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Rub-a Dub Dub… Sparklepants is in the tub!
I know at this point I could be writing about the plague of hunger ravaging the world or announce that Brad Pitt has left Angelina Jolie for George Clooney to make sweet, sweet man lovin’ and a total of 3 people would read it. All thanks to the above video of Robert Pattinson naked in a bathtub.
Before you explode tween angst everywhere and launch a crusade to save him from my basement and mandatory sponge baths, I am not holding him captive. This is a scene from Spaklepants’ other movie (yes he is in other films than “Twilight”) “The Haunted Airman”. The made for tv movie is bases on Pattinson’s character who is a flight lieutenant. Do to war wounds he is confined to a wheelchair and has to be washed by an assistant.
How many of you R.Patz Sparklepants ho’s are wishing you were the assistant?
Justin Timberlake’s latest song that features more of falsetto has leaked. “Bigger than the World” leaked to the net.
What do you think? Personally I’d love to see him grab a hold of his testicular fortitude and take on something doesn’t involve singing like a ho. We get it, you have a high upper register.
“Friday the 13th” and “Hannah Montana: The Movie” have released some new production photo’s along with a trailer. Then the the promos for “Fast and Furious” released a full length trailer to wet your speedy cars appetite. Odd combination but somehow “Friday the 13th” and 2 hours of Miley Cyrus seem oddly similar to me.
And although I was hesitant about the new “Friday the 13th” movie, I realized Jared Padalecki was in it. Besides, the teaser trailer for it was pretty good!! I think this might be a good reinvention of a horror movie.
And that’s all well and exciting, but then an R-rated trailer for “I Love You, Man” was released and my life became complete. With the new TV show about male friendship “Bromance,” I am find this movie even more appealing. It stars Paul Rudd as a guy who has no male friend to make his best man. He sets out on quest to find one, setting up a bunch of awkward man-dates. Is it March 20th yet??
And as a parting note, I would simply like to snark about the “Fast and Furious’” tagline: New Model, Original Parts. It’s so cheesy and makes me want to see the movie less, if that’s possible. I mean, Paul Walker’s acting is always sublime, but somehow I might have to wait to rent this.
On January 22nd, 2008 Heath Ledger slipped away and a literal star vanished from this world. A year later friends and co-stars have opened up about the loss of one of Hollywood’s brightest talents. Entertainment Weekly compiled the thoughts of those lucky enough to have worked with Ledger regarding his tragic passing.
On the day he died:
Terry Gilliam “The Brothers Grimm” Director: I was in Vancouver, and there was a computer with a BBC website and it says, ”Heath Ledger found dead.” My immediate response was, ”It’s a f—ing Warner Bros. publicity stunt for the Joker!” We kept looking at the computer thinking it was going to change. But it wouldn’t go away.
Catherine Hardwick “The Lords of Dogtown“ Directo: I was in a van in Oregon scouting a location we shot for “Twilight.” And my phone just exploded. And then you’re just on the ground, weeping. At least I was outside in this beautiful place with the trees and the green and you could just try to connect with his spirit right then.
James Schamus “Brokeback Mountain” Producer : It was one of those ”where were you on the day Kennedy was shot” moments. I called Jake and remember wailing.
Gary Oldman “The Dark Knight” Co-Star: I call it the cosmic s— hammer. Just one of those things. I can’t even say I ever remember seeing Heath smoking. It was a complete shock.
After he was found, disgusting rumors of suicide and drug overdose hit the circuit. An autopsy would later reveal a combination of perscription drugs for depression and insomnia would be the culprit. His coworkers and friends have their own theories on the true downfall of Ledger.
Gilliam: They tried so hard to pin [drug abuse] on him, but they couldn’t because Heath was as clean as you could be. We know about the pills. But he had stopped smoking. Marijuana was no longer in his life, which he had enjoyed a bit. He wasn’t drinking. Nothing. This was a body that had cleansed itself for over a year of anything.
Nicola Pecorini – Cinematographer : He was so solid into keeping clean, it was quite stunning. I really think he died of a broken heart. I know it can sound very romantic, but it’s very tragic. I think that’s what killed him. Separation when there is a kid involved is always very painful, no matter what. And Heath was always very hard on himself. His tendency was always to say, ”What did I do wrong?” He was really bleeding. And I’m pretty sure that all his sleeping problems had nothing to do with work and all to do with Matilda and Michelle.
Steve Alexander CAA Agent: We were making these incredible plans about what was next, career-wise. The day after he died, he was going to meet Steven Spielberg to explore the idea of playing Tom Hayden in a movie about the Chicago 7. This wasn’t a guy who was even for a second thinking about checking out in any way, shape, or form. There’s a moment in The Dark Knight when Heath’s hanging upside down and he says to Batman, ”You and I are destined to do this forever.” It’s a very sad moment. A sequel certainly would have happened. I cringe when I read that he was a tortured soul or a Method actor who couldn’t get out of his own way because he’d played this dark character. It’s just not true.
Pecorini recalled the service held for his friend…
“I remember when we went to the memorial service, most of the people there had nothing to do with Heath. He used to despise most of them, and there was no reason for them to be there. I understand the family wanting to give the ”Hollywood community,” so-called, the opportunity of saying goodbye. But I’m telling you, 85 percent of the people in that room had no right to be there. It was pretty disturbing for me.”
Costar in from “The Dark Knight” sums up what Heath’s reaction to the idea of an Oscar nomination would have been:
“If Heath does get an Oscar nomination, I can just picture him up there, looking down and going, F—!”
Let’s hope that is the case. Oddly enough, the Oscar nominations are due out on the anniversary of Heath’s death.
Really? He’s doing this? Ok…
According to NME Joaquin Phoenix is joining forces with new BFF, Sean Combs aka Puff Daddy aka Diddy, aka P. Diddy, to launch himself into rap. Diddy, Daddy, whatever the hell personality he is today, will produce this adventure. Meanwhile, Casey Affleck will document his experience and turn it into a movie. Joaquin is already scheduled to do a show in Las Vegas.
He recently hung out with Puffy and Casey at an event in Miami looking like the Unibomber. He announced his retirement from acting at a carpeted event to a stunned reporter from Extra. He appeared drunk or high, possibly both. A stunned Casey Affleck also confirmed that he has plans to put out an album.
Worries that he is back on his drug addiction also follow the report of his decision to leave the film world for music. Friends have urged the troubled star to get help and have reached out to him, but find he is unresponsive to their offers.
What is that old cliché? “Match in a gas tank…BOOM BOOM!”
Baby Phat mogul Kimora Lee Simmons and actor Djimon Hounsou are expecting a baby later this year, their first together, claims a source close to the couple to Us magazine. Simmons is already the mother of two daughters with Hip Hop Icon Russell Simmons, 8 year old Ming Lee and 6 year old Aoki Lee. They divorced in 2008 after almost 10 years of marriage. This will be Hounsous’ first child.
Via Harper Bazaar:
“I have a lot of hang-ups in life with men. I’m not very trusting. After my breakup, I thought, ‘I don’t need anything.’”
Hmmm. Obviously she’s had a quick change of heart on that one. After meeting Hounsou in February of 2007 she said she had found someone who has the heart, the soul, and the hotness. Asked if she wanted more kids, Simmons told Us Magazine last September, “I would love to. I practice everyday.” Hounsou brushes off rumors that Kimora is a diva, claiming Kimora has “great family values” and is “the least high maintenance woman” he’s ever dated.
Least high maintenance… really? Apparently he’s never seen this woman without makeup on. Strike that…apparently he has never met this woman.
Celebs Photoshopped Fat Photos – Popbytes
New Breed of Balloon Animals – Bumpshack
Boy George Jail Time – Celebitchy
Kimora Lee is Knocked Up….Poor Kid – Stupid Celebrities
Jonas Brothers Talk Family – Gossip Teen
Nick Nolte Pays for Your Prada – Celebrity Smack
Nicky Hilton Giant Bag – O – Trash – Backseat Cuddler
Salma Hayek Needs Some Zzzz’s – Knocked Up Celebs
Joshua Jackson Out Hots Chace Crawford – Ten Gossip
So there is supposedly a nude photo of Katy Perry floating around the net right now. Someone who looks remarkable similar to the “I Kissed a Girl” singer took a naked picture of herself and leaked it claiming to be Katy. However she is a rather grungy bathroom. Not exactly what I picture someone with money to shower in. Then again I envision golden toilets in rich people’s bathrooms.
Also a man’s razor is in her toothbrush holder. Is it wrong that is what I find most alarming about this photo?
This NSFW Nude Photo of Katy Perry is After the Cut – Click “Read More…”
An old friend of actor Brad Pitt has said the “Curious Case of Benjamin Button” star was once a fan of smoking pot. Craig Z. Rudin, who used to run “2000 BC,” a drug paraphernalia shop Pitt once frequented, said it was no secret Brad liked to smoke pot. According to Rudin, he was such a fan of drug culture that he gave the crew of one of his films decorative bongs he’d bought from “2000 BC” as gifts.
Per Americas Globe Tabloid Via Female First:
“He was so open and honest about it. It seemed to me all he wanted to do was smoke weed, make movies, and go to the beach.
He’d come into the shop all the time. He came in once and was excited about smoking with one of his very big-name co-stars. ‘We blaze every day in his trailer’ Brad boasted.”
Now running for the post of Mayor of Los Angeles, the marijuana advocate Rudin claims that Pitt also brought ex-squeeze Gwyneth Paltrow into his store, but the actress was definitely not impressed.
A longtime pal of Pitt’s tells the Globe that the now responsible father of six is much “clearer” now he’s given up the habit and that his whole life has changed since he stopped smoking pot. Pitt, who was once spotted wearing a T-shirt with ‘I live for hemp’ written on it, and a sweater with a large marijuana leaf printed on it, recently revealed he no longer smokes anything, including cigarettes.
Anything Pitt’s done I am sure Angelina Jolie trumps. I am sure she could snort him under the table.
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