2009 January

Violet Affleck Still Using Pacifier – Photos

January 28, 2009 By Cara Harrington 2 Comments

Ooooo! That girl is going to have some teeth issues.

Now, I am no parenting expert (I’m the type who doesn’t see anything wrong with telling those mongrel children next door I will feed their dog Draino spiked chocolate cupcakes if they encourage him to crap in my yard one more time) but I am thinking Violet Affleck is way too old to be using a pacifier.

She still looks like a beauty queen even with that insta-buck tooth binky in her mouth. I adore Jennifer Garner, but this is just begging for braces. I mean… this is boarder line Suri Cruise craziness.

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Filed Under: Ben Affleck, Celebrity Babies, Celebrity Couples, Celebrity Gossip, Celebrity Health, Jennifer Garner, WTF?!? Tagged With: Baby, Ben Affleck, Celebrity Baby Photos, Jennifer Garner, Suri Cruise, Violet Affleck

New G.I. Joe Posters – Photos

January 27, 2009 By Xine Leave a Comment

These posters are pretty slick if you ask me. Just posted at Joblo, the posters don’t really tell you too much about the movie, but I am certain the top one is of my pseudo-boyfriend Channing Tatum.

Now when I was growing up I don’t remember “G.I. Joe” being this slick. I remember all the ads for the toys and cartoon being gritty and ever-so masculine. This movie seems to be deviating from this pattern, and I don’t know yet whether it upsets me or not. In the end, if they stay true to the storyline I watched as a child, all will be good. This very well could be the next “Transformers“.

“G.I. Joe: Rise of the Cobra” is coming out August 2009, and stars Dennis Quaid, Marlon Wayans (really??), Channing Tatum (yum!) and Sienna Miller. The plot centers on an elite squad of special operatives who take on an evil organization, led by a notorious arms dealer. As long as they cheesily work in the ‘real American hero’ line, we will be all good.

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Filed Under: Movies Tagged With: Channing Tatum, Dennis Quaid, G.I. Joe, Marlon Wayans, Sienna Miller, Tranformers

Britney Spears ‘If You Seek Amy’ Meaning Upsets Fox – Video

January 27, 2009 By Cara Harrington 4 Comments

Alert the church elders to perform an exorcism of evil!

The elders over at Fox News are just catching on to Britney Spears’ phonetically dirty song “If You Seek Amy.” In case you have been living in a bunker underground for 6 months or simply didn’t care enough to listen to Spears’ latest album, Circus, the popstar has angered the parents of kids with her new song. The single “If You Seek Amy” has been banned from radio all over and some stations simply censor it.

Why? The clever dirty girl snuck in “the F word” by spelling it out with her lyrics. Say the title quickly and you’ll hear yourself saying F-U-C-K me. So the lyrics of: “All of the boy and all of the girls are begging to If You Seek Amy” make a statement of everyone wanting to hump her. This has been known for some time and the moral compass of Fox News can’t handle this revelation.

Seriously! My 73 year old Memaw heard my ‘If You Seek Amy’ ring tone a month ago and scolded me for being whorey. But later she patted me on the head and gave me oatmeal cookie. Fox on the other flipped their shiz and followed their rant with a prayer vigil. Here’s a thought…turn the radio off. (BTW…. When did Fox News become the pinnacle of America’s moral compass?)

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Filed Under: "Britney Spears", Celebrity Gossip, Music, Television, Videos Tagged With: "Britney Spears", F-U-C-K Me, FCC, If You Seek Amy, If you Seek Amy Meaning, Lyrics

NBC’s Banned PETA Vegetable Porn Super Bowl Ad – Video

January 27, 2009 By Cara Harrington 1 Comment

Apparently NBC has no problem with torturing us with Jimmy Fallon , but soft core veggie porn is unacceptable. (Where is the justice?)

The network axed a Super Bowl commercial from PETA encouraging vegetarianism. NBC demanded an entire list of changes before they’d even consider airing the spot.

Via PETA:

*licking pumpkin
*touching her breast with her hand while eating broccoli
*pumpkin from behind between legs
*rubbing pelvic region with pumpkin
*screwing herself with broccoli (fuzzy)
*asparagus on her lap appearing as if it is ready to be inserted into vagina
*licking eggplant
*rubbing asparagus on breast

I like that NBC is classy enough to use phrases like “screwing herself with broccoli” but suddenly becomes proper and talks about asparagus with more decorum.

Filed Under: Videos, WTF?!? Tagged With: Ad, Banned Super Bowl Commercial, NBC, PETA, Video

Evan Rachel Wood and Mickey Rourke Hook-Up

January 27, 2009 By Crista Webster 2 Comments

I must begin this post with a warning: those with weak stomachs my want to skip this write-up altogether. Actress Evan Rachel Wood, 21, was spotted in a hot and heavy lip-lock with her on-screen father Mickey Rourke, 56, following an after party of the SAG Awards Sunday evening. Barf.

As if she didn’t creep me out enough during the time she spent making out with Marilyn Manson (the two split in December), Wood has now taken the disgusting-train to Repulsive-ville by getting-it-on with Rourke, who spent time playing her dad in the movie, “The Wrestler”.

Via Fox News:

“The two attended Grey Goose’s Official SAG after-party at the Shrine on Sunday evening but were spotted leaving together enroute to the later after party at the Four Seasons Hotel. According to Pop Tarts spies, the actress went upstairs with Rourke when he suddenly grabbed her for a lip-lock in the outside area of the swanky five-star hotel.”

I’m sorry. I need a moment to rinse out my mouth. Thank you.

Rumors that the two hooked-up during filming of “The Wrestler” have been spreading like Pam Anderson’s legs at a photo shoot, but Wood maintains that the two are “just friends.” Note to my friends: don’t expect me to start open-mouth kissing you anytime soon just because celebrities are doing it. Especially my friends that are much older and significantly creepy.

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Filed Under: Awards, Celebrity Couples, Celebrity Gossip, Celebrity Hook Ups, WTF?!? Tagged With: Evan Rachel Wood, Hook Up, Kiss, Make Out, Mickey Rourke, SAG Awards, Sex, The Wrestler

Jolie-Pitt Twins Arrive in Japan- Knox Leon and Vivienne Photos

January 27, 2009 By Crista Webster Leave a Comment

Stop everything!!!! The Jolie-Pitt perfection train has made a stop in Japan and we now have photographic evidence that little Vivienne and Knox Leon are indeed real and, of course, are cute as hell.

For those of you worried about the globe trotting the Jolie-Pitts do with their growing brood, Saint Angelina had this to say:

Via US Weekly:

“Our kids are always packing. They like to pack; it’s a game in our house.”

Pack? Why are they packing? Wouldn’t it be more Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie of them to buy the kids new clothing and toys everywhere they go and then donate it to a local orphanage when they leave? C’mon Jolie-Pitts, when I start outthinking you in the do-gooder department you’ve got problems.

What I want to know is who gets off a plan ride from the United States to Japan and looks this good? Kids included!! I am convinced they have a Star-Trek style teleporter in their house that transports them, the six kids and twelve nannies (give or take) to their chosen destination.

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Filed Under: "Brangelina", Brad Pitt, Celebrity Babies, Celebrity Couples, Celebrity Gossip Tagged With: "Brangelina", Babies, Brad Pitt, Jolie - Pitt family, Jolie Pitt babies, Jolie-Pitt, Knox Leon, Vivienne Jolie Pitt

Colin Farrell & Salma Hayek Hook Up

January 27, 2009 By Holly Stafford 1 Comment

Yes folks. Colin Farrell and Salma Hayek are togther. Well, that is if you are a believer of “Star Magazine.” According to the February 2nd print edition of the magazine, the two have reportedly rekindled the relationship it was assumed they had back in 2004 while shooting the movie “Ask the Dust.” Did ya catch all that? “Star Magazine” goes on to say that the two were seen kissing backstage at the 2009 Golden Globe Awards.

Via Celebitchy per Star Magazine:

“Salma Hayek… and Colin Farrell won most attention-grabbing couple honors at the Golden Globe Awards on Jan. 11! “While they were both backstage, he held her face and kissed her several times,” a source tells Star. “It was very intimate, not like they were pals.”…

“[They] hooked up while shooting Ask The Dust in 2004! “Colin was in love with her but was too screwed up on booze and drugs to make a good boyfriend to her,” reveals another source. “Now that he’s sober, their chances are so much better.”
Although Colin did deny the rumors of the hook-up in 2004, he did admit to doing a little sexy naked dance for her on set to ease her fears for their love scene, even though he wasn’t required to strip down but did so out of solidarity. Lucky gal! Following the wrapping of the movie, Colin also gave Salma a rare first edition of the novel the film was based on as a gift. It is rumored that Salma is back together with her ex fiance, billionaire François-Henri Pinault. The two share a daughter together, 16 month old Valentina Paloma. At an appearance on “The Late Show” a few weeks ago, Salma was pressed by David Letterman about any potential wedding plans. Her response? “I don’t know, maybe, but then again, maybe not.” Colin was last known to be dating British novelist Emma Forrest. He tends to keep his personal life out of the public eye so its hard to tell if the duo are still together. Sexy Colin Farrell… Beautiful Salma Hayek… Thats a recipe for making beautiful babies right there!

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Filed Under: Celebrity Couples, Celebrity Gossip, Colin Farrell, Golden Globes, Salma Hayek Tagged With: Collin Farrell, Dating, Golden Globes, Hook Up, Love, Salma Hayek, Sex, The Late Show

America Ferrera Joins “New Moon”? UPDATED

January 26, 2009 By Crista Webster 7 Comments

First Vanessa Hudgens is in, then she’s out. Next Dakota Fanning is offered a role outright. Now, “Ugly Betty” star America Ferrera reveals that she may also be jumping onto the “Twilight” bandwagon. The actress admitted on her blog that she auditioned for the role of Emily in the “Twilight” follow-up “New Moon”.

Ferrera states via Crazy Days and Nights:

“I got to audition for ‘New Moon’ today! For the role of Emily. The casting director, you fans of the book will be glad to know, has read the books and loves them. And you can tell. His direction was spot on for the character. I loved the books. I would so love to be in the movie!!!”

For the few men who may be reading this, Emily Young is the fiancée (and imprinting victim) to Sam Uley-the leader of the La Push werewolves. She’s also the second cousin of Leah Clearwater, the role Vanessa Hudgens was once rumored to be up for.

I don’t know about you other Twi-hards out there, but this is starting to get on my nerves. I think I liked it more when the movie was full of no one I had ever heard of and Peter Facinelli (no one forgets Mike Dexter).

*UPDATE- It appears that this might be the wrong America after the role of Emily. Word is that it was a girl named America Young that is up for the role. She is a friend of the “Crazy Days and Nights” Editor and apparently the originator of this story (Celebuzz) got the two America’s mixed up. (Thanks to Steph)

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Filed Under: "Twilight Saga News", Celebrity Gossip, Celebrity Quotes, Movies, Vanessa Hudgens Tagged With: America Ferrera, Dakota Fanning, New Moon, Peter Facinelli, Twilight, Vanessa Hudgens

ABC Fires “Ugly Betty”

January 26, 2009 By Crista Webster Leave a Comment

I don’t know about all of you, but I love the show “Ugly Betty”. Well, I should say I loved the show “Ugly Betty” the first and only season I ever watched it. Turns out, most people are like me and have decided to flip over to NBC to spend Thursday nights yucking it up with Tina Fey and company on “30 Rock.”

ABC announced today their plans to bench the show beginning March 26. The show will be replaced with the Christina Applegate show “Samantha Who?” and the new Megan Mulally/Cheryl Hines (aka Karen Walker/Larry David’s wife on “Curb Your Enthusiasm”) comedy “In the Mother hood”.

The dozen or so of you who still watch “Betty” need not to worry. ABC also announced plans for the show’s return.

ABC statement via EW:

“Ugly Betty will return to Thursday nights at 8:00 p.m. following the run of In the Motherhood and Samantha Who?”

If Samantha and Motherhood don’t tank (let’s not hold our breath), this means that Betty won’t return until sometime in June, after the end of the regular viewing season. The network is stating that this move has been created to not only help launch the new comedy but also to have Betty return sans reruns.

Uh-huh. Sure. It’s a good thing America Ferrera has her “Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants” cash to fall back on. But what about the rest of the cast? Time to warm-up those vocal chords Vanessa Williams.

Filed Under: Celebrity Gossip, Television Tagged With: ABC, America Ferrera, Ugly Betty, Vanessa Williams

Robert Pattinson Singing ‘I am Broken’ – Video

January 26, 2009 By Cara Harrington 4 Comments

Here we have Sparklepants serenading us with the song “I am Broken” in what I am guessing is a pub. Robert Pattinson is known for his penchant for pubs and singing at open mic nights which subsequently have women everywhere panting over every open mic night bars in London. Is it weird I find his talent for music stronger than his acting skills? This is simply gratuitous and has no real news value so here is a bit of trivia….

Who is his self proclaimed acting “role model” ????

The Answer is after the Fold (Click Read More…) Below

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