Michael Phelps Dropped by Sponsor, Supsended from Competeing – UPDATED

Michael Phelps is one bad, bad butterface. The gold medal emblazoned king of the pool fell from grace once again after being photographed using a bong (not the beer kind, the marijuana kind.) See the Phelps Bong Photo HERE.

The photos hit the net and proved to be damaging to his career. He has been dropped by Kellogg and will no longer be featured on cereal boxes which means no paycheck from them. Furthering the dent in his funding, he has also been banned for three months by USA Swimming. They also cut his financial support for 3 months starting now.

USA Swimming Via People:

“This is not a situation where any anti-doping rule was violated, but we decided to send a strong message to Michael because he disappointed so many people, particularly the hundreds of thousands of USA Swimming member kids who look up to him as a role model and a hero.”

That means he has lost a $1,750 monthly stipend along with any performance bonuses. I am sure the loss of his Kellogg deal will create a deeper cut in his funds. Currently he still has other endorsement deals with Speedo and a few others. All for smoking weed. However, it could be worse. His last Olympic efforts could have been taking away.

So lets hope he keeps Frank the Tank in the basement until he has completed his last chase for gold. It seems like hypocracy on Tony the Tiger’s part. I am mean, Frosted Flakes is pretty much like crack for kids.

UPDATE: Looks like Phelps is also loosing his Subway deal. Buzz Newsroom reports:

“Subway has officially de-linked Michael Phelps as they prepare to drop his recently announced sponsorship deal. Before Michael’s bong hits hit the headlines, Michael Phelps was featured on the Subway web site. However, since the swimmer’s pothead scandal, Subway has removed all links to pages featuring the Olympic swimmer.

Our insider told us Subway execs are pissed off, talking to legal, want their endorsement money returned — and to “get rid of this embarrassment.”

Robert Pattinson Discusses Drinking In LA

As if Robert Pattinson couldn’t get any hotter, the British actor has managed to take my breath away once again-by admitting he thinks there is nothing wrong with drinking. Rob, you’re a man after my own martini glass.

In an interview with YOU Magazine, Rob voiced his uncertainty about the culture of Los Angeles in relation to his penchant to tie one on regularly.

YOU Magazine Via My Park:

“I guess a lot of the British guys who come to LA get very much into the workout thing. There isn’t really like a pub thing in LA. It’s just a very different culture. I think people from LA don’t really understand how it’s such a normal thing to be in pubs from a very young age in London. People just think it’s so strange. Like drinking has such a stigma attached to it here. I have never really understood it. It seems so normal to me.”

It’s normal to me to R.Pattz. In fact, I think I will start today with a pint of Guinness in your honor.

As the Dame reported (see that video of him singing HERE), Sparklepants has been in the London area since shortly before Christmas doing his own pub circuit tour and participating in various open-mic nights much to the enjoyment of all the British skanks.

Hmmm…he would rather get drunk than go to the gym? This is the start of something beautiful.

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Completely ‘Lost’ -Recap

Well Lost fans, we have been treated with our first yawn-worthy episode of “Lost” this season. To be honest, I had a feeling this one wasn’t going to be too entertaining. I knew that the story would center around Aaron and that meant focusing on those off the island which, let’s just admit, Los Angeles is not nearly as cool as a time-shifting island in the South Pacific.

However, before I begin, I must tell you a quick story. When I saw the title of this week’s episode, “The Little Prince,” I was reminded of a children’s story I read an exert of while I was in college (yea, I went to college! I know, it’s crazy!). “The Little Prince” is a French children’s book. I haven’t read it in its entirety, and (to be truthful) I didn’t really pay much attention to the part we did read while I was in college (I was focused on more important things, like tailgating and obtaining fake-ids). What I do remember is that the story was about a pilot and a boy (the Little Prince) who were stranded in a desert after a plane crash. You find out that the Little Prince actually lived on a meteor (stay with me on this one), where he befriended a rose (yes, the flower). He loved the rose and took care of it, but the rose started to manipulate him and was very needy so The Little Prince left the meteor and the rose. He skipped around the universe until he ended up on Earth where he realized how much he loved the rose and needs the rose, but now he doesn’t know how to get back to the meteor. Sound familiar? The Little Prince also ends up getting information about how to return to the meteor from a snake. Sound a little like Ben?

Now that I have made my parents happy by showing them that their money was somewhat well spent, let’s begin the rant.

Blister In The Sun

This week’s episode begins with us learning why Kate decided to pass Aaron off as her own. She loves him, she’s lost everyone (including Sawyer), she can’t bear to lose him as well. Why this was so hotly debated on the internet over the last week, I have no idea. Did anyone really think the other five would think foster care was where Aaron should go?

And now we’re back to what we can only presume is the present (and who knows anymore) and Kate is borrowing one of Sun’s power suits to go meet with the creepy lawyers who have demanded Aaron’s blood. Kate decides to leave Aaron with her good friend Sun while she takes care of business. Um, Kate. You are usually so perceptive, so why haven’t you noticed the fact that Sun has gone rogue? Sun looks like she’s going to snap at any moment and go Christian Bale crazy on someone. But she leaves just as Sun receives a box of Godiva Chocolates and a gun she plans to use to kill Ben. So much for getting your guns a Kmart, apparently, you can get them delivered right to your hotel room now.

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‘Sex and the City’ Sequel Confirmed!

For all you fans of SATC you can scream in delight as it has FINALLY been confirmed that a sequel to the “Sex and the City” film is going to happen. Currently, Michael Patrcik King is penning a script and has all the ladies signed.

Via E! Online:

“SATC writer-director Michael Patrick King confirms the scoop! In an exclusive statement, King says, “I’m very excited to work with these amazing actresses again and would love to give everyone more information about the sequel…but I’m busy with my ‘Sex’ life.”

Sarah Jessica Parker, Cynthia Nixon, Kim Cattrall and Kristin Davis—and writer-director Michael Patrick King have signed on officially and the ink is barely dry. The deal was reportedly finalized yesterday afternoon.

So mark your calendars for a summer 2010 release date.

Jonathan Knight’s Gay Lover Tells All

GASP! The shy guy from “New Kids on the Block” is gay.

Anyway, a story from Jonathan Knight’s gay lover plus photos of them kissing has surfaced. The February 16th edition spills the story from his former Brazilian model lover. (Why are the always Brazilian?) Kyle Wilker sold his torrid tale of his love affair with Jordan to The National Enquirer.

Per National Enquirer Via Boy Culture:

“He’s a regular guy. I call him a straight guy who happens to be gay.” Kyle Wilker, 27, tells the rag Jonathan realized he “preferred guys to girls” after dating Tiffany. (Sorry, Tiff. Ouch.) “We had a wonderful relationship. I was in love with him and I believe he was in love with me.”

Wait…that’s it? Didn’t we already know this? He was the Lance Bass equivalent in NKOTB. I mean I totally professed my undying love to his poster and even carried around the doll version of him when I was 9, but it’s pretty obvious now. I say good for you Jonathan. Now you can go on “Dancing With the Stars” and rock mesh tops on a daily basis.

Hilary Duff Dumber Than We Thought – Video

The latest in the Hilary Duff and Faye Dunaway squabble, Duff acts like the child she is and really digs into Dunaway, insinuating she basically has no fans and is unattractive! This is the best celebrity squabble I have seen in a long time.

On “E’s Daily 10″ Duff says:

“I think that my fans that are gonna go see the movie don’t even know who she is…. I think it was a little unnecessary, but I might be mad if I looked like that now, too.”

Snap!!! Could you be a little bit more catty? No, can you please be a little bit more catty? As I giggle to myself, I think about how Duff has no leg to stand on in the squabble. I mean, the last thing she was in was “War Inc” and “Material Girls“, which both flopped at the theatres. Not that a movie about going from riches to rags, which also stars your not-so-important sister isn’t amazing. I can’t believe I missed seeing it in the theatres.

I think Dunaway was out of line, asking if the producers of the new Bonnie and Clyde movie couldn’t find a real actress. Which started this highly amusing battle of the insults. But seriously. Dunaway was nominated for an Oscar when she played Bonnie and Duff couldn’t get an Oscar nod if she tried. She’s cute and all, but when your best movies are “Cheaper by the Dozen” and “A Cinderella Story“, you aren’t Oscar material.

I hope Dunaway comes back with something fierce to say in response. Or, can we have the ladies meet and literally fight it out? Possibly in a mud pit, for poops and giggles? Who do you think would win? I mean sure, Duff has the youth and energy but Dunaway is fiery. I am going with Dunaway on this one.

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AnnaLynne McCord Joins “New Moon” Cast

Believe it or not, more “New Moon” casting speculation has leaked. This time, “90210’s” AnnaLynne McCord is rumored to be joining Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson in the “Twilight” sequel.

AnnaLynne, known mainly for making out with her sisters (see those pics here), is being considered for the part of Heidi, a Volturi vampire ‘fisher’ who brings unsuspecting humans to the Volturi for dinnertime. Heidi is, according to Meyer’s book, also the ‘bait’, using her stunning good looks to lure the humans to their demise.

E online reports:

“Sources say McCord has auditioned for the role. ‘It’s not a big part,’ one of the sources said. ‘Heidi would be more like a cameo.’”

AnnaLynne would likely feel right at home since she is also rumored to be dating “Twilight” co-star Kellen Lutz (Emmett Cullen in the books). The Dame first reported that romance weeks ago.

Unfortunately for AnnaLynne, if she does land the part, her scenes would likely be filmed on location in Italy while her rumored boyfriend, Lutz, would be left behind in Vancouver. Lutz already stated in an interview to Collider that he is not making the trip to Italy.

I personally am not a fan of AnnaLynne McCord’s. However, if the movie stays true to the story of “New Moon” she will only be in the movie for about 30 seconds. What are your thoughts on this possible casting decision?

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Kristen Stewart Admits Love for Pot Via Bikini – Photos

After Kristen Stewart was photographed smoking weed on her front porch (See More of Those Photos HERE), Stewart wears her pot flag on her boobs. I adore this classy bitch. Kstew in a bikini makes legions of “Twilight” lovers happy, I am sure. However, I am questioning who the hood-rat is.

Did he come with the boat? With all the friends of the current casting getting a shot “New Moon” roles is this short bus version of Kevin Federline next? I seriously doubt it. You have to have and emo-sexy quality. He has got more of a …. ‘yeah, I smell bad’ quality.

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Etta James Threatens to Whoop Beyonce – Audio

Now here’s a fight I’d pay hundred of dollars for a ticket to watch! 71-year-old singer Etta James actually threatened to beat the crap out of Beyonce Knowles. And it’s all be caught on tape! Fierce & feisty Etta showed who the real diva was and lashed out extra hard on Beyonce during her concert in Seattle a few nights ago reports MTV. James was none too pleased at Beyonces’ rendition of her signature song “At Last” during the first dance of President Barack Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama at last month’s Neighborhood Inaugural Ball. TMZ caught the audio for her slam on Beyonce.

Via YBF:

“You guys know your president, right? You know the one with the big ears? Wait a minute, he ain’t my president, he might be yours, he ain’t my president. You know that woman he had singing for him, singing my song–she’s going to get her ass whipped.”

“The great Beyonce. I can’t stand Beyonce,” she spat. “She has no business up there, singing up there on a big ol’ president day, singing my song that I’ve been singing forever.”

Beyonce recently immortalized the legendary singer Etta James in the big screen production “Cadillac Records,” which came out in December. So far neither Beyonce or her reps have had any comments. Ironically Etta didn’t kick up a fuss for Beyonce’s portrayal of her in the movie. She acted as a mentor to Beyonce and even attended the movies premiere, posing for pictures with the younger diva. Don’t let those wrinkles fool ya, she’ll still kick your ass! My money is on James!

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Stephen King Disses “Twlight” Author Stephenie Meyer

Stephen King is a bitter old man. The horror author recently gave an interview to USA Weekend and had some not-so-nice words to say about “Twilight” author Stephenie Meyer.

He tells USA Weekend via Yahoo News:

“Stephenie Meyer can’t write worth a darn. She’s not very good.”

Snap! Them’s fighin’ words King!!

He goes on to say that Meyer’s work appeals to teenage girls experiencing love and sex for the first time. Really? Not that I am going to argue with you Stephen, ok, I am going to argue with you, but it seems that you haven’t done much research as to whom the “Twilight” series appeals. In fact, a large percentage of the “Twilight” following are women over the age of 25. I proudly, am one of them.

He goes on to say:

“A lot of the physical side of it is conveyed in things like the vampire will touch her forearm or run a hand over skin, and she just flushes all hot and cold. And for girls, that’s a shorthand for all the feelings that they’re not ready to deal with yet.”

I didn’t realize that Stephen King was so in touch with the emotions of teenage girls. Last I knew, teenage girls in King novels were clairvoyant and set their high school on fire after being dumped with pig’s blood. That’s much more in tune with today’s youth than first love, right?

Since I was once a teenage girl, and since I work with teenage girls on a daily basis in my non-gossip life, I would like to issue the following open letter to Stephen King:

Dear Stephen King,

I am sorry you don’t understand the brilliance of Stephenie Meyer’s writing. I am sorry that your stories about possessed automobiles and rabid dogs don’t capture the attention of an entire generation of young people, middle-aged people, and older people.

I suggest you think again, before stating something negative about Ms. Meyer’s writing. The Twi-hards are not a group you want to cross.

Or are you merely trying to live out your next novel?

Sincerely,
A Dame In Training

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