If you are like me (and you should be, because I am pretty awesome), then you love Ricky Gervais. Not only is he the brilliant mind behind the American version of “The Office,” but he also spearheaded the hilarious HBO show, “Extras” after demonstrating he ended the run of the UK version of “The Office” (which, in my opinion, was even funnier than our version here in the states).
Ricky has now taken to his official blog to issue a letter to our new President Barak Obama. In the letter, Ricky reveals his disgust of the fact that Paris Hilton is currently residing in his London neighborhood while shooting her show “Paris Hilton’s British Best Friend” for ITV2.
In his letter, he proposes a ‘trade’ with our new Prez:
“Mr. President. We are not stupid. This is clearly a retaliatory strike for Posh Spice moving to LA. I know it, and you know it, so let’s cut the ‘it’s a free country’ nonsense and come to some agreement. I propose an exchange.”
Gervais continues the hilarity by suggesting him and Obama set Hilton and Beckham up in New York and switch their limos thus returning both to their native countries.
On behalf of all Americans I would like to say that we do not accept this request Mr. Gervais. You can keep Paris until she finds her best friend, or until the entire British population ends up at the free clinic getting treated for crabs. Whichever comes first. My money is on the crabs.
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Dear Mr President,
Firstly, congratulations on your historic win. I have never been so behind a candidate for what must be considered the boss of the world.
You seem to be a man of grace and integrity, who would never shirk responsibility in any way.
I’ll get to the point.
As I’m sure you are aware, one of your flock has strayed. A Miss Paris Hilton, who is, I believe, a resident of Beverley Hills, is in England doing a reality game show for ITV2 called Paris Hilton’s British Best Friend. Fine. I have no problem with that. I don’t have to watch. But now it has come to my attention that she has bought a house in North London a few miles from me, and is out and about ingratiating herself with the Great British public.
Mr President. We are not stupid. This is clearly a retaliatory strike for Posh Spice moving to LA. I know it, and you know it, so let’s cut the “it’s a free country” nonsense and come to some agreement.
I propose an exchange.
This is how it would work. We call them both and tell them that we’ve found a giant “paparazzi nest”, in New York say. (half way home for both of them already)
At first they may be confused that they’d never heard of such a thing before, but the thought of that many photographers in one place will be irresistible.
Once we get them there, while they are having their photos taken (we will have hire a few guys with cameras to make it look good) we will swap their limos around. It’s fool proof.
This is a covert operation of which Mr Gordon Brown knows nothing. (I’ve got him working on finding a synthetic fur for The Queen’s guards’ bearskin hats.)
Have your people call my people. They may have to call a few times as my people are useless to be honest.
Thank you,
Ricky Gervais
You ARE oretty awesome. And NO, Paris is never allowed back. We obviously won in that trade.