Twilight Audition Drama!!

Over the weekend, Vancouver was taken over by a large amount of aboriginal Twihards, auditioning for roles in the upcoming “New Moon” movie. Apparently the turn-out was greater than expected and a vast majority were turned away, shortly after noon on the Saturday. According to Times Colonist, insults, and accusations ensued to those who barely made the cut.

Well, had that been me, I would have more than thrown insults! I would have taken one of those girls down!!! But sadly, I am neither 15-25 nor Aboriginal. Dare to dream, I say!

Apparently the reason why there were so many people at the audition is that it was advertising on Craigslist. And now that I am reading the posting, it is specific that the casting call is going on until noon, so those people who got all dramatic need to chill! And learn from this: sleep outside the building next time! You aren’t a true Twihard if you don’t to that!!

Filming for “New Moon” starts next month.

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Joaquin Phoenix on David Letterman – Video

WTF? Joaquin Phoenix crawled off a park bench, put on a suit and went on Letterman. He was apparently high on peyote and looked like he smelled funny.

David Letterman’s Late Show tried to talk to him about his movies and decision to leave acting. He mumbled one or two word answers and was offended by just about everything that was said. Eventually he finally got so offended he put his gum under Letterman’s desk.

At least he is a quiet drunk/stoner/crazy. If I were that hopped up after sniffing air plane glue and doing a shot of Tilex I’d be doing show tunes with the audience and asking Letterman to got get Taco Bell with me.

What Others Said:

Gawker - “Again, celebrities: Dave doesn’t want to rip you to shreds on national television, but if you’re not going to help him fill the 10 minutes or whatever, he has no choice.”

L.A. Rag Mag- “David Letterman just does NOT give a shit anymore. If you’re a celebrity that wants to be roasted, and ridiculed, go on his show because he’s retiring and saying whatever he wants.”

Rihanna Bruises Photo

BEWARE!

The above photo floating around claiming to be an after pic of Rihanna’s injuries given to her by Chris Brown is FAKE. This is a poor attempt a Photoshop.

TMZ discovered the fake photo after someone trying to pass it off as legit. So calm down. I would bet money and my booze supply she won’t be surfacing any time soon.

UPDATE – The Real Photo of Rihanna’s Bruises has sufaced, Click HERE.

Mickey Rourke Dating Courtney Love

Good news for Evan Rachel Wood! It seems she and her co-star and rumored boyfriend, Mickey Rourke, aren’t together after all-at least not now. Rourke is now rumored to be getting his groove on with train-wreck and mother-of-the-year nominee Courtney Love. Ewww…

According to the Daily Mirror, Rourke sent a text message to Love following the Golden Globes asking her out on a date. I wonder how many one syllable words that message contained.

Via The Telegraph:

“The celebrity couple both attended the Elle Style awards in North London on Monday, where Rourke picked up the Best Actor award and Love picked up the Elle Woman of the Year accolade.”

We here at Hollywood Dame are still trying to understand Elle Magazine’s criteria for Woman of the Year. (See Courtney Love’s Woman of the Year story HERE.)

However, we are very happy for this new couple. They’re a match made for Celebrity Rehab.

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Paris Hilton In Love With Robert Pattinson

Run Robert Pattinson! Run! Paris Hilton has expressed interest in Hollywood’s golden ticket, R. Pattz Sparklepants. And by interest, I mean she likely wants to expose him to several communicable diseases.

While at a party hosted by Cash Money Records, Hilton gushed to E! News about Pattinson’s glorious hotness.

Via E! Online:

“I just saw ‘Twilight’ last night for the first time, and I have to say that I think Rob is a beautiful man and an amazing actor. He’s fabulous! Now I understand all the hype. I just didn’t get it before, but now it all makes sense. I really enjoyed the movie and loved watching Rob in it.”

Here’s hoping that Rob keeps his distance while Hilton is in London shooting her reality show about not having any friends. Don’t give into the hype Sparklepants or you’ll be at the clinic before you can say “crab infestation.”

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Jay-Z Says Chris Brown is a Dead Man

The story that is gripping the gossip world keeps getting more and more crazy. I’m going to try and break it down into one post.

First- Jay-Z is fuming mad with Brown. To refresh your memory, Rihanna is his little female protégé. He discovered her and groomed her into stardom. Now that Chris has beat on her, he is going to suffer repercussions from camp Jigga. A source openly told Us Weekly via Contact Music the hip-hop star’s reaction:

“He hit the roof. Chris is a walking dead man. He messed with the wrong crew.”

Second the cause of the fight is not due to Rihanna giving Chris Brown herpes. Cops have told TMZ that Brown had gotten a text message from another woman. RiRi was jealous and angry at the attempt the other woman was making to “hook up” with her boyfriend. A fight ensued and Brown began to hit her. As for the injuries….

“Cops took multiple pictures at the scene. Chris Brown allegedly hit Rihanna so hard with his fists, she could barely open her eyes for the photos — they were almost completely swollen shut. She had a fat lip, her mouth was swollen, her nose was badly bloodied, and she had contusions on her forehead and both sides of her face.”

Also E! Online reports that Brown was threatening to kill Rihanna.

“A source close to the investigation tells E! News exclusively that Rihanna has alleged to police that Brown choked her while threatening to kill her and, subsequently, she lost consciousness.”

Good God. All over a text message? Cell phones are evil!

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Mischa Barton Starving Herself

I almost thought that Marc Anthony got a weave. Alas it is the coke whore from “The O.C.”

Mischa Barton is looking like she wandered of a concentration camp. The now gaunt teen starlet is on the path of destruction according to The Daily Mail she is on a “draconian” slimming program. She is living on high fiber low calorie diet.

Basically she is starving herself into that size zero. Mischa dropped 3 dress sizes for Paris Fashion Week.

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Michelle Obama’s Vogue Spread – Photos

The First Lady of Fierce is on the cover of Vogue.

Michelle Obama is the second Presidential wife to graced the cover of the Fashion Bible. Hilary Clinton was first to make the cover in 1998. Annie Leibovitz was the photographer for the shoot that took place at the Hay-Adams Hotel. This was the Obama family’s digs before the official inauguration.

On the cover she is wearing a bold magenta dress by Jason Wu. (He was also responsible for her inaugural gown.) In the issue she also wears a simple little black dress by another of her personal favorites, Narciso Rodriguez. Inside she address a few questions one was about trying to keep her role as mother first in her life.

Via The Washington Post Per Vogue:

“I’m going to try to take [our two daughters] to school every morning – as much as I can,” she says, according to the Post. “But there’s also a measure of independence. And obviously there will be times I won’t be able to drop them off at all. I like to be a presence in my kids’ school. I want to know the teacher; I want to know the other parents.”

Anna Wintour also sang her praises. (This speaks volumes as Wintour is a bit…well…picky.)

“Change was the clarion call of Barack Obama’s election campaign, though I don’t think any of us at Vogue initially realized that would include the difference that was going to be made by First Lady Michelle Obama’s wardrobe … It’s inspiring to see our first lady so serene and secure in her personal style.”

Thank God Annie let her keep her top on. What? Too soon?

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Commenting Rules Reminder

Alright everyone. I encourage commenting and different opinions to be voiced. We are all hear for enjoyment purposes. So I’d like to remind you of the Commenting Rules….

1- No Spamming – I don’t sit on my rump all day working the celebrity gossip circuit so you can sponge. If you’d like a link exchange contact The Dame. Hotlinking will be filtered into spam and deleted. Translation don’t put links in your comment text.

2- No threatening – Just because someone thinks Angelina Jolie is gorgeous and you don’t, please don’t threaten or suggest death as a remedy for their opinion. Personal attacks on other commenters or writers will not be tolerated. This is for entertainment purposes groundless attacks will be deleted and banned. No questions asked. Again, if you have a different opinion, share it! Just don’t be an a$$ about it.

3 – No over the top naughty words. Keep the big 4 letter word that starts with “F” to your poker night.

Follow these two rules and I won’t be forced to delete comments. Break the rules and I will have to lay down the thunder and take it down.

So go enjoy……. and for the love of my sanity please behave.

Katherine Heigl and T.R. Knight Leaving ‘Grey’s Anatomy’ – CONFIRMED

According to co-star James Pickens Jr. both Izzy and George will be leaving “Grey’s Anatomy.” While at the NAAC Awards lunch Pickens, who plays Dr. Richard Webber, revealed that both whiney bitch, Katherine Heigl and T.R. Knight are out.

Via Page Six:

“Yes, she is.” And he continued, “Wherever Katherine goes, I wish her nothing but the best.” When asked about T.R. Knight’s status he responded: “He’s going too. He just wanted to pursue other career paths.”

Via Us Magazine:

“He complains to Katherine all the time,” a set source has said. “The energy on set will be much better when he’s gone.” Sources close to the actors concur.

“Katherine is ready to move on to the next chapter,” says a set source. And Knight is “not shy about telling people” he wants out of his contract.”

This changes things. Originally Katherine’s character was not going to die due to the weird ghost story line. I wonder if they are going to bump her off or just have her walk away like the string of other characters have?