Britney Spears Safe…For Now

Sam Lutfi is a predator. At least according to Britney Spears’ father Jamie. Papa Spears testified for over 90 minutes yesterday about why he feels it is necessary to have long-term restraining orders granted against three people, one of which is Lutfi. Repeating an allegation that he’s made over the past year that Lutfi ground medication into his daughter’s food, Jamie Spears said he thought his daughter’s one-time friend and manager was a danger to the family. But he did little to establish direct contact between Lutfi and his Britney since a conservatorship was established a year ago. Acknowledging under questioning by Lutfi’s lawyer that he was not aware of any conversations between his daughter and Sam, the only evidence of communication between the two was a recent call Britney Spears made to Lutfi. A nanny supposedly heard the pop starlet talking to Sam and ex boyfriend Adnan Ghilab, one of the other people Papa Spears is rallying to get a permanent restraining order against.

Per The Huffington Post:

“[The hearing] Couldn’t of gone better.” said Bryan Freedman, attorney for Sam Lutfi. He also said that Jamie Spears’ testimony did not demonstrate why a restraining order is necessary.

The hearing will continue on Wednesday morning and a judge will determine then if the restraining order will get extended indefinitely. If Sam did have any contact with Britney, he would have violated a court order to stay away from her.

Per E! via DListed:

“Daddy testified the nanny overheard Brit Brit talking to Adnan and Sam really early in the morning on a cell phone. When Brit went to dance practice, her security team found the phone which was a prepaid Nokia. Brit admitted she got it when she was at the Peninsula Hotel one day.”

Under her father’s care and control, Britney Spears now lives a protected life, her access even to telephones strictly restricted. It appears Jamie believes Sam and Adnan got her the phone in an attempt to poison her against Jamie and to disrupt the conservatorship. The phone listed the phone numbers of Ghalib and Lutfi. Spears also testified about a series of what he called threatening text messages he received last month from someone with the screen name “citygalin310,” who he was later “100 percent” sure was Lutfi, which was strongly denied by Lutfi’s attorney.

Per People:

“Spears said the texts appeared to be someone “trying to extort my daughter.” He replied to the messages by saying, “What are you looking for? Our family has been through so much.” Fifteen minutes after receiving those texts, Jamie said Lutfi called him. “[Sam] began to cry and he basically fell apart on the phone,” said Jamie.

“When [Lutfi] was in so-called control, she’d lost everything – her kids and career,” Jamie said at the hearing. “I believe he’s a predator, I believe he’s very dangerous to her … and causes her a lot of anguish and disbelief. We’ve asked him to go away before, and now he’s coming back. We just want the man to go away. Just leave us alone.”

Papa Spears also revealed why his daughter locked herself in a bathroom last year with her youngest son Jayden, leading to her hospitalization. Claiming she had been told by Lutfi that she could have her children another night, the drama unfolded when body guards for ex husband Kevin Federline arrived to pick up the boys. Somberly describing his daughter during that night at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center as “kind of wild” and “just very messed up,” he said his daughter just didnt want to let them go since she had been told she would have them for another night.

In court papers, Lutfi denies that he’s been harassing Spears, stating that it has been Spears herself reaching out to him through text messages even though court orders forbid her from doing so. Lutfi does admit that he’s passed messages on to her through her hairdresser and others, including a “Merry Christmas” message, but argues that the messages weren’t harmful in any way.

Call me crazy, but a court order of no contact means just that – No Contact!!

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The Best and Worst Oscar Moments

While I am pretty much a nobody, I couldn’t help but give my two cents on last night’s Oscar ceremony. Here is my opinion of the best and worst Oscar highlights:

The Worst:

-The Fashion: While I am not an expert when it comes to fashion like the Dame, I have to say that Beyonce looked like a Tranny Mess on the red carpet. Her looked was usurped only by Mickey Rourke, who I swear is Pat, the lesbian that lives down the street from me. Jessica Biel looked like she was waiting for lobster to be served; she came complete with her own bib.

- The Pre-Show Bru-ha-ha: I couldn’t bear to spend more than 30 seconds looking at Lisa Rinna on the red carpet, so I was stuck dealing with pretty Ryan Seacrest and What’s-Her-Face over on E! Ryan naturally dazzled with the most awkward line of questions, but no moment was as stellar as Seacrest speaking with the kids from “Slumdog Millionaire”…who didn’t speak English…at all. Ryan’s answer to this: ask the same question again, REALLY LOUD, then smile and ask some more questions after you’ve been told they don’t speak English. This ranks up there with Seacrest trying to high five blind guys on “American Idol.”

- Mickey Rourke loses best actor award to Sean Penn: In all honesty, I didn’t see either of their performances. However, I had $20 on the amount of F bombs Rourke would drop in his acceptance speech. Since he lost, I am out the $20 and saddened that I will never know the answer.

-Tilda Swinton eyebrowlessness: Good gracious! When the ladies presenting the Best Supporting Actress Oscar came out, I nearly had a stroke. The camera hit Swinton and I thought an emaciated Gwyneth Paltrow had come to take my soul! For a moment, I thought she was dead and they were just propping her up there “Weekend At Bernie’s” style. Honestly, where did your eyebrows go? Find them before next year or don’t come back!

- Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens sing with Hugh Jackman, Beyonce, and two people who were in “Mama Mia,” I guess: Their revival of “The Musical” only made me want to burn my copy of Grease, pour acid in my ears, and sell my soul in order for it to end. Honestly, there wasn’t enough wine in Napa for me to make it through that montage. Thankfully, the child-proof cap prevented me from getting the pills open before it ended. Hugh, you owe me eight minutes of my life back.

The Best:

-Sank You: Only a few awards into the evening, a little man who barely spoke English won an Oscar. I feel like a complete tool because I can’t remember his name or the award. All I remember was his smile and his repeating “Sank you!” over and over. It was nice.

-Angelina gives Jen a smile: There was no couple on the red carpet more awkward than Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer. In fact, Seth Rogan had better chemistry with Judd Apatow who was there with his wife. During the award for best animated film, the camera cut to Angie just in time for us to see her throw a smile in Jennifer Aniston’s direction. My conclusion-she was smiling at her Kung-Fu Panda co-star, Jack Black while asking herself, “Why the hell is she wearing a braid in her hair?” about Aniston.

- Robert Pattinson on the red carpet, presenting, and starring in my dirty dream that night: I am sorry. I know he’s barely been in anything, he’s dirty, yadda, yadda, yadda. Say what you will, the Oscar producers knew what they were doing by asking him to attend. I can name eight people who watched the show just to see him in a tux and clean (and I am not counting the voices in my head). I didn’t see anyone else from “Twilight” there. You want to know why? Because he is hot. Thank you.

- Ben Stiller does Joaquin Phoenix: Stiller has these moments of bloody brilliance and this was one of them. Occasionally he will do something that appears no one else gets. Many of the celebrities at the Oscars last night didn’t seem to get his joke either out of “respect” for Phoenix or because they are too lame to watch Letterman or read the Dame. I got it. And it was funny. Well played Mr. Stiller, well played. It was the only moment of the night that made me laugh hard enough to nearly spill the wine…nearly.

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Sherlock Holmes Gay in Guy Ritchie’s Film

In Guy Ritchie’s upcoming film, super sleuth “Sherlock Holmes” will be portrayed as a gay man. Who knew? The fictional character famous for wearing his deerstalker hat, puffing on a pipe and solving mysteries with his trusted sidekick, will be shown sharing a bed with his very close friend Dr. Watson, in addition to some man-on-man wrestling.

Per Queerstalker:

“We’re two men who happen to be room-mates, wrestle a lot and share a bed. It’s badass.” says Robert Downey Jr. who plays Holmes.

“Guy wanted to make this about the relationship between Watson and Holmes. They’re both mean and complicated.” adds Jude Law, who plays Dr. Watson.

Last week he was ordered to re-shoot his “unrealistic” Sherlock Holmes movie. The 40-year-old ex husband of Madonna was reportedly left fuming after Warner Brothers head honchos told him several scenes didn’t reach their expectations. Ritchie has been forced to call back cast, including Robert Downey Jr. and Jude Law to remake five weeks worth of footage.

I’m just wondering where the Sherlock Holmes lifestyle choice is coming from. I’ve read quite a few Sherlock stories and never once have I picked up on anything like this. If this is done right, this could be really interesting and might even be Oscar-worthy! Hope you don’t let us down Ritchie!

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Lisa Rinna – Oscar Disaster

This mess was given a microphone at the Oscars Red Carpet? They might as well have had the Trash Heap from Fraggle Rock up there. She was said to be drunk too. Joey Fatone was co-hosting the pre-show and made a few comments on her behavior. (I missed their commentary as I was infatuated with Tim Gunn.) Lisa Rinna was asking where she was at and trying to show all the celebs her new butterfly tattoo.

(Ok…so the butterfly tat is just an assumption.) Above the usual look of two slightly deflated bike tires she is sporting instead of lips, her hair was out of control. Grandma Yetta circa “The Nanny” couldn’t get that kind of height with 50 cans of Aqua Net.

Superman “Unleashed”!!

Maybe it’s because I am an 80′s child, but I get giddy over any mention of a “Superman” movie. And heart be still, there has been mention and movement on the next “Superman” movie!! It is tentively named “Superman Unleashed” and has a killer description:

Ramping up the action of its esteemed predecessor, the sequel to ‘Superman Returns’ promises to raise the stakes and take the audience to heights of action that no other superhero movie can achieve.

There is no word on Brandon Routh returning, except for a rumor in late 2008–but I hope he does!! He’s like the most delicious eye candy!! Especially in those tights! And does anyone remember the hard time “Superman Returns” had in finding a Clark Kent? Auditioning all those potentials across the world? So Routh had better return. He’s hot, he resembles Christopher Reeve, and I enjoyed him in the role!

Gratuitous pictures of Routh below. He might just be my RPattz!!!

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Oscars 2009 Winners List and Photos

Ahhhh yes! One of the biggest events of the season. Fresh on the heels of Fashion Week. The 81st Annual Academy Awards brings out the A-listers.

The highlight of the night had to be Ben Stiller mocking Joaquin Phoenix. While announcing an award for cinematography, Stiller came out looking like the Grizzly Adams with a full beard and shaggy hair. He then stuck gum on the Oscar podium making fun of Joaquin’s disastrous interview on David Letterman a few weeks ago.

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I hope you joined in on the Live Coverage put together by our friends over at Bumpshack. I joined several other bloggers to discuss the event.

Best Picture: Slumdog Millionaire
Actor in a Leading Role: Sean Penn, Milk
Actress in a Leading Role: Kate Winslet, The Reader
Actor in a Supporting Role: Heath Ledger, The Dark Knight
Actress in a Supporting Role: Penélope Cruz, Vicky Cristina Barcelona
Director: Danny Boyle, Slumdog Millionaire
Original Screenplay: Dustin Lance Black, Milk
Adapted Screenplay: Simon Beaufoy, Slumdog Millionaire
Animated Feature Film: WALL-E

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81st Annual Academy Awards Live Coverage Reminder

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Five Reasons “New Moon” Will Be Better Than “Twilight”

The benefit that most sequels have is that the main characters and their relationships have already been established. This leaves the door open for deeper exploration of the story and characters as the each actor has grown into the roles. For an actor, it is all about the interpretation of a character on paper and the transfer of emotion to the screen. A novel can describe emotion, feelings, and settings but a film has to show it. In the case of “New Moon,” fans should feel more of what they felt from the books now that Twilight is out of the way and the story can unfold. And anyone who has read “New Moon” knows just how gut-wrenching this story is! In the “Twilight” sequel, Bella and Edward’s relationship has already been established. But, like any relationship, the introduction of another conflict plays an important role on the pairs love. Without giving too much away beyond Edward and Bella, the impact Jacob Black has on the story creates a huge conflict. Loyalties will be put to the test while the choices of right and wrong are pitted against those of want and need. Much like a second book in a trilogy, “New Moon” will cut to the chase in a way fans can already identify with via new character dynamics while delving deeper into the complexities of love.

With casting for “New Moon” in full swing and the start of filming only weeks away, there’s been much buzz surrounding the possible addition of a highly recognizable name in Hollywood for the role of Jane. Dakota Fanning, former child star turned young movie star, is only 15 and yet would be perfect for the role she’s been almost-confirmed for! Fanning has worked alongside such stars as Tom Cruise, Denzel Washington and Sean Penn and knows the acting world inside and out. If she is indeed cast in the vampire saga Fanning would be one of the biggest name attached to the film, even more than some of her recently popular “Twilight” co-stars. Although many fans have questioned whether Fanning for role of Jane is the right choice, Dakota brings to the table some A-list acting experience. What we do know is that she can act and the addition of Dakota Fanning could only raise the acting game of the entire cast to make them better. How well fans receive Fanning as Jane may be a different story.

Stephenie Meyer herself wrote about how much the character of Edward had cemented his own personality and character in such a way that changing his essence would be like changing his physicality. It just could not be done. Edward’s role in “New Moon” is as much about his character as it is a necessity in the relationship he has with Bella. No great love story would be complete without a special, magical bond that’s sometimes painful on many levels and it doesn’t get any better than with a love-struck teenage girl and a broody vampire.

The success of “New Moon” over “Twilight” lies in the ability of actors to inhabit their characters on a deeper level. What Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson bring to Bella and Edward for “New Moon” will require more than just reading lines from a page. “Twilight” showed us the magic of an inevitable love story and “New Moon” will continue the saga in a deeper way. It’s the love story that will force Pattinson and Stewart to go deeper inside themselves as actors than they did in “Twilight.” Usually when people reach deep and go beyond their comfort zones, good things happen. In this case, it will all be in the name of love. Although “Twilight” was filmed in the Pacific Northwest of the United States, mainly in Washington St. and Oregon, heading north to Vancouver, British Columbia can only benefit in a couple of ways. First, Vancouver is perfect for the tone and atmosphere of “New Moon” since it rains so much. Although Washington, Oregon, and Vancouver all fit the franchise well, the dreary scenery in ‘Twilight” was able to set the tone of the novel. Vancouver will bring that in broody spades. Second, with the slumping economy director Chris Weitz and crew will get more mileage out of the American dollar in exchange, which should afford the production a few more tricks and effects that “Twilight” wasn’t able to incorporate purely for financial reasons. Who knows what cost savings will add to “New Moon”, but it’s better than not having enough to work with. Lets hope they do right by the scene in Italy when Edward steps out into the sun! Half of the mystery of Edward and his family lies in their ability to live in shadow and Vancouver provides the perfect backdrop with darker forests and overcast skies. Let’s just hope the crew can keep the rabid fans off the set… Myself included!

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Nicole Ritchie Pregnant with Second Baby

Congratulations are in order! “Good Charlotte” frontman Joel Madden recently announced on his band’s official website that he and girlfriend Nicole Ritchie are expecting baby number 2!

Per GoodCharlotte.com:

“Better than winning an OSCAR! What’s better than winning an Oscar? I am so happy to tell everyone that Harlow is going to be a big sister! God has truly blessed my family. Hope your all feeling as good as i am right now.”

The happy couple are already parents to a beautiful little girl named Harlow Winter Kate Madden, who was born January 11th of last year. Richie has credited the birth of daughter Harlow for leading her to a more tranquil life at home with Madden, saying that her daughter “gives life a whole new meaning.” The couple have yet to disclose when Nicole is due with their second child. What a nice couple they are, and what a good mom and responsible adult Nicole has turned in to since ending her wild-partying days… Maybe Lindsay-Train-Wreck-Lohan should take notes…

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Live Chat/Blog Coverage of 2009 Oscars

Yours truly will be joining the some of the best celebrity bloggers around to cover the 2009 Academy Awards. Writers from Backseat Cuddler, Daisy from Gossip Teen and Jeff from Stupid Celebrities will be covering the Oscars starting at 8 PM EST. You can also take part! You can join in with your comments, thoughts or questions.

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