Twilight Special Edition = Yum!

Being a self-confessed “Twi-hard” I was tickled pink when I saw that Border’s is selling a very special edition of Twilight! It has everything I could ever wish for in special features, like cast interviews with everyone, extended and deleted scenes, and a 7-part documentary (my favorite!) which I hope will be as long as the movie itself.

The funniest thing about this? Read on:

10 exclusive photocards are printed on a gorgeous pearlescent paper to give a dramatic sparkly effect—the perfect way to view your favorite vampires!

Because I was distinctly wondering how I was going to enjoy the pictures from the movie. Thank you Borders for letting them sparkle just for me.

If you didn’t know from before, “Twilight” is coming to a TV screen near you March 21st, 2009. Or, if you are like me, March 20th at approx. 12:20am….Possibly in a prom dress, as I can’t help but dress up for these things!

You know what would make this better?? If someone else tried to out-do Borders. I am more than willing to pay good money for the Ultimate Ultimate edition of Twilight. I know there are new Edward and Bella dolls out there. If the DVD included these novelty dolls, I would buy it. Just sayin!

Completely “Lost” – Recap

Hello once again Lost-aways! We have been blessed again with another awesome episode of “Lost” (is there really a bad episode? Wait, that Nikki and Paulo episode did stink it up a bit, but at least they died at the end, right?)

As I stated last week, if you don’t watch “Lost”, then you likely won’t enjoy reading this. However, I strongly encourage you to watch it. It’s what the really good-looking people do with their Wednesday nights.

Episode three, ‘Jughead’, centered on three separate storylines. To try to make this simple (as if anything “Lost” ever is), I will focus on the storylines separately. Let’s dive in:

Desmond is a busy Scottish beaver (are there beavers in Scotland?):

We started out witnessing the horrors of giving birth on your own private sailboat. I personally have witnessed the horrors of childbirth in a clean and sanitary hospital therefore leaving me cringing and gagging at the possibility of having to accomplish birth on a boat of all places. Penny is delivering a baby somewhere near the Philippines (I would like to give a shout-out to Direct TV for hooking me up with awesome captions that told me what language was being spoken so I would save myself from looking like a moron for not knowing). There are plenty of “ooohs” and “ahhhs” and “I love yous” exchanged between Des and Pen (my favorite couple on Lost which naturally means something terrible will happen to them) as their son is born.

Then, BAM!, it’s three years later and Des is turning the boat towards Great Britain in order to fulfill his duty of searching for Daniel Faraday’s mum (who I still say is the ever so creepy Ms. Hawkings—more on that later). Naturally, Penny is not in favor of this return since her sadistic father, Charles Widmore, has the habit of trying to kill Desmond. Upon arrival, Desmond makes the stupid promise that he won’t ever return to the island thus foreshadowing that he will inevitably have to return. Thanks Desmond. Oh, and their son’s name is Charlie (to which I could only play in my head over and over again, “Charlie bit me!”).

Desmond wanders through Oxford University looking for Old Lady Faraday and comes up empty when some rather unpleasant lady at the registrar’s office tells him no one by that name ever worked there. Note to producers: Desmond’s beard is slowly but surely making a return. Thanks. He isn’t Scottish enough without it.

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Rapper T.I. Exposes Himself in Vegas – Photos

The rapper known as T.I. was in Vegas performing at the Jet in celebration for their 3 year anniversary when he took off his shirt rubbed it against his crotch and threw it to fans.

The photographer explained that:

“He was preparing his shirt for an eager fan in the front row with a little T.I. love.”

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. I am scarred for life. I am going to have nightmares of his caveman bush and sweaty ball rag for the rest of my life.

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Jackson Rathbone Simply Gratuitous Photos

The brother of Edward Cullen, Jasper Cullen, is gaining momentum among the “Twilight” fans. While he isn’t pulling Robert Pattinson crowds yet, he does have following that is growing. Besides “New Moon” he is also set to appear in a Clive Barker horror film, “Dread” and a few other films. “The Last Airbender” will also feature Rathbone as Sokka. You might also recognize him from two episodes of “The O.C.” or the straight to video Tara Reid flick, “Senior Skip Day.”

He was born in Singapore and has lived in several different parts of the world that include Indonesia before settling in Texas. Jackson or Jay, as some call him, is close friends with his “Twilight” costar Ashley Greene. She is his onscreen love, Alice Cullen.

When he isn’t acting he plays in band “100 Monkeys” with friends Jerad Anderson and Ben Graupner. He already has a few fan sites dedicated to him as well.

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Kelly Clarkson ‘My Life Would Suck Without You’ – Video

Kelly Clarkson’s new video for “My Life Would Suck Without You” has hit the net. Enjoy the former America Idol’s latest song that is already breaking Britney Spears’ record. “Suck” broke the record for the biggest one-week jump in Billboard Hot 100 history, making the leap from #97 all the way to #1.

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Faye Dunaway Hates Hilary Duff

As does the rest of the world sans three people.

Hilary Duff is trying to replace the Hollywood veteran in the remake of the 1967 classic “Bonnie and Clyde”. Oscar winners Faye Dunaway and Warren Beatty starred in the original film and were pissed upon the news of the remake. (See original “Bonnie and Clyde” below.)

Tonya S. Holly is redoing the film in her own ways and titling it “The Story of Bonnie and Clyde” which is set to hit theaters in 2010. The original was nominated for 10 Oscars….sadly this looming straight to video masterpiece probably won’t have the same success. When the former stars heard the news that Hilary Duff was starring in the film as Bonnie and both Faye and Warren asked the same question. “Why?”

From Popcrunch Via the Chicago Sun Times:

“Couldn’t they at least cast a real actress?”

It’s funny because it’s true.

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The Dame’s Link Worthy

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Avril Lavigne Looks Like a $20 Hooker – Bumpshack

Emma Roberts Going to College – Gossip Teen

Lo Bosworth Shills No Baby Pills – Backseat Cuddler

Tony Romo Cheated on Jessica SimpsonHollywood Dame

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Ashlee Simpson Defends Jessica Simpson’s Weight Issue

Jessica Simpson showed off her slight fuller & healthier looking figure over the weekend — and now her critics have made a mountain out of a mole hill!

At this past Sunday’s Kiss Country Chili Cook Off in Pembroke Pines Florida, the 28-year-old singer and part time actress dressed in high-waisted jeans and a double belt, shocked people with her new paded bod. A lot of websites out there are poking fun at her, calling her fat and overweight now. Fat??? True, she looks like she may have gained a few pounds. But this is more of a case of bad fashion statement as she made The Dame’s Fashion Disaster list (Click Here to See That Story) Simpson has always had a curvy figure, but her fashion choice this weekend was horrible. A couple of people have since come to her defense, including her younger sister Ashlee Simpson.

Per AshleeSimpsonMusic.com:

“I am completely disgusted by the headlines concerning my sister’s weight. A week after the inauguration and with such a feeling of hope in the air for our country, I find it completely embarrassing and belittling to all women to read about a woman’s weight or figure as a headline on Fox News.

All women come in different shapes, sizes, and forms and just because you’re a celebrity, there shouldn’t be a different standard.”

Is this something you would say to your wife, daughter, mother, grandmother, or even a friend?

I seriously doubt it.

How can we expect teenage girls to love and respect themselves in an environment where we criticize a size 2 figure?

Now can we focus on the things that really matter.

-Ash”

So Jessica is a size two and they’re attacking her weight? Wow -What a “glamorous” message to be sending to all the pre-teen girls who idolizes her. Hollywood trainer and author of “The 5 Factor Diet” Harley Pasternak has also come to the defense of Miss Simpson, defending her. Her former trainer tells “Extra” that the singer is now Healthy. Pasternak worked with Simpson during the filming of “Major Movie Star” in 2007.

Via Extra:

“She has curves where a woman needs to have curves. We all go a little bit up and a little bit down. But she’s healthy. She’s still sexy. She’s still a beautiful woman. And I have no problem with the way she looks.” He adds, “I think if more people looked the way she looks now, the country would be a lot healthier.” Says Pasternak. “I think Jessica has a really healthy perspective on her healthy body image and looks like a woman. I would take her body any day over somebody who’s emaciated and looks unhealthy.”

Personally, weight-wise she looks fantastic and is a very beautiful person. Fashion-wise it was not one of her better choices. Jessica usually is dressed very stylishly in clothes that flatter her body. Maybe it was just an off day for her? It takes a very specific type of woman to pull off those high-waisted jeans, and Miss Simpson surely is no Victoria Beckham. Stick to the low-waisted jeans, honey.

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Jake Gyllenhaal In Court

Jake Gyllenhaal is just like the rest of us. Well, that is if the rest of us were incredibly good-looking and could crack open walnuts using only our abs.

Jake was spotted in an LA courthouse this week doing his civic duty as a prospective juror. The case, a misdemeanor battery case, is set to start later in the week.

According to US Magazine:

“While in the courtroom, Gyllenhaal was allowed to go through the juror questioning process known as voire dire in a private room.”

The rest of the peons had to complete their questioning in front of the courtroom. Gyllenhaal left for the day and is expected to return Wednesday to find out if he has been selected as a juror for the case. I wonder how many random skanks are reporting for jury duty this morning?

Note to the Dame: I hope you stop resorting to violence in Los Angeles in order to meet Gyllenhaal. I know it is only a misdemeanor, but it adds up over time.

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Tony Romo Cheated on Jessica Simpson

Don’t you just love Star magazine. The February 9th issue has claimed that Dallas Cowboys quarterback, Tony Romo, cheated on Jessica Simpson….“IN HER OWN BED!” Dun…dun dahhhhhh! Of course he is nailing other hood rats. As soon as she hits the road he calls up Carrie Underwood to talk about “Twilight” and “Grey’s Anatomy.”

According to the latest rumor, Romo hosted a party after Simpson left town on January 16th. He used her digs to host an after party, party.

Via Star:

“The very night Jessica left town, Tony hit an invitation-only opening of Los Angeles hot-spot My House with a posse that included Laguna Beach’s Stephen Colletti and Entourage star Kevin Connolly. To keep the fun going, he invited a group of revelers “back to my place,” the onlooker tells Star. But when people arrived at the two-story country cottage-style home off Coldwater Canyon in Beverly Hills, it soon became obvious that “his place” belonged to his unsuspecting — and absent — girlfriend, Jessica.”

The torrid tale also states that while his entourage of Z-list stars where kicking it downstairs, he took some brunette up to Jess’ room and sweet greasy love.

“Everyone was talking about it downstairs,” dishes the source. “The girls were saying it was so wrong and shady of Tony to cheat on Jessica — especially in her place! I just can’t believe he would hook up with another woman at his own girlfriend’s house.”

After nailing his conquest he rejoined the downstairs soirée. The “source” also mentioned that he had a good laugh about it with the guys. It’s was like “Bromance” but with less crying.

Is it just me or does he look like he’d smell weird. Like a hamster cage or Bengay and Doritos….

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