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I have to tell you I am astonished at this photo. I had to put it after the cut due to the nature. It is the supposed photo of the injuries Rihanna suffered at the hands of her boyfriend Chris Brown after he beat . This might be the first real photo of Rihanna’s bruises.
I am not 100% sure it isn’t photoshopped, but typically TMZ is pretty reliable.
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“Twilight” star Robert Pattinson is turning down a chance to make music for the sequel “New Moon.” The British actor is a talented composer, pianist and guitarist and wrote two songs for the original movie but wants to keep his music as a back up career. Taking a backseat to rock band “Paramore” who are again penning the title song for the soundtrack, says that pursuing music professionally was never his intention.
Per IMBD via OK! Magazine:
“I really didn’t want it to look like I was trying to cash in. Music is my back up plan.” says Pattinson.
Sparklepants song “Never Think” helped the soundtrack top the U.S. album charts for its release last year. He also had another song, “Let Me Sign” in the movie that did not make the soundtrack’s final cut. Pattionson will also have 2 or 3 songs on the soundtrack for his upcoming movie “How To Be“, which is available for preorder beginning March 1st. I’m sad! I so wanted to hear more of his music. He’s just brilliant. I love his songs way too much!
If Anna Wintour has her way they will.
The Vogue Ice Queen was at the William Rast fashion show when she got the idea to team up Katy Perry with Justin Timberlake. While at the show with her daughter, Bee Schaffer, she asked her “Who is the singer that talks about kissing girls?” After being informed of Perry’s name she approached Timberlake to run her idea by him. A spy from the NY Post heard of Anna’s plans.
“Wintour told William Rast founder Justin Timberlake that he and Perry should team up for something in an upcoming issue of Vogue, and also told Timberlake that his girlfriend, Jessica Biel, should stop by her office to discuss a future cover.”
My fingers are crossed in hopes it will involve him in a leotard circa the Timberlake Beyonce “All the Single Ladies” SNL spoof. (Nice of Jessica to drag a brush through her mop.)
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I am happy to admit that I have a not-so-secret love of Kevin Smith flicks and Seth Rogen associated comedies. The “Zack and Miri Make a Porno” star has slimmed down to play “The Green Hornet” and is also rumored to have been tapped by Playboy.
Rogen is allegedly going to be featured on the cover of Playboy’s March issue.
Via Page Six:
“Struggling Playboy magazine is putting a guy on the cover for only the ninth time in the monthly’s 56-year history. “Knocked Up” star Seth Rogan will grace the cover of the March issue, following in the steps of Peter Sellers, Steve Martin, Jerry Seinfeld and Burt Reynolds. An insider told us Rogan will pose with Jason Kidd’s baby mama, Hope Dworaczyk, but Playboy reps declined to comment.”
Hmmm…it’s kinda like Yogi Bear meets soft core porn.
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Katy Perry threw up backstage at the BRIT Awards yesterday in London, moments after Lionel Richie presented her the award for Best International Female.
No, it wasn’t from being boozy. The “I Kissed A Girl” singer reportedly felt ill all day, but managed to make it to the ceremony to pick up the gong. Perry managed to send a text message to gossip blogger Perez Hilton, saying she felt it was very punk rock to “barf and bail”. Congrats to Katy and her “barf and bail.” Hey, at least she won!
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A Full Winners List from the Brit Awards is After the Cut, Click “Read More…”
Dear Debra Messing,
Unless you are a bride, royalty or Elton John…don’t even try and rock a tiara.
P.S.
“The Starter Wife” sucked and that ho you kicked off first class last year for an extra seat for your ego was me. I hope that one day you will be thrown into coach and be forced to sit next to a child who is oozing boogers and poop in a karmic retaliation.
Signed,
The Dame
Phew! All “Twilight” fans and Madonna haters can breathe a big sigh of relief. I haven’t been able to sleep since the Dame posted the story about the possibility of Madonna taking on a role in the “Twilight” sequel “New Moon”, but now I can rest easy-she is out!
Despite the extensive rumors circulating the internet that Madonna wanted a part in the film and was using her manager and “New Moon” producer, Guy Oseary to get one, a source close to Summit Entertainment (exactly how does someone become a “source”, I wonder?) has set the record straight to Entertainment Weekly.
Via EW.com:
“Summit Entertainment, the studio behind the movie series, has no plans to cast the pop star and sometime actor in “New Moon”. However, because Madonna’s manager, Guy Oseary, is a producer on the project, there is some talk of her providing songs for the sequel.”
Personally, I don’t want her or her 4-foot vagina anywhere near the film. I can already envision some grainy music video she’ll release starring her and a greased-up Robert Pattison. Wait, I think that was just my dream last night.
Not to worry about that either. The “source” also stated that talks to have Madonna on the soundtrack are still in the “…that’d be cool” stage. Apparently this “source” and I have very different definitions of the word cool. You know what I think is cool? Not having to see that old hag in “New Moon”. That’s what’s cool.
Is it just me or is he choking back vomit? Put your captions in the comment section below!
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That’s the rumor. According to Page Six the Rachel Bilson aired out her engagement to long time boyfriend to Hayden Christensen to a fellow passenger on a plane.
“A man sitting in front of her on the plane saw a ring on her finger and asked if she was married,” said our snitch, who overheard Bilson reply, “I’m not married yet, just engaged. I know I look like I’m 15, but I’m actually 27.”
Hmmm…sounds like Darth Vadar and Seth Cohen’s lady will be making weird babies with great hair soon.
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Britney Spears’ people have released exclusive behind-the-scenes pictures from her video shoot for the highly anticipated “If U Seek Amy”.
As I am sure you all know, there is quite a bit of controversy surrounding the song “If U Seek Amy” (say it fast-go ahead!) which has resulted in many radio stations across the country refusing to even play the single. That hasn’t stopped the Britney machine from putting together a mammoth video that has left teeny-boppers and gay men in a frenzy.
I don’t know what all the fuss is about. All I see are some flashy costumes, a bed, and two different bathtubs. I guess this means we will likely see Brit-Brit stripping out of the costumes, hosing down in the one of the tubs, and then rolling around in the bed with the guy who looks like Corbin Bleu from “High School Musical”. Someone please tell me how that is any different than all the other Britney videos.
This video does have Perez Hilton, dressed as what I can only assume to be Queen Elizabeth on a bad day, as some kind of ring-master (yes, her album is titled “Circus”, I get it). Britney, you would have been much better off using the Dame instead of Perez. Though her cans are quite as large as his, she is much more voluptuous all the way around.
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The ‘Young Adult’ star has a new baby friend. Charlize Theron adopted a baby boy. Not many details were released in a statement made by her rep, but the little guy is healthy, happy and the 36 year old named him Jackson. Us says that the child is an African American born somewhere in the [...]
First OK! ran a report that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were getting married. The following week they ran another report stating that the wedding was off because they were fighting over something stupid, probably whose hair clogged the drain. This week the rag claims the wedding is back on. Next week I am sure [...]
Because we are shameless gossip mongers, we’d love this daily Lindsay Lohan Did Something Unsurprisingly Stupid Shiz update to be juicier than it is. Lindsay was behind the wheel of her Porsche (well, there’s your problem) and hit the manager of a Hookah Lounge while trying to pull a U-turn. She was leaving the Sayers [...]
“This celebrity mom-to-be is treating her body like a garbage disposal. She is unashamedly eating anything and everything she wants. The weight gain is already obvious, but it’s all part of her plan. She has already inked a deal with a weight loss company and will be sporting a slim and trim post baby body [...]
