Ed McMahon Dying!?!

Our hearts, as little and cold as they may be, are going out to Ed McMahon. The former front man for Publishers Clearing House and Johnny Carson’s sidekick has fallen very ill. He is combating bone cancer, pneumonia and other undisclosed medical issues.

Ed is 85 years old and according to TMZ is currently fighting for his life. He has been in the hospital for over a month and is currently in intensive care.

“We’ve just learned Ed is in the ICU and his condition is “extremely serious.” As one person close to him put it — “It’s not great, to say the least.”

Let’s hope for the best for McMahon.

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Jake Gyllenhaal to Make Hairy Beast Musical Magic

I will be weeping myself to sleep tonight as I finally throw in the towel on Jake Gyllenhaal. He is doing his first musical.

Because no one in Hollywood can come up with original material, New Line Cinema is busting out a silver screen version of the Broadway musical, “Damn Yankees.” According to Variety, Gyllenhaal will star in the film as Joe Boyd, a Yankees fan who sells his soul to the devil in order to help the team win the world series. Jim Carrey is said to be the cast as Satan in this train wreck.

I hate to give up on my long and impure crush on him, but I am pretty sure he is a People magazine cover away from revealing that Reese Witherspoon is just his hag and he is in love with Jordan Knight. Looks like I will have to wait for Jonathan Rhys Meyers to get out of rehab and comfort me.

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Robert Pattinson and Hugh Jackman Duet

Believe or not this one is true. No, the two aren’t cranking out a CD. They were doing karaoke.

So here is the story. Robert Pattinson was in Tokyo pimping “Twilight” while Hugh Jackman was there to do promos for the “Australia” premiere. While indulging in some free time, Hugh ran into Sparklepants at a bar (big surprise). They ended up doing karaoke along with the rest of the cast of the vampire saga.

Via E! News:

“Jackman’s rep confirms my exclusive Tokyo scoop. “Hugh was there celebrating completion of his promo tour for Australia with director Baz Luhrmann and friends and the fact that the film is just going over $200 million box-office worldwide!” the rep tells me. “About 1a.m., the cast of Twilight came in and they all joined in.”

Taylor Lautner and Kristen Stewart singing show tunes with Edward Cullen and Wolverine sounds like an acid trip. However, I would have paid cold hard cash to see Pattinson and Jackman in matching gold lame pants and singing “Love Shack.”

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Tom Brady & Gisele Bundchen say “I Do”

Sorry Ladies! Looks like New England Patriots starting quarterback Tom Brady is off the market! He and supermodel Gisele Bündchen got married in a small, private ceremony in Santa Monica on Thursday just before 6 p.m. The couple have been dating since 2006. The ceremony began at dark and included mostly immediate family, including Tom’s 1 1/2 year old son John Edward Thomas Moynahan he has with ex girlfriend Bridget Moynahan. A pal close to the couple told Us Bundchen and Brady are perfect together.

Per People:

“She’s definitely ‘The One,’” the source said. “She really makes him comfortable and just happy.”

The bride wore a form-fitting ivory lace strapless gown with a trumpet skirt, scalloped edges, long train and a floor-length veil with attached handmade satin roses and attached satin headband, all by Dolce and Gabbana. Who wants to bet that she looked absolutely freaking beautiful in the dress? Her three dogs were also in attendance, and wore matching Dolce and Gabbana floral lace collars. After the wedding, they had a small gathering at their home. Brady’s wedding band was visible upon leaving the church, while Bundchen carried her new stepson to the car. Engagement rumors began to run rampant about the couple late last year, with both of them strongly denying them.

Via Us Magazine:

“Someone deduced I was getting engaged…I don’t know how people are so creative,” Bundchen told Brazilian magazine “Caras Gi” last month after receiving over 100 e-mails from pals asking about the engagement.

Despite Gisele’s attempts to stop the rumors of their engagement just last month, the Patriots star and the Brazilian supermodel are now officially the hottest couple in the world. Brad and Angelina – now its your turn to step up if you want to regain that title!

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Drew Barrymore to Direct Third “Twilight” Film: “Eclipse”

As The Dame reported to you last week, “New Moon” director, Chris Weitz will not direct the third “Twilight” film “Eclipse” due to time constraints (i.e. Summit Entertainment is pushing hard for the third movie to be released during the prime summer 2010 season against such films as “The Avengers” and the final “Harry Potter” film).

Summit announced today that they are already talking to a select group of directors to take control of “Eclipse” and one of those people is actress turned director (and former rehab star) Drew Barrymore.

Via EW.com:

“While this news may come as a surprise to some, Barrymore did just finish work on her directorial debut, ‘Whip It!’ starring Ellen Page.”

Choosing Drew is a bad choice on behalf of Summit. Not only does Barrymore only have the one film under her director’s belt, but “Whip It” is a movie about women in a Roller Derby, not even close to vampire armies and werewolves that will require use of CGI and other special effects. Perhaps she should stick to her day job of starring in chick-flicks and peddling Cover Girl mascara to the masses.

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American Idol Catfight?!

I was saying it was only going to be a matter of time that Paula Abdul would stop being supportive of Kara DioGuardi. Ok, maybe not aloud to anyone, but I thought it! Thank you New York Post for this little nugget! Of course, it isn’t personal, according to Abdul, it’s like all business!

“Kara and I have known each other for years and we get along great, but we tried four judges before and it doesn’t work. It takes up so much time for each of us to give our opinion that it slows down the pace of the show.”

I know that during the episodes when celebrity judges were on I was all “Hurry UP!”. I would like to thank Paula for bringing this issue to light. I was afraid it might carry on past this season. And what is Idol going to do this season when those celebrity judges come back and there are five of them? How badly will the flow be disrupted then?

And I think DioGuardi was the bigger person in her response to what Abdul said:

“Paula has a right to her opinions, but I was disappointed by her comments, and hurt that she did not address them to me in person.”

My hope is that Paula will fire back with something incoherent and hopefully drug-induced.

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Jonathan Rhys Meyers Back in Rehab

He isn’t exactly shy about having a penchant for alcohol. The self proclaimed booze hound from “The Tudors” is back in rehab.

Jonathan Rhys Meyers decided to check himself into facility in England to get help for his addiction. This is his third attempt at drying up. His first try at sobriety was back in 2005 where he was in and out of Promises in Malibu. Most recently he attempted at treatment in April of 2007. That failed as he was arrested in November of 2007 in Dublin with charges of being “drunk and in breach of the peace.”

Recently at the Golden Globes he was seen beyond tipsy after celebrating the night at Ranch Bar on the sunset strip. He was helped out by directer Jim Sherridan at the end of the night. He also missed out on celebrating his show’s accolades at the IFTAS in Ireland. “The Tudors” won a total of 10 awards. Meyers didn’t show up. This could be due to the fact he spotted buying a bottle of vodka the night before.

Per Contact Music:

“I didn’t start drinking until I was 25. Since then I’ve been drunk maybe a dozen and a half times. When I do I’m like Bambi. I’m all over the place, hopeless, like a 16-year-old kid. People notice.”

I adore this man. I hope he gets better soon. He can seek solace in my bosom and I promise to hide the liquor.

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Celebrity High School Photos

Take a peek at some celebrity high school photos! Can you tell who’s who? Click the thumbnails for a larger image and their name.

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Completely “Lost” Recap: “The Life and Death of Jeremy Bentham”

Once or twice every season, an episode of “Lost” totally blows me away. “The Life and Death of Jeremy Bentham” did just that. I am not sure if I liked is so much because the past episodes have been a little blah, or because I relish all episodes that focus on Locke, or maybe, just maybe, it was THAT good. I don’t know how anyone else felt about it (I try not to read any other write-ups before doing this one so I can claim all ideas and theories as my own), but I LOVED this week’s episode.

Time Warp

We started off this week with a newbie digging around in a hatch on the island. We learn that this man is Caesar, who we saw boarding the doomed Agira flight 316 last week. In the hatch he finds some maps we have already seen and a sawed-off shot gun (how did our Losties miss that?).

His hatch looting is interrupted by Ilana, the federal marshal who was, for some reason, transporting Sayid to Guam. When she asks what Caesar has put in his bag, he throws her a flashlight and neglects to tell her about the gun. Surely, this will be important at a later stage.

Ilana tells Caesar that a mysterious man has joined their group and that he wasn’t on the plane. They find the man on the beach and, of course, it is none other than John Locke complete with the same hoodie worn by the Emperor in Star Wars. This may seem strange, but characters on this show seem to wear hoods at very strange moments: Charlie would often wear the hood up on his sweatshirt when he was committing or about to commit dark acts (like stealing the smack from the drug –plane). Eloise Hawking walked around in a hooded cloak to add to her creepiness, and now we have Locke wearing a similar hooded cloak as he reveals himself to the other passengers. I know he wasn’t wearing that cloak of despair when Jack closed the coffin on his before heading off to Guam, so where did it come from? I am sure a lot of people will assume the hood represents death (think Grim Reaper). This is a good assumption: Charlie is dead, Locke is dead (technically), but what about Eloise? Does anyone remember anyone else wearing hoods? Am I losing my mind? Wait, don’t answer that last one, please.

Here’s my first WTF? moment of the show: Did anyone else notice the survivors in the background as Ilana and Caesar walked to Locke on the beach? I am positive that Sayid was there, mixed in with the survivors. The camera never focused on him, but it sure did look like my favorite super-spy ninja capable of breaking necks with his feet.

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New Moon Casting News

It’s not the major news, like who is going to play Leah Clearwater or anything like that, but still! The auditions that just occurred in Canada appear to be fruitful! According to Carrier Talent Management, one of their own has been cast in “New Moon“. His name is Bronson Pelletier, and apparently has a lead role:

Congratulations to BRONSON who scores a lead role in the highly anticipated “Twilight” feature film sequel “New Moon”. It’s rumored he will be co-staring with Dakota Fanning.

What lead role does someone have from First Nations descent that would act with Dakota Fanning? And is it even confirmed yet that Dakota is attached to the film? Pre-emptive much??

Pelletier has starred in many Canadian hits like “RenegadePress.com” and my personal favorite “Dinosapian”. LMAO! DINOSAPIAN! Oh Canadian televison shows, this might be the reason why I have never watched you. Not even “Degrassi” or “Corner Gas”. But I digress. Pelletier has even been nominated for award for his work, in 2007 he was nominated for a “Gemini Award” for Best Performance in a Children’s or Youth Program or Series. Thank goodness it was that and not Dinosapian!

Ok, I just found a trailer for Dinosapian–please watch and mock with me. The graphics are disturbingly horrific. Although Pelletier’s acting in it was stellar ;) *cries with laugher*