Taylor Lautner Looking for a Girlfriend

I am sure the “Twilight” won’t have too much trouble in looking for a lady to play his heartstrings. After fighting for his role as Jacob Black for the second installment of the vampire saga, Taylor has been practically living at the gym. He has been packing on the pounds to morph his body to fit the bill as the uber toned werewolf for “New Moon“. While he has been working every inch of his body into perfection Taylor Lautner told admitted he is looking for a girlfriend.

J-14 Via My Park Mag:

“I look for someone honest, loyal and someone who can be a dork. I don’t want anybody too uptight and trying to impress me. If they’re just a dork and really outgoing and fun, then that works for me. “

Any takers?

Gwyneth Paltrow Topless – Photos

Before he became the newest rap sensation, Joaquin Pheonix was just another working actor. His next film “Two Lovers,” which is due out in March, pairs the Grizzlie Adams look-a-like with everyone’s favorite American yawn, I mean actress, Gwyneth Paltrow.

In the movie, Joaquin’s character Leonard moves in with his parents and then spends his time peeping on an all too willing Paltrow who lives nearby. The controversy, if you can call it that, surrounding this movie is that Gwynnie Pooh exposes her bosom during a phone sex scene with Phoenix. Ooohhh! How naughty.

Via The Sun:

“[Gwyneth’s character] attempts to lure Leonard with some saucy antics, including phone sex and another scene of red hot bedroom action.”

Wait a second!! Phone sex? Red hot bedroom action? Gwyneth Paltrow’s boob? I suddenly feel like I am back in college. Honestly, Paltrow’s boobs are so ten years ago. I guess I should count my blessings; there is no mention of Joaquin Phoenix being topless in the film.

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Michelle Obama’s Jason Wu Ball Dress – Photos and Video

Being First Lady sure has its perks. Just ask Michelle Obama, who celebrated her husband Barack Obama’s Inauguration at the Commander in Chief Ball in a gorgeous white, one-shouldered Ivory chiffon Jason Wu gown. The many-layered dress had a one-shoulder strap and was flecked with organza flowers and crystals. “I have the special honor of being the guy who accompanied Michelle Obama to the ball.” President Obama told the miltary guests at the ball.

Per Us Magazine via The Dallas Morning News:

“(Michelle’s choice) is a balancing act between being a queen and a commoner,” Carl Sferrazza Anthony, a historian who’s written about first ladies, told The Dallas Morning News. “The inaugural gown is a metaphor for the first lady role. They reflect around the world an image of our country.”

Meanwhile, the president’s choice of attire was a custom tuxedo made by Chicago-based designer Hart Schaffner Marx. It has been said that President Obama hasn’t purchased a tux in 15 years.

Images Via: Trend Spotter

Paris Hilton Sex Tape 2.0 – Six Degrees of Paris Hilton

Dumb crab encrusted ho didn’t learn her lesson the first time around. It is being reported that Paris Hilton has ANOTHER sex tape floating around.

A book by Mark Ebner insists that more footage of Hilton having sex in a taxi in New York is out there. “Six Degrees of Paris Hilton” centers around Hollywood scandals that all trace back to Hilton. From Joe Francis’ ordeal of being taken hostage by Darnell Riley linked to Mickey Rourke and Rick Salomon. If you recall, Rick was the one who sold the first Paris sex tape.

After a recent break in, I just new another sex tape would surface. The Sun reports of the details of the tape came about:

“Darnell claims he bought 14 hours of video of Hilton from two “Russian kids” who had stolen it when they broke into her home.

However, he might not be the most reliable of sources. Darnell is currently serving time in prison for trying to blackmail Francis.”

That girl’s vagina is on a global outreach program. The book is due out next month in case you are super interested in list of people left in the wake Paris Hilton’s herpes bus.

Britney Spears Book Deal – Plus ‘Circus’ Rehearsal Photos

That’s right y’all! The Princess of Hot Mess is writing a book. K-Mart can’t wait.

Britney Spears has signed a deal to write a book about her life. For over $14 million dollars Spears will sit down and share the info on her entire life.

Per Mirror UK:

Our source reveals: “There have been numerous unofficial biographies printed about Britney, but she’s never agreed to pen her own tome – until now. “And some of the stories she’s got are absolute dynamite. She’s kept diaries so there’s nothing she’ll leave out unless she wants to.

“If the deal goes ahead she will write between three and five books throughout the next decade – it’s one of the most lucrative book deals in showbiz history. Britney will talk frankly about growing up and how she went off the rails. It’ll be a gripping read.”

For once I am agreeing with OK! Magazine as well. The rag finds the book deal a little too far fetched. If an autobiography is in the works for her $14 million seems far too high. Spears would have to out sell “Harry Potter-sized numbers” in order to turn a profit.

“That seems ridiculously high for a book deal,” the source tells OK!. “Even though she’s a huge star, that doesn’t mean anyone wants to read an autobiography by her. To make back that much of an advance, the publisher would have to sell Harry Potter-size numbers.”

Good Lord. This is a terrible idea for her. Great for us, because I am sure burning questions like “Does Kevin Federline smile like a combination of wet dogs and Captain Crunch?” or “What is her favorite episode of Hannah Montana?” will all finally be answered.

Images Via: BritneySpears.com

Marcia Cross’s Husband Diagnosed With Cancer

Desperate Housewives” star Marcia Cross’s husband, Tom Mahoney, has been diagnosed with an undisclosed form of cancer. While details are scarce, Marcia’s rep Heidi Slan has said, “He is currently under treatment and is responding very well.” Of their relationship, Cross has credited her own happiness due to her husbands love and support.

Via People:

“I think that beauty comes from being happy and connected to the people we love, and his love makes me feel beautiful.”

The actress, 46, and her stockbroker husband, 50, began dating in early 2005. They happy couple were married in June 2006 and are the parents of 23-month-old fraternal twin daughters, Eden and Savannah. Our hearts and prayers go out to the entire Mahoney and Cross families. We hope for a full recovery for Tom.

Senator Ted Kennedy Seizure UPDATE

As we welcomed President Barack Obama into office, Senator Ted Kennedy collapsed today while enjoying a luncheon at the Captiol’s Statuary Hall. Ted suffered a seizure as paramedics were called just after 2:30 EST. He was in the company of former presidential candidate John Kerry and former vice-president Walter Mondale. The Senator was wheeled out on a stretcher and taken to Washington Hospital Center.

After the incident a moment of silence was reportedly held. Obama also shared his concern…

Via The Australian:

“First of all, I know that while I was out of the room, concern was expressed about Teddy. I would be lying to you if I did not say that right now, a part of me is with him. And I think that’s true for all of us. This is a joyous time. But it’s also a sobering time. And my prayers are with him and his family and Vicki.”

Kennedy was diagnosed with a brain tumor in May and has been battling health issues. I hope nothing but the best for Ted and his family.

-UPDATE-

Per USA Today:

“Sen. Chris Dodd, D-Conn., told USA TODAY’s Ken Dilanian that he spoke with Kennedy before the senator was put in an ambulance. His old friend, Dodd said, told him ” ‘I’ll be OK, I’ll see you later,’ just that kind of chatter.”

Miley Cyrus and Nick Jonas Hug and Make Up – Video

Last night Miley Cyrus and Nick Jonas played nice at the ‘Kids’ Inaugural Ball: We Are the Future’ event. A fan caught the hug on video.

The former Disney couple shared a hug at the celebration of the Inaugural events that took place this afternoon. The Jonas Brother was handing out hugs to everyone on stage

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Miley Cyrus performed “The Climb” at the Ball while Jonas Brothers stuck with the up tempo song that got the crowd on it’s feet. The first daughters, Sasha and Malia Obama, sat front row and danced as the Jonai took the stage.

Click “Read More…” for the Video of the Jonas Brothers Performance at the Kids’ Inaugural Concert.

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Michelle Obama Inaugural Dress

We finally have our new President, Barack Obama, in office and George W. Bush is off to rope some cattle and enjoy Friday Night Tickle Fights with Dick Cheney undisturbed.

Our new First Lady, Michelle Obama, wore Isabel Toldeo’s golden creation. I like her already. She strikes me as the type to rock a bumper sticker that says: “I Roll With Pretty Bitches” or something like that.

Images Via: Getty

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