Dear Debra Messing,
Unless you are a bride, royalty or Elton John…don’t even try and rock a tiara.
P.S.
“The Starter Wife” sucked and that ho you kicked off first class last year for an extra seat for your ego was me. I hope that one day you will be thrown into coach and be forced to sit next to a child who is oozing boogers and poop in a karmic retaliation.
Signed,
The Dame






Dame, don’t forget 8th grade girls wear tiaras on their birthdays while at school to show everyone how cool they are. Was it the “Mess’” birthday?
This is true. I forgot about the 8th graders.