film] will mean something to our kids. It will, that’s all.”

Right. We are supposed to believe that he didn’t fall victim to Jolie’s vodoo vag until after Aniston and he split? The movie came out on June 10th, 2005. They announced their decision to split in May of 2005. Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston divorced on October 2, 2005.

Hmmmm…..that math doesn’t add up to me. Someone is a liar, liar crotch on fire.

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Britney Spears Looking Classy -Photos

So she has her cleavage popping out a wee bit, she looks better than she has in years. Her weave is also looking refreshed. Maybe she finally treated herself to an oil change.

Britney Spears wore a plunging neckline black dress at her brother’s wedding on New Year’s day. While I wouldn’t wear something so boob happy to my brother’s wedding, she looked ….nice. Her two boys, Jayden James and Sean Preston, looked adorable. It’s hard to believe these two kids came from the Kevin Where’s-My-Playstation-and-Ham-Hot-Pocket Federline.

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Jennifer Garner Gives Birth to Baby Girl!

Finally. After a couple of false alarms, Jennifer Garner has finally given birth. Jennifer gave birth to a baby girl on Tuesday. This is Ben Affleck and Jennifer’s second child. Their first baby, Violet, is a gorgeous girl and is said to be thrilled to have a baby sister.

Garner and Affleck had their baby girl at Cedars Sinai Medical Center. A rep for the couple stated that mom and baby are doing well.

According to Us Weekly:

“A smiling Garner was spotted being wheeled on a roll-away hospital bed as she was taken to her room. A blanket was draped over her, and it appeared that she was holding the baby. Shortly after, the hospital staff brought in a portable bassinet and heart monitor to check on the baby.”

No other details have emerged yet. As soon as more emerge I will update.

Congrats to the Afflecks!

Kate Hudson Makes Jokes About Anne Hathaway’s Ex

Someone hit reheat on the bitch box. Kate Hudson made a few backhanded jokes about her costar’s ex boyfriend.

Anne Hathaway suffered a very public breakup with Raffaelo Follieri after he was incarcerated for money laundering and posing as Pope Benedict XVI’s representative. He is currently sitting in jail for a term of 4 years.

Letterman asked her about Follieri and she let the barbs fly. (Look for it around the 6 minute mark.)

“When the host brought up the subject of Hathaway’s 2008 split from Follieri, who is currently serving a four-and-a-half year prison sentence, Hudson laughed and replied, “Surprises in life are awesome.” And when Letterman asked if Hudson had met Hathaway before the movie, she joked, “We met the Pope.”

Hudson and Anne Hathaway were rumored to be enemies on and off set. As the story goes… Kate was a huge diva, but Anne wasn’t having any of her mighty-mighty attitude BS and from there the rift grew.

Sounds like someone is a wee bit bitter. Or drunk. Was it just me or did she seem a tiny bit tipsy there at the beginning? She was stuttering, demanding “kiss kiss” and talking about how she wants to bang her son’s ski instructor and Peyton Manning. Bah, I am sure it was a cocktail for nerves or something. But I still think she might have been one or two drinks away from a tickle fight with David.

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Courtney Love – Fashion Disaster

I have never actually seen one up close. Truck stop hookers usually require a big rig of some kind in order to be seen.

Courtney Love is hellacious fashion disaster in what I can only guess is an outfit fashioned from the reject bin of a high school production of “The Great Gatsby.” 23 Skidoo! Seriously though, she looks like she should be squatting over a mud puddle at a truck stop giving herself a whore’s bath. But, I do love the handbag.

Rihanna and Chris Brown Engaged

The current story floating around is that Rihanna and not-so-secret boyfriend Christ Brown are engaged. So far there is no official word on whether or not this is true.

The proposal story starts with the couple performing in London over the New Year. Chris is said to have asked the “Umbrella” singer to be his wife. Several sources claim to have seen her wearing a gigantic diamond. Rihanna wore the rumored rock backstage at London’s O2 Arena.

The Sun via The Examiner reports:

“Despite the cold, Rihanna wore fingerless gloves and held her hand to her chest so people could clock the rock.”

The couple had spent Christmas with the Brown family. So far, photos I dug up from her trip to London over the holiday showed Rihanna wearing the fingerless gloves with a ring on her left ring finger. However, it does not look like a typical engagement ring. It is a flower shaped diamond ring that matches her bracelet.

I am guessing this one is rumor. Chris is a super young 19 years old. Let’s hope they wait until they can legally drink at their own wedding.

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