This mess was given a microphone at the Oscars Red Carpet? They might as well have had the Trash Heap from Fraggle Rock up there. She was said to be drunk too. Joey Fatone was co-hosting the pre-show and made a few comments on her behavior. (I missed their commentary as I was infatuated with Tim Gunn.) Lisa Rinna was asking where she was at and trying to show all the celebs her new butterfly tattoo.
(Ok…so the butterfly tat is just an assumption.) Above the usual look of two slightly deflated bike tires she is sporting instead of lips, her hair was out of control. Grandma Yetta circa “The Nanny” couldn’t get that kind of height with 50 cans of Aqua Net.






They must be pretty hard up for reporters to choose her! Hell, on a bad day, I don’t look that bad. Next time, they should give me a call.
The fact that she got to smell Robert Pattinson’s man-ness bothers me more than it should. The Trash Heap has spoken…nah!
Lis Rinna is a LESSON hard learned for every woman who would ever even imagine getting plastic surgery and/or altering your lips! Get her ugly horrible dopey face off the airwaves NOW! The most frightening face since Joan Rivers or that CAT WOMEN Freak or geez… can we name names!