Robert Pattinson and Nikki Reed Love Rumors

If you’re a Myspace and a “Twilight” fan, most likely you have a couple of fan pages for the actors listed in your friends list. If so, then you’ve probably seen the statement made yesterday by Kristen Stewart. Supposedly, Stewart confirmed on her Myspace yesterday that Robert Pattinson and Nikki Reed are dating, and that Sparklepants does indeed have a Myspace page. She even also admitted that early on she and Rob did so-called date but they broke up because of the haters. Uh-huh, sure, okay.

Kristen is dating Michael Angarano and has so for 3-plus years. Wonder what he’d have to say about that? I’m here to debunk the rumors that not only has Rob not dated Kristen or Nikki, but also that they three actors DO NOT have Myspace pages.

Per Kris-Stewart.Org:

“No, Kristen does not have a Myspace page, a Facebook page, a Twitter page, or any page of the sorts. Any pages claiming to be here should be considered fake. Please do not give out any personal information about yourself to these people claiming to be Kristen Stewart for your own personal safety.”

Per Robert Pattionson Online:

“A few weeks ago, we told you about myspaces that were claiming to be Rob, and how we told you Rob did not have an official myspace. Now, our affiliates over at Robert-Pattinson.co.uk have gotten an official statement from Rob’s management that Rob does NOT have any online presence. Here’s what Rob’s management says: Rob has neither an official nor personal page on Myspace, Facebook or any other networking site. His fans should not be fooled by anyone representing themselves as Rob or claiming that they have a sanctioned Robert Pattinson site. These are all false. His management team is currently working with Robert to come up with a page on Myspace for the fans that will hopefully be up and running in the coming weeks. When this does happen there will be an announcement made on his official online site for the fans.”

Per Nikki Reed’s Official Facebook:

“Nikki does NOT have an official MySpace. Any you see claiming to be her are fake.”

So there you have it. An official statement from all 3 management teams for the actors stating that they do not – I repeat, they DO NOT – have any sort of a Myspace page at all. Do a google search for a Myspace page with their names and you are guaranteed to come up with at least a couple dozen pages claiming to be the official page, or the “real” person. Don’t believe me? Check out Thefanproject.synthasite.com or their official Myspace page at Myspace.com/thefanproject. They are a group who are dedicated to the privacy protection of loyal fans of celebrities world-wide. Their main focus is fishing out the fake pages and proving them to be just that – fake – then having them shut down. Their sites list each and every fake Myspace page of the celebrities that they have come across so far. So since the pages are fake, then it is to also be assumed that Robert did not ever date Kristen and that Robert is not currently dating Nikki. Please, don’t believe the rumors floating around or believe any social community site claiming to be real unless you hear an official statement from their management team.

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Justin Timberlake Is GQ’s Most Stylish Man In American-Photos

Justin Timeberlake has been named GQ Magazine’s most stylish man according to their “10 Most Stylish Men In America.”

According to the magazine, Timberpuss was singled out as the best of the best due to his impact on fashion and willingness to take risks. Yea, jeans and t-shirts are about as risky as one can get. GQ also states that it selected him for his “knack of starting trends” like three-piece suits, hats, skinny ties, and beards. Apparently, no one who works for GQ even hung out at a Weezer concert in the 90’s.

When asked who he looked to as a ‘style icon’, Timberlake stated via Access Hollywood:

Kate Moss is a style icon because she could put a barrel on and it would be some sort of statement.”

He’s right, of course. However, since there aren’t any pockets on a barrel for Moss to hide her coke, I don’t think we will be seeing her make that statement anytime soon.

Justin is GQ’s March cover boy despite the rumors that the cover would be going to “Twilight” heartthrob Robert Pattinson. Although Justin is not far down my list of ‘Hollywood Hotties I Want to Bed’, Sparklepants still holds that coveted number one position. Thanks to GQ’s decision to put Timberlake on the cover, I am back to hiding copies of J-14 under my mattress.

Other stylish men GQ included on their list are rapper T.I. (I personally can’t wait to see how he accessorizes that orange jumpsuit he’ll be sporting soon), and Kanye West, likely for the guts it is taking him to bring back the 1980’s Lionel Richie inspired mullet-look.

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Madonna Joins ‘New Moon’ Cast

Dear God let this one be the biggest rumor of them all….

The celebrity rodeo that surrounds the casting rumors of “New Moon” has just gotten scary. Madonna is said to be joining both the cast and soundtrack of the “Twilight” sequel. A poster claims E! News is reporting this tragedy, however I came up empty handed on a search of their site.

Via ONTD:

According to Ryan on E! News, Madonna will be involved in the sequel to “Twilight” which the second movie will be made on the second book of the “Twilight Saga”, “New Moon”. Guy Oseary is the executive producer to the movie starring Robert Pattison and Kristen Stewart.

It is unknown to whether Madonna will either act in the second installment to the saga film or sing for the soundtrack or both. Gaycrest also said it’s most likely she’ll both appear in the film and do the soundtrack.

That gap tooth hag better keep her 4 foot vag to herself. You could park a big rig in that thing.

Robert Pattinson Confirmed Presenter for The Oscars

Need a reason to watch the 2009 Oscars this coming Sunday night, or at the very least DVR it? How about Robert Pattinson as your reason? It’s been widely rumored for days that the sexy “Twilight” vampire will show up for Hollywood’s most star-filled evening, and now it is being confirmed by Hit Fix that the star will indeed be there. No word yet on which award Sparklepants will be presenting, but do we honestly even care – Its Robert-Freakin-Pattinson! Cue the ear-piercing screams!!!

Pattinson shot to stardom after playing the young man of millions teenage and older womens dreams, vampire Edward Cullen in “Twilight.” The first of three sequels, “New Moon,” is scheduled to begin filming next month, which a tentative release date of November 2009.

Securing the “Twilight” star is huge. Talk about a ratings stunt! No word yet on if his co-star Kristen Stewart will also be apart of the festivities. Wild speculation now is focused on who Pattinson’s date for the night will be. I’m betting he arrives solo, although I’m sure finding a date wouldn’t be too much of a struggle for him.

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Hayden Panettiere Dumps Milo Ventimiglia

Probably because of his ridiculously difficult to pronounce last name. Seriously…he needs to change that shiz. Like Aston Kutcher only in reverse. I suggest Milo Pattinson or Milo Von Humperdink.

Anyway, the 19 year old starlet dumped her “Heroes” costar so she could be a slut at the clubs. Hayden Panettiere has been spending her free time with friends that include Paris Hilton and the ho-bags from “The Hills.”

Via Us Magazine:

“It was a lifestyle conflict,” a source close to the couple tells Us, adding that the split happened within the last week. “They were in very different places. She is young. She likes to go out in the Hollywood scene and that’s not his style. He has been concentrating on work on his production company [Divide Pictures],” the source adds.

Hayden and Milo Ventimiglia had been dating for around a year. She and the 31 year old Milo started to go public with their relationship just after she turned 18. Recently she was spotted hooking on Jesse McCartney. She was all over the poor boy and sitting on his lap. I am guessing that followed with a “we need to talk” convo with Peter Petrelli.

Is it just me or is her future involve and boob job and Hugh Hefner?

What Others Say:

Evil Beet Gossip: “Hells yeah! A single Hayden out on the Hollywood scene! Hide your whales!”

Dlisted - “I don’t even know what he saw in that sausage troll to begin with. She’s like Gary Coleman to me.”

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Robert Pattinson Got Drunk and Proposed to Kristen Stewart

I may or may not have done this several times. I typically get trashed and propose to street lamps, the guy at the liquor store (or ‘The place where the Lord of the Booze lives”) and several bartenders.

Robert Pattinson was spilling his tender little feelings. He talked about how fantastic his “Twilight” costar is and how he has squishy feelings for Kristen Stewart to J-14.

Per J-14 Print Edition:

The actor even revealed he once proposed to her even though he can’t remember when it happened.

“She’s basically the reason I did the film. I can’t even remember when this happened, but Kristen is like ‘Yeah, you did.’ Kristen is amazing, and your first impulse is to ask her for her phone number. But then I forced myself to remember that 90 percent of what you do on screen is acting and make things up.”

We’ve all been there. But seriously. These two need to hump and get over it already.

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Joe Jonas Spent Valentines Day with Camilla Belle

Looks like Joe Jonas is winning the fight fore Camilla Belle. After performing on “Saturday Night Live,” the Jonas Brother went out with his lady of the moment. They spent their Valentines Day in New York.

Meanwhile Joe’s rumored opposition, Robert Pattinson, is still in London pub hopping.

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Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson Fight on Valentines Day

Another weekend gone, another fight for Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson to add to the books. The pair’s Valentine’s Day got off to an awesome start at 1 AM Saturday when they were seen arguing on the street in NY after attending a party for Ronson’s sister at “Eldridge.”

Via NY Post:

“Samantha Judith Ronson, why are you doing this to me?” cried Lindsay Lohan as she chased her lover down East First Street in the wee hours of Valentine’s Day. Samantha stopped in the middle of Houston Street and said something in a whisper. “What are you talking about?” shrieked Lindsay in response, “I’ve been with you all night!”

Uh-oh – Lindsay brought out the middle name – This must be serious!

It’s not every day you get to read a reporter’s first-hand report of a fight between a famous pair! Blogger Justin Rocket Silverman followed just a few steps behind, recording in his reporter’s notebook the dialogue of these two lovers. According to the reporter, Samantha seemed to notice him standing there and took off again. Lindsay followed and only stopped to light a cigarette, which she puffed on angrily as she yelled at Sam. The reporter followed them as two paparazzi tailed them, darting in and out of traffic to get shots of the arguing couple. Lindsay stomped out her cigarette just before following her girlfriend into the “Bowery Hotel,” where they either made up or else continued the emotional meltdown in more private quarters. Given the duo’s track record, I’m betting on the latter.

Lindsay and Sam were supposed to host a Valentine’s Day party at Passions, a late-night club in Florida on Saturday, but neither showed up. They claimed sickness with Sam under doctors orders to not fly as their excuse. The two looked perfectly healthy the night before!

Via People:

“We really feel bad, and I work sick when I can, but unfortunately I couldn’t drive to Miami, so I’m stuck in New York City with doctor’s orders not to fly,” Ronson tells PEOPLE. “Any reports otherwise are false and unfair.”

“Lindsay and Samantha stayed out late last night in New York City, and are not feeling well,” Amanda Senoff, director of marketing for Passions, tells PEOPLE. “A doctor said Sam was too sick with the flu to travel and Lindsay is also feeling sick. So they rescheduled for March 7.”

“They are both sick with ear infections. Sam needs her ears, and flying with an ear infection is a risk that she can’t really afford to take.”

It could be possible that the two are sick, but seems highly suspicious to me given their fight the night before. Lindsay attended a store opening Friday and was photographed out shopping and going to lunch with a friend in New York, the day after she claimed to be sick. What are Lohan and Ronson going to do for cash if they can’t charge big bucks to show up at clubs? Lindsays “Not-So-Red-Hot” film career can’t carry the two forever!

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Kate Moss Is 3 Months Pregnant

Someone hide the booze and cocaine because Kate Moss is reportedly pregnant. The model/designer/mother-of-the year nominee was seen leaving London nightclub Movida this past week sporting a belly-bump.

This is Moss’ second child. She already has a daughter, Lila Grace, whom she had with magazine publisher Jefferson Hack. This time around, the rumored baby-daddy is rocker Jamie Hence who Kate started shagging after breaking up with professional crackhead Pete Doughtery in July 2007.

A source close to Kate revealed to News of the World:

“It’s true. Kate is pregnant. She’s overjoyed at the news. She’s past the 12-week stage so she’s telling more and more people. Her friends are delighted for her.”

Sources are also stating that Kate is promising to be a better “mum” this time around. By this she likely means that she hasn’t blown all her cash up her nose and therefore can afford top-of-the-line nannies.

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