Madonna Will Not Star In “New Moon”
Phew! All “Twilight” fans and Madonna haters can breathe a big sigh of relief. I haven’t been able to sleep since the Dame posted the story about the possibility of Madonna taking on a role in the “Twilight” sequel “New Moon”, but now I can rest easy-she is out!
Despite the extensive rumors circulating the internet that Madonna wanted a part in the film and was using her manager and “New Moon” producer, Guy Oseary to get one, a source close to Summit Entertainment (exactly how does someone become a “source”, I wonder?) has set the record straight to Entertainment Weekly.
Via EW.com:
“Summit Entertainment, the studio behind the movie series, has no plans to cast the pop star and sometime actor in “New Moon”. However, because Madonna’s manager, Guy Oseary, is a producer on the project, there is some talk of her providing songs for the sequel.”
Personally, I don’t want her or her 4-foot vagina anywhere near the film. I can already envision some grainy music video she’ll release starring her and a greased-up Robert Pattison. Wait, I think that was just my dream last night.
Not to worry about that either. The “source” also stated that talks to have Madonna on the soundtrack are still in the “…that’d be cool” stage. Apparently this “source” and I have very different definitions of the word cool. You know what I think is cool? Not having to see that old hag in “New Moon”. That’s what’s cool.
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Brandee February 21st, 2009 at 3:22 am
WTH? First of all, that pic of her is hideous! Secondly, YAY! What kind of role did she think she could play? As I recall, there are no whores, or 4 ft vaginas in these books. Third, I really don’t think she can offer any sort of music which would be beneficial to the movie. Personally, I think they should check out some Keane from Under the Iron Sea, or a particular Duran Duran song which would suit Bella’s mentality in this book…”Ordinary World”.