Robert Pattinson Shows Us His Nipple Candy-Photos

So I was sitting at home, minding my own business when I happened upon these photos of Robert Pattinson leaving the optometrist yesterday in LA. What? No, I wasn’t searching fan sites looking for pictures of him! Are you serious? I mean, I am a grown woman with things to do and…OK. I was searching the internet for pictures of him.

Though there is really no “news” attached to these pictures, I would like to speculate that Sparklepants was visiting the eye doctor to get fitted for some lovely topaz tinted contact lenses he will need in a few weeks.

I also need to get some swooning off my chest here. The boy is hot. Pure hot. I think my pants are on fire. For those of you who were worried that his hair wouldn’t be back to ‘Edward ‘ status by time filming of “New Moon” started, you can see now that the worrying was all for not. His hair is back in shape and even looks a little on the clean side (I am sure that mean old manager of his, Nick Frenkel, is making him stay clean for the Oscars).

If you look at some of the pics closely, you will see that Robert tore the sleeves off his plaid shirt thus not protecting him from what appears to be a chilly February day in California (wink, wink). Thank you for that Mother Nature. Thank you. I love a little Sparklepants nipple candy in the afternoon.

Now that I have done the dirty work for those of you with harsher computer restrictions in the workplace than me, please feel free to enjoy them.

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Images Via: RPF.com

Comments

  1. Holly says:

    LMAO – you crack me up Crista!

  2. Thanks Holly! I hope you are enjoying the pictures.

  3. michelle says:

    oh so very nice to wake up in the land of down under and see Rob looking so fine! Actually, it does look like he’s, *gasp* styled his hair! OMG! Oh and thank you to God for making the wind blow his over-shirt back. hmmmmm…

  4. It took all I had not to reach my finder up to the computer screen & give it a rub!

  5. Xine says:

    LOL!!! I like his hair–and am glad he is being forced to shower. And his nipples are quite extraordinary to boot. Thanks for making my day brighter! It is almost my birthday, so you picked a good time to give me some Sparklepants presents!!

  6. michelle says:

    Can you picture him clean-shaven with that hair, in a tux? whoops! my heart stopped for a moment then! arghhhh.. seriously, i’m a bit old for all of this!

  7. Joy says:

    Crista, you are amazing. Nobody posts info about RP like you do…I mean, “nipple candy!” Keep it up, girl – I’m lovin’ it!!

  8. Brandee says:

    I have two words for you…YUM-MY. Can a picture of someone who is fully clothed be considered porn? Because this man seriously makes me have unclean thoughts! I’m so glad I’m not the only “dirty old lady” drooling here! Thanks for making my day, Hollywood Dame…I think I love you!

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